Lorddave

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Lorddave
« on: September 23, 2012, 12:46:14 PM »
If I could buy a puter, What kinda puter should I buy?
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Re: Lorddave
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2012, 01:03:48 PM »
My knowledge of current hardware is lacking but I'll help if I can.

First question: what are you planning on using it for?
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Re: Lorddave
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2012, 01:36:33 PM »
This interview is too personal.


From what you know of computers and me imagine your brain child!
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Re: Lorddave
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2012, 05:41:01 PM »
If I could buy a puter, What kinda puter should I buy?

An expensive one.
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Re: Lorddave
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2012, 05:42:03 PM »
If I could buy a puter, What kinda puter should I buy?

An expensive one.
No one asked you.
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Re: Lorddave
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2012, 05:50:23 PM »
If I could buy a puter, What kinda puter should I buy?

An expensive one.
No one asked you.
That's why I volunteered my answer.
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
Quote from: Robosteve
Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
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Re: Lorddave
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2012, 07:51:38 AM »
I'm not Lorddave but it COULD be argued that I'm the devil.  I suggest getting one of those macbooks, I hear they are good for people who don't know much about computers.
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Re: Lorddave
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2012, 08:38:38 AM »
You should just go to Best Buy. They have a lot of experience selling computers to the mentally ill.

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Re: Lorddave
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2012, 09:01:11 AM »
You want to build it yourself or buy a complete system?
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Re: Lorddave
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2012, 11:42:02 AM »
If I could buy a puter, What kinda puter should I buy?

An expensive one.

Come now markjo, you know that this is not an appropriate type of response here.  Have a day off to cool down and/or sober up.
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Re: Lorddave
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2012, 12:12:15 PM »
You want to build it yourself or buy a complete system?
Can I build a laptop?
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« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2012, 02:20:46 PM »
You want to build it yourself or buy a complete system?
Can I build a laptop?
Yes.  The parts are a bit more expensive and restrictive though.

Do you want a laptop?
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Re: Lorddave
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2012, 02:41:59 PM »
You want to build it yourself or buy a complete system?
Can I build a laptop?
Yes.  The parts are a bit more expensive and restrictive though.

Do you want a laptop?
indeed
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« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2012, 03:37:53 PM »
You want to build it yourself or buy a complete system?
Can I build a laptop?
Yes.  The parts are a bit more expensive and restrictive though.

Do you want a laptop?
indeed
Anything special you gonna do with it? Is it your primary computer? Gonna do a lot of traveling with it?
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Re: Lorddave
« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2012, 03:46:22 PM »
Lorddave, what should I have for dinner?

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« Reply #15 on: September 24, 2012, 03:51:56 PM »
You want to build it yourself or buy a complete system?
Can I build a laptop?
Yes.  The parts are a bit more expensive and restrictive though.

Do you want a laptop?
indeed
Anything special you gonna do with it? Is it your primary computer? Gonna do a lot of traveling with it?
I'll play games on it. FES is special. It is. Not too often but i like the option.
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« Reply #16 on: September 24, 2012, 04:31:12 PM »
Lorddave, what should I have for dinner?

Steak with mashed potatoes and corn.

You want to build it yourself or buy a complete system?
Can I build a laptop?
Yes.  The parts are a bit more expensive and restrictive though.

Do you want a laptop?
indeed
Anything special you gonna do with it? Is it your primary computer? Gonna do a lot of traveling with it?
I'll play games on it. FES is special. It is. Not too often but i like the option.
Ok.  Battery life.  Need long life or is it going to be plugged in most of the time?
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Re: Lorddave
« Reply #17 on: September 24, 2012, 04:36:12 PM »
My knowledge of current hardware is lacking but I'll help if I can.

First question: what are you planning on using it for?
He's a male. Pron of course.
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Re: Lorddave
« Reply #18 on: September 24, 2012, 04:42:04 PM »
I watch tons and don't get viruses because I have Norton and I am invincible.
I saw a slight haze in the hotel bathroom this morning after I took a shower, have I discovered a new planet?

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Re: Lorddave
« Reply #19 on: September 24, 2012, 05:08:39 PM »
Lorddave, what should I have for dinner?

Steak with mashed potatoes and corn.

You want to build it yourself or buy a complete system?
Can I build a laptop?
Yes.  The parts are a bit more expensive and restrictive though.

Do you want a laptop?
indeed
Anything special you gonna do with it? Is it your primary computer? Gonna do a lot of traveling with it?
I'll play games on it. FES is special. It is. Not too often but i like the option.
Ok.  Battery life.  Need long life or is it going to be plugged in most of the time?
plugged in
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« Reply #20 on: September 24, 2012, 06:02:29 PM »
Alright so I'm guessing you want a power house with a big screen.

http://usa.asus.com/Notebooks/Gaming_Powerhouse/G75VW/#specifications

Buy a good mouse with it.
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« Reply #21 on: September 24, 2012, 06:07:21 PM »
Alright so I'm guessing you want a power house with a big screen.

http://usa.asus.com/Notebooks/Gaming_Powerhouse/G75VW/#specifications

Buy a good mouse with it.

I bought one of these very recently, and I love it.

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« Reply #22 on: September 24, 2012, 06:10:14 PM »
Alright so I'm guessing you want a power house with a big screen.

http://usa.asus.com/Notebooks/Gaming_Powerhouse/G75VW/#specifications

Buy a good mouse with it.
I don't want a good mouse.
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« Reply #23 on: September 24, 2012, 06:12:46 PM »
Alright so I'm guessing you want a power house with a big screen.

http://usa.asus.com/Notebooks/Gaming_Powerhouse/G75VW/#specifications

Buy a good mouse with it.
I don't want a good mouse.
Then buy a bad one.  I don't care.
You have been ignored for common interest of mankind.

I am a terrible person and I am a typical Blowhard Liberal for being wrong about Bom.

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Re: Lorddave
« Reply #24 on: September 24, 2012, 06:13:20 PM »
Alright so I'm guessing you want a power house with a big screen.

http://usa.asus.com/Notebooks/Gaming_Powerhouse/G75VW/#specifications

Buy a good mouse with it.
I don't want a good mouse.
Then buy a bad one.  I don't care.
how much does that cost?
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« Reply #25 on: September 24, 2012, 06:16:25 PM »
You have been ignored for common interest of mankind.

I am a terrible person and I am a typical Blowhard Liberal for being wrong about Bom.

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Re: Lorddave
« Reply #26 on: September 24, 2012, 06:19:08 PM »
Vongeo is a wanker, he wears a wanker hat; he always smells like urine and he thinks the Earth is flat.

No longer is this sentence is cut in half. Jekra!

Re: Lorddave
« Reply #27 on: September 24, 2012, 06:21:46 PM »
Alright so I'm guessing you want a power house with a big screen.

http://usa.asus.com/Notebooks/Gaming_Powerhouse/G75VW/#specifications

Buy a good mouse with it.
I don't want a good mouse.
Then buy a bad one.  I don't care.
how much does that cost?
$10.
And the puter?
Don't see it on there

It's expensive. The lowest you could pay for one is around $1200.

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« Reply #28 on: September 24, 2012, 06:22:38 PM »
Alright so I'm guessing you want a power house with a big screen.

http://usa.asus.com/Notebooks/Gaming_Powerhouse/G75VW/#specifications

Buy a good mouse with it.
I don't want a good mouse.
Then buy a bad one.  I don't care.
how much does that cost?
$10.
And the puter?
Don't see it on there
Tiger Direct says...

http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=3184129&Sku=A50-173312

$1,600.
But that's if you want a gaming laptop.  Which you should get because in 5 years, you'll need it for medium settings on games.
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Re: Lorddave
« Reply #29 on: September 24, 2012, 06:24:56 PM »
Alright so I'm guessing you want a power house with a big screen.

http://usa.asus.com/Notebooks/Gaming_Powerhouse/G75VW/#specifications

Buy a good mouse with it.
I don't want a good mouse.
Then buy a bad one.  I don't care.
how much does that cost?
$10.
And the puter?
Don't see it on there
Tiger Direct says...

http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=3184129&Sku=A50-173312

$1,600.
But that's if you want a gaming laptop.  Which you should get because in 5 years, you'll need it for medium settings on games.
ok then this thread is pointless
Vongeo is a wanker, he wears a wanker hat; he always smells like urine and he thinks the Earth is flat.

No longer is this sentence is cut in half. Jekra!