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I got burned from moonlight just now

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Ocius

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I got burned from moonlight just now
« on: June 06, 2012, 01:59:49 AM »
I walked outside and my face was slightly burned. I wish I had read the sticky beforehand. Fuck my life.
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LolaTheRabbit

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Re: I got burned from moonlight just now
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2012, 02:28:00 AM »
Pics or it didn't happen.

Moonlight is reflected sunlight and about 500,000 times weaker than direct sunlight. You’d have to sit in the moonlight for about 28 years to get the same exposure as a half hour of sunlight.
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Re: I got burned from moonlight just now
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2012, 03:08:31 AM »
Quote from: LolaTheRabbit on June 06, 2012, 02:28:00 AM
Pics or it didn't happen.

Moonlight is reflected sunlight and about 500,000 times weaker than direct sunlight. You’d have to sit in the moonlight for about 28 years to get the same exposure as a half hour of sunlight.

Then why did it burn the OP?

Checkmate.
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LolaTheRabbit

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Re: I got burned from moonlight just now
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2012, 03:23:00 AM »
Sorry, i take back what I said. I underestimated the moonlight  just a minute ago and went and stood in it. I am now turning into a wolf and can't reverse it. It's happening faster and faster. The hair is literally pushing out of my arms.

brb howling.
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Re: I got burned from moonlight just now
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2012, 07:23:44 AM »
I have a potion that can turn you back into a normal human but you need to pay me for it.
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LolaTheRabbit

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Re: I got burned from moonlight just now
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2012, 07:36:33 AM »
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I have a potion that can turn you back into a normal human but you need to pay me for it.
I don't know, i'm kind of liking this new body. I do have a question though, since the moon already turned me into a wolf is it still dangerous to go out into the moonlight? I don't want it to turn me into some kind of super duper wolf.
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Son of Orospu

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Re: I got burned from moonlight just now
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2012, 07:39:51 AM »
Everyone knows that moon light does not turn people into wolves.  It will, however, make you deathly ill if you over expose yourself.
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Thork

Re: I got burned from moonlight just now
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2012, 07:47:43 AM »
Yeah, this once pretty girl I know, got caught out under intense moonlight some months ago. She now has lesions on her face and hands. The bandages came off some while ago, but doctors say the scarring will be permanent. :(
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Son of Orospu

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Re: I got burned from moonlight just now
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2012, 07:55:03 AM »
She probably will not live long enough for scars to form.  Poor girl.
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Re: I got burned from moonlight just now
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2012, 07:55:33 AM »
He's not really a werewolf, he's just hallucinating because of the moonlight effect in addition to his physical damages. A good thing that I am an expert in handling patients who hallucinate. LolaTheRabbit, please pm me immediately.
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LolaTheRabbit

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Re: I got burned from moonlight just now
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2012, 08:04:05 AM »
Guys calm down, Im not hallucinating. I am now a strong independent wolf and i accept myself now. Sure society may not accept me but that's ok because i am being myself.  The moon did this to me this morning so i've still got a lot to learn about myself, i haven't even used the bathroom in my wolf body yet but that's ok, i just want to ask for everyone on this threads acceptance and support as i transition into a very important part of my new life. I used to be a fat rabbit (see avatar) so i'm not much worse off now.
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Ichimaru Gin :]

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Re: I got burned from moonlight just now
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2012, 08:16:13 AM »
Another example of moonlight destroying someone's mental capbilities as well burning another's face. All in one thread.
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Quote from: James on August 26, 2011, 05:40:53 AM
I saw a slight haze in the hotel bathroom this morning after I took a shower, have I discovered a new planet?
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LolaTheRabbit

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Re: I got burned from moonlight just now
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2012, 08:19:47 AM »
You DO realize that i am joking, i am not a wolf. But i DID go out to see the ISS last night. more on that here: http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=54787.0
And I did get a good dose of moonlight, however i feel exactly the same as before.
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Son of Orospu

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Re: I got burned from moonlight just now
« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2012, 08:22:02 AM »
It's worse than we thought.  You should seriously get some help before it is too late.
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LolaTheRabbit

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Re: I got burned from moonlight just now
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2012, 08:32:05 AM »
why exactly is moonlight bad? Scientific reason please, none of this bendy light shrimp acceleration dark energy stuff.
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Re: I got burned from moonlight just now
« Reply #15 on: June 06, 2012, 08:35:34 AM »
I believe you are not a wolf but rather moonlight has induced delusions.
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Quote from: James on August 26, 2011, 05:40:53 AM
I saw a slight haze in the hotel bathroom this morning after I took a shower, have I discovered a new planet?
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Re: I got burned from moonlight just now
« Reply #16 on: June 06, 2012, 08:35:43 AM »
Its the secret behind the ISS. Draw people who care enough to actually try to look for it, then, before you know it, the moon has drained your mental capacity. Look at what it has done to LolatheRabbit. The conspiracy hurts more people every day and it has to stop.
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Son of Orospu

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Re: I got burned from moonlight just now
« Reply #17 on: June 06, 2012, 08:42:40 AM »
Those bastards have claimed another poor soul.
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LolaTheRabbit

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Re: I got burned from moonlight just now
« Reply #18 on: June 06, 2012, 08:50:15 AM »
Irushwithscvs i see you have not responded to my thread about flight times.. is there a reason?
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Son of Orospu

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Re: I got burned from moonlight just now
« Reply #19 on: June 06, 2012, 09:04:34 AM »
You have become so delusional that you can not even post in the correct thread.  You need to see a doctor who specializes in moonburn treatment at once.
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LolaTheRabbit

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Re: I got burned from moonlight just now
« Reply #20 on: June 06, 2012, 09:39:53 AM »
omg you guys. im seeing irrational visions like 2 big disks swirling over an even bigger disk and light bending from these disks making it look like they arent swirling around the giant disk but the giant disk is actually swirling around one and the other is orbiting giant disk, thus tricking the entire population of the earth, aside from a small group of people on the internet who have it all figured out.

srry if the post doesnt make sense i am a wolf.
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Re: I got burned from moonlight just now
« Reply #21 on: June 06, 2012, 09:48:03 AM »
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Re: I got burned from moonlight just now
« Reply #22 on: June 06, 2012, 10:01:56 AM »
Quote from: LolaTheRabbit on June 06, 2012, 09:39:53 AM
omg you guys. im seeing irrational visions like 2 big disks swirling over an even bigger disk and light bending from these disks making it look like they arent swirling around the giant disk but the giant disk is actually swirling around one and the other is orbiting giant disk, thus tricking the entire population of the earth, aside from a small group of people on the internet who have it all figured out.

srry if the post doesnt make sense i am a wolf.
Please stay indoors. Additional moonlight exposure will only further harm your mental processes.
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Quote from: James on August 26, 2011, 05:40:53 AM
I saw a slight haze in the hotel bathroom this morning after I took a shower, have I discovered a new planet?
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Re: I got burned from moonlight just now
« Reply #23 on: June 06, 2012, 11:41:29 AM »
First you were a rabbit, now you're a wolf? Lola, you need more help than TFES can offer. I suggest you start taking baking soda enemas IMMEDIATELY, and get yourself to the nearest ER.
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Quote from: Thork on November 27, 2012, 12:25:43 PM
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.
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Re: I got burned from moonlight just now
« Reply #24 on: June 06, 2012, 11:50:25 AM »
Quote from: LolaTheRabbit on June 06, 2012, 08:50:15 AM
Irushwithscvs i see you have not responded to my thread about flight times.. is there a reason?

I answered your question and you simply denied the answer. There was nothing left to say. From now on, if you have further concerns, either PM me or post in the correct thread.
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Ocius

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Re: I got burned from moonlight just now
« Reply #25 on: June 06, 2012, 11:54:13 AM »
I went to the hospital and they didn't know what to do. Where is the Bishop when you need him  :-\
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Re: I got burned from moonlight just now
« Reply #26 on: June 06, 2012, 11:56:44 AM »
Quote from: Andrew on June 06, 2012, 11:54:13 AM
I went to the hospital and they didn't know what to do. Where is the Bishop when you need him  :-\

Use rhubarb oil, quickly, before the condition grows worse.
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Son of Orospu

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Re: I got burned from moonlight just now
« Reply #27 on: June 06, 2012, 12:18:05 PM »
I fear that it may already be too late.  Gamma radiation treatment may be the only thing that can treat you now.
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Re: I got burned from moonlight just now
« Reply #28 on: June 06, 2012, 12:18:56 PM »
If only Dr. Crustinator were here. He'd know what to do.

Quote from: LolaTheRabbit on June 06, 2012, 08:19:47 AM
You DO realize that i am joking, i am not a wolf. But i DID go out to see the ISS last night. more on that here: http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=54787.0
And I did get a good dose of moonlight, however i feel exactly the same as before.

Please keep it serious in the lower fora. Consider this a warning.
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Re: I got burned from moonlight just now
« Reply #29 on: June 06, 2012, 12:56:49 PM »
Tausami will edit your head.
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Quote from: Thork on November 27, 2012, 12:25:43 PM
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.
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