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Re: Fishy
« Reply #30 on: July 27, 2012, 07:02:34 PM »
Also, I think I'm going to need to learn more about fish.

Rule #1:  If the fish smells fishy, then it's probably gone bad.
Rule #2: If the vajayjay smells fishy, then it's probably good.
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Re: Fishy
« Reply #31 on: July 27, 2012, 07:46:30 PM »
Also, I think I'm going to need to learn more about fish.

Rule #1:  If the fish smells fishy, then it's probably gone bad.
Rule #2: If the vajayjay smells fishy, then it's probably good.
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Re: Fishy
« Reply #32 on: July 28, 2012, 03:21:53 AM »
Also, I think I'm going to need to learn more about fish.

Rule #1:  If the fish smells fishy, then it's probably gone bad.
Rule #2: If the vajayjay smells fishy, then it's probably good.

This is true, the fishier the better it is. I have come across one with an explosive scent of the entire ocean and it made me feel so good.
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Re: Fishy
« Reply #33 on: July 28, 2012, 04:18:15 AM »
Sounds like Saddam's new job is going swimmingly.
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Re: Fishy
« Reply #34 on: July 28, 2012, 09:39:57 AM »
I would be a very happy man if one of my customers were to say to me, "So long, and thanks for all the fish."  It seems like an obvious joke to make.

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« Reply #35 on: July 28, 2012, 10:25:38 AM »
I would be a very happy man if one of my customers were to say to me, "So long, and thanks for all the fish."  It seems like an obvious joke to make.
I just got back from the chip shop and I never said that. I'm annoyed now. But the stupid woman behind the counter probably wouldn't have got it anyway. She takes one order at a time. If it needs cooking, everyone else waits in line whilst its cooked. She doesn't take the next person's order despite their being fish and chips etc ready cooked. By the time it was my turn I just wanted to reach over the counter and smash a fish cake into her face. Maybe its time for anger management. :-\

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Re: Fishy
« Reply #36 on: July 28, 2012, 03:24:06 PM »
I would be a very happy man if one of my customers were to say to me, "So long, and thanks for all the fish."  It seems like an obvious joke to make.
I just got back from the chip shop and I never said that. I'm annoyed now. But the stupid woman behind the counter probably wouldn't have got it anyway. She takes one order at a time. If it needs cooking, everyone else waits in line whilst its cooked. She doesn't take the next person's order despite their being fish and chips etc ready cooked. By the time it was my turn I just wanted to reach over the counter and smash a fish cake into her face. Maybe its time for anger management. :-\
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Re: Fishy
« Reply #37 on: July 28, 2012, 03:28:33 PM »
I would be a very happy man if one of my customers were to say to me, "So long, and thanks for all the fish."  It seems like an obvious joke to make.
I just got back from the chip shop and I never said that. I'm annoyed now. But the stupid woman behind the counter probably wouldn't have got it anyway. She takes one order at a time. If it needs cooking, everyone else waits in line whilst its cooked. She doesn't take the next person's order despite their being fish and chips etc ready cooked. By the time it was my turn I just wanted to reach over the counter and smash a fish cake into her face. Maybe its time for anger management. :-\
Stupid English.
I may have been a little harsh, maybe she was just lazy.
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Re: Fishy
« Reply #38 on: July 29, 2012, 03:48:58 PM »
I am on break again.

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Re: Fishy
« Reply #39 on: July 31, 2012, 08:50:45 AM »
Saddam, how are things at the fish market? Have you smelled any fishy fish or jayjays lately?
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Re: Fishy
« Reply #40 on: July 31, 2012, 09:24:40 AM »
No, I haven't.

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Re: Fishy
« Reply #41 on: July 31, 2012, 11:56:58 AM »

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Re: Fishy
« Reply #42 on: July 31, 2012, 12:23:32 PM »
Don't you guys have anything better to do on your breaks?

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Re: Fishy
« Reply #43 on: July 31, 2012, 03:32:32 PM »
Also, I think I'm going to need to learn more about fish.

Rule #1:  If the fish smells fishy, then it's probably gone bad.
Rule #2: If the vajayjay smells fishy, then it's probably good.
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Re: Fishy
« Reply #44 on: July 31, 2012, 04:07:37 PM »
Don't you guys have anything better to do on your breaks?

Don't be ridiculous.

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Re: Fishy
« Reply #45 on: July 31, 2012, 05:41:37 PM »
Don't you guys have anything better to do on your breaks?
No, not really.

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Re: Fishy
« Reply #46 on: August 11, 2012, 10:53:17 AM »
I hate long shifts.

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Re: Fishy
« Reply #47 on: August 11, 2012, 10:57:23 AM »
Go to work high like everyone else with a shitty job.

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Re: Fishy
« Reply #48 on: August 11, 2012, 10:58:04 AM »
Go to work high like everyone else with a shitty job.
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Re: Fishy
« Reply #49 on: August 11, 2012, 12:42:57 PM »
YES!

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Re: Fishy
« Reply #50 on: August 11, 2012, 01:44:31 PM »
Has anyone snoek in and wrecked the plaice? You'd be a poor sole if you had to clean up afterwards.
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Re: Fishy
« Reply #51 on: August 11, 2012, 02:14:23 PM »
Ugh, thinking about cleaning that up is giving me a haddock.

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Re: Fishy
« Reply #52 on: August 11, 2012, 03:23:43 PM »
Cod, no one can hake a joke nowadays.
Always check your tackle- Caerphilly school of Health. If I see an innuendo in my post, I'll be sure to whip it out.

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Re: Fishy
« Reply #53 on: August 11, 2012, 04:04:38 PM »
Get your herring checked.  I eel sorry for you.

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Re: Fishy
« Reply #54 on: August 11, 2012, 04:35:37 PM »
You're all floundering at this bit.

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Re: Fishy
« Reply #55 on: August 11, 2012, 06:16:39 PM »
Your all a bunch of suckers. :P
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Re: Fishy
« Reply #56 on: August 11, 2012, 09:39:51 PM »
This has gone on long enough.  Everyone shut the halibut up.

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Re: Fishy
« Reply #57 on: August 12, 2012, 01:40:47 AM »
I don't know why you think you need to read up on fish, this is the sort of thing you can pretty much pick up on a had oc basis

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Re: Fishy
« Reply #58 on: August 12, 2012, 07:59:27 AM »
Yeah, I remember most of it and I was only on the job for a few days. I had to quit because I pulled a mussel.
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Re: Fishy
« Reply #59 on: August 12, 2012, 11:22:38 AM »
I don't know why you think you need to read up on fish

I never said I did.