Worlds Biggest Biceps **Update**

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« Reply #30 on: September 13, 2012, 12:51:39 PM »
I'm sorry that I have an encyclopaedic knowledge of all things steroids. I just recognised his picture when I saw it as its obviously one I've seen and read about before.

I just find it morbidly fascinating that I can spot and understand the widespread use and most people seem totally oblivious to its prevalence.

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« Reply #31 on: September 13, 2012, 12:52:56 PM »
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« Reply #32 on: September 13, 2012, 01:03:33 PM »
I'm sorry that I have an encyclopaedic knowledge of all things steroids. I just recognised his picture when I saw it as its obviously one I've seen and read about before.

I just find it morbidly fascinating that I can spot and understand the widespread use and most people seem totally oblivious to its prevalence.

And by douche I meant Zyzz, by the way.

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« Reply #33 on: September 13, 2012, 02:02:46 PM »
Zyzz was the god of aesthetics. Leave the guy alone.
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« Reply #34 on: September 13, 2012, 02:04:09 PM »
Yes, please do. He is a human, after all.
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« Reply #35 on: September 13, 2012, 02:11:45 PM »
Zyzz was the god of aesthetics. Leave the guy alone.
Zyzz is the modern day equivalent of Narcissus. The parallels between their two stories are striking. Both were obsessed with their looks and both ultimately paid for that with their lives.

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« Reply #36 on: September 13, 2012, 02:22:18 PM »
Zyzz was the god of aesthetics. Leave the guy alone.
Zyzz is the modern day equivalent of Narcissus. The parallels between their two stories are striking. Both were obsessed with their looks and both ultimately paid for that with their lives.
He had a heart failure, but whether it was caused by sterons is not certain. It may well have been due to rampant cocaine abuse.
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« Reply #37 on: September 13, 2012, 02:45:50 PM »
>>>/fit/

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« Reply #38 on: September 13, 2012, 06:56:08 PM »
This is my favorite pic, lol.

Fixed. And yes, I believe I have a new favorite pic too. Those saggy grandma arms sure must've been the look he was trying to achieve.
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Re: Worlds Biggest Biceps
« Reply #39 on: September 14, 2012, 02:19:31 AM »
Zyzz was the god of aesthetics. Leave the guy alone.
Zyzz is the modern day equivalent of Narcissus. The parallels between their two stories are striking. Both were obsessed with their looks and both ultimately paid for that with their lives.
He had a heart failure, but whether it was caused by sterons is not certain. It may well have been due to rampant cocaine abuse.

It was definitely steroids, they aggravated his congenital heart defect so paying a visit to a Thai sauna was... foolish. He used MDMA rather than coke, and not much at that.
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« Reply #40 on: September 14, 2012, 05:18:12 AM »
Far enough then. I heard he was a coke user, but I wasn't really bothered enough to look into it beyond that. He was a heavy cyclist, to be fair.
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« Reply #41 on: September 15, 2012, 07:19:12 AM »
Really? I thought he was anti-cardio, but I suppose it explains his quads when he did so little squatting.
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« Reply #42 on: September 15, 2012, 11:48:45 AM »
Really? I thought he was anti-cardio, but I suppose it explains his quads when he did so little squatting.
I mean cycling as in steroid cycling.

Also, I thought his legs were pretty small compared to his upper body.
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« Reply #43 on: September 16, 2012, 04:49:02 AM »
Do you call steroid users "cyclists" normally?
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« Reply #44 on: September 16, 2012, 05:56:05 AM »
reminds me of this guy.  I just don't understand what made this guy do this to himself.

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Re: Worlds Biggest Biceps **Update**
« Reply #45 on: September 19, 2012, 01:06:48 AM »
So it seems they may not be legit after all. Who would've guessed that?

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8535416/guinness-record-for-biggest-biceps-in-doubt
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« Reply #46 on: September 19, 2012, 02:15:21 AM »
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« Reply #47 on: September 19, 2012, 11:42:12 AM »


Scott Steiner probably juiced too, but at least his huge biceps are proportional to all his other freakishly large muscles.
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« Reply #48 on: October 03, 2012, 12:10:14 PM »
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I love this one comment:

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Here is his training schedule
4:00AM:Inject arms with synthol, then lift 5 pound dumbbells for 10 minutes
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Thork

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« Reply #49 on: October 03, 2012, 12:55:44 PM »
I came across a video of that body builder that died. Now, yeah ... I know you shouldn't speak ill of the dead ... but he's a difficult guy to like.

#ws" class="bbc_link" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Zyzz - Legacy Speech
Also, I did chuckle a bit at the video comments on youtube. I know, I know, I'm out of control. Hate me. 
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« Reply #50 on: October 03, 2012, 01:17:01 PM »
He says penguin too much, and his teeth are inhumanly white.  Also I laugh every time I hear anyone say "bro" with an accent other than West Coast American or ghetto
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« Reply #51 on: October 03, 2012, 02:50:18 PM »
I came across a video of that body builder that died. Now, yeah ... I know you shouldn't speak ill of the dead ... but he's a difficult guy to like.

#ws" class="bbc_link" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Zyzz - Legacy Speech
Also, I did chuckle a bit at the video comments on youtube. I know, I know, I'm out of control. Hate me.

everytime a girl hurts my feelings i come here and watch this video :)

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Re: Worlds Biggest Biceps **Update**
« Reply #52 on: October 03, 2012, 03:09:49 PM »
Popeye's biceps were like sticks.  It was his forearms that were freakishly huge.
This was my first thought as well.

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« Reply #53 on: October 03, 2012, 08:02:24 PM »
Popeye's biceps were like sticks.  It was his forearms that were freakishly huge.
This was my first thought as well.
We are simpatico!
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: Worlds Biggest Biceps **Update**
« Reply #54 on: October 04, 2012, 04:03:35 AM »
He says penguin too much, and his teeth are inhumanly white.  Also I laugh every time I hear anyone say "bro" with an accent other than West Coast American or ghetto

'Straya. He's basically what would happen if Parsifal got ripped.
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« Reply #55 on: October 04, 2012, 08:58:21 AM »
He says penguin too much, and his teeth are inhumanly white.  Also I laugh every time I hear anyone say "bro" with an accent other than West Coast American or ghetto

'Straya. He's basically what would happen if Parsifal got ripped.
What do you mean parsifal stays ripped.
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Re: Worlds Biggest Biceps **Update**
« Reply #56 on: October 04, 2012, 09:24:52 AM »
what would happen if Parsifal got ripped?

He would get some sex, probably.  But that will never happen.

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« Reply #57 on: October 04, 2012, 10:52:55 AM »
what would happen if Parsifal got ripped?

He would get some sex, probably.  But that will never happen.

I agree, but then I also didn't ask that question.
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« Reply #58 on: October 04, 2012, 10:57:35 AM »

what would happen if Parsifal got ripped?

He would get some sex, probably.  But that will never happen.

He has teenage problems, leave him alone!
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Re: Worlds Biggest Biceps **Update**
« Reply #59 on: October 23, 2012, 09:44:18 AM »