Werewolf -- Crestwood

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Re: Werewolf -- Crestwood
« Reply #330 on: May 16, 2012, 07:45:13 PM »
Fuck you.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: Werewolf -- Crestwood
« Reply #331 on: May 16, 2012, 07:52:37 PM »
Roundy is graceful in defeat.

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Re: Werewolf -- Crestwood
« Reply #332 on: May 16, 2012, 07:59:43 PM »
Fuck you.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: Werewolf -- Crestwood
« Reply #333 on: May 16, 2012, 08:01:04 PM »
I vote to lynch roundy.
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Re: Werewolf -- Crestwood
« Reply #334 on: May 16, 2012, 08:01:39 PM »
That should be a 15 next to my name, asshole.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: Werewolf -- Crestwood
« Reply #335 on: May 16, 2012, 08:45:34 PM »
Fuck you, Roundy. You're a wolf.
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Re: Werewolf -- Crestwood
« Reply #336 on: May 16, 2012, 09:52:02 PM »
Wait, I'm dead? That wasn't at all clear from Pongo's post...

This is like saying that it wasn't at all clear that Gollum died at the end of Book Six of the LotR. It's not the author's fault that your reading comprehension sucks. As for posting during the day, I've never really cared for that rule. So whateva.

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Re: Werewolf -- Crestwood
« Reply #337 on: May 16, 2012, 10:39:59 PM »
Dat wolf be mad yo.
You don't want to make an enemy of me. I'm very powerful.

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Re: Werewolf -- Crestwood
« Reply #338 on: May 16, 2012, 10:43:28 PM »
May the gods strike you all down with a vengeful fury.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: Werewolf -- Crestwood
« Reply #339 on: May 16, 2012, 11:40:08 PM »
Please tell me your kill was going to be tonight.
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Re: Werewolf -- Crestwood
« Reply #340 on: May 17, 2012, 02:52:54 AM »
Bye bye Wolfy
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Re: Werewolf -- Crestwood
« Reply #341 on: May 17, 2012, 10:34:38 AM »
"What's this now?" said Wilmore curiously.

"Have you found something?" asked Dats.  The pair had volunteered to go through Parsifal's things after he was found in pieces in his own bedroom.

"It's a letter.  "Dear Parsifal," Wilmore began to read," I hope that this letter finds you in good health and happiness.  You have been helping me through these hard times.  As my dreams blend more and more with reality you've been a good friend and dear ally.  Without your support, I don't know where I would be. 

Sadly, I cannot say that this letter is one of a jovial nature.  I've concluded, from my "visions" (the word still feels odd to write) that I can say with no ambiguity that our beloved Clergyman, Roundy is a wolf.  I am prepared to accept my role and do what I must to bring justice back to Crestwood.

Please tell no one, if the wolves find this letter then both our lives could be in jeopardy.  Till we meet again, friend.

Sincerely,
The Psychic (it's getting easier to say)."

Wilmore and Dats paused for a long while after he finished reading.

"Do you know what this means?" asked Wilmore.

"It means that our village is being watched over, thank the gods."

"Well that," stumbled Wilmore, "but also that we get to hang that petulant Clergyman!  I'll tell the Archons at once."

"The Archons" were a quickly assembled board of community leaders created to deal with the absence of a lawman in light of this crises.  Sean the Innkeep, Ichim Aru the Cobbler, Tails the Baker, and of course, Roundy the Clergyman.

Wilmore barged into the Inn/bar where the Archons were discussing general courses of action and the possibility of installing a curfew. 

"YOU!" accused Willmore pounding the letter on the table.

"What's this?" asked Sean reading the letter aloud.

"Well that's simply not true," said Roundy at it's conclusion.  "It's obviously a forgery."

"Is it?" asked Ichim.

"Seize him!" exclaimed Tails.  Two villagers complied.  Roundy did not resist.

"Wait now.  We must at least put it to a vote." spoke Roundy calmly.  "That is our job after all."

"Very well," said Sean.  "I vote to kill, lets hear a Ay/Nay from the Archons."

"Ay."

"Ay."

"Nay," seethed Roundy through clenched teeth.

"To the gallows," commanded Sean.

The gallows, still wet from fresh wood, stood in the town square.  The villagers escorted Roundy to the noose and blindfolded and bound him before asking for his last words.

"I have only one thing to say," spoke Roundy loudly.  "Fuck you all."

With a nod from the Archon's, a masked hangman kicked a stood from under Roundy and snapped his neck with a cruel bone-chilling crack.  His body swung peacefully for a moment before beginning to convulse.  His limbs shrank and hair began popping out all over his body and his head slipped free on the noose.

Roundy the Clergyman was a wolf, but a beast and a terror no more.

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It's night, Roundy was Wolf Krypton, so Wolf Hellium, send me a kill.  Psychic, you know what to do.  Day breaks at May 18, 2012, 12:00:00 PM
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Re: Werewolf -- Crestwood
« Reply #342 on: May 17, 2012, 11:04:32 AM »
Filthy wolf
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Re: Werewolf -- Crestwood
« Reply #343 on: May 17, 2012, 11:25:54 AM »
Why wasn't I trusted with crucial information?
I don't know what you're implying, but you're probably wrong.

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Re: Werewolf -- Crestwood
« Reply #344 on: May 17, 2012, 11:28:01 AM »
It's because I don't check my PMs, that's why.
I don't know what you're implying, but you're probably wrong.

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Re: Werewolf -- Crestwood
« Reply #345 on: May 17, 2012, 02:13:40 PM »
Since Roundy never actually killed anybody, we've executed an innocent werewolf.

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Re: Werewolf -- Crestwood
« Reply #346 on: May 17, 2012, 02:15:11 PM »
Since Roundy never actually killed anybody, we've executed an innocent werewolf.
There's no such thing as an innocent wolf. I'm voting for you next, wolfy.
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Re: Werewolf -- Crestwood
« Reply #347 on: May 17, 2012, 02:19:06 PM »
Since Roundy never actually killed anybody, we've executed an innocent werewolf.
There's no such thing as an innocent wolf. I'm voting for you next, wolfy.

Not if I kill you first!

This is going to look really incriminating if you do get eaten.

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Re: Werewolf -- Crestwood
« Reply #348 on: May 17, 2012, 02:23:45 PM »
We should've listened to dann. :(

Anyways, The Terror, it sounds to me like you're setting yourself up do that you can kill her without being found guilty. Because if you kill her (or one of your friends do), you can say they did it to make you look guilty. I'm watching you...
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Re: Werewolf -- Crestwood
« Reply #349 on: May 17, 2012, 02:35:17 PM »
What kind of village is this? Can't a man threaten to kill a fellow villager without being accused of being a werewolf?

Re: Werewolf -- Crestwood
« Reply #350 on: May 17, 2012, 02:41:43 PM »
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My spider sense is tingling.

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Re: Werewolf -- Crestwood
« Reply #351 on: May 17, 2012, 02:51:48 PM »
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Roundy the Clergyman was a wolf, but a beast and a terror no more

My spider sense is tingling.

You should probably get that checked out.

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Re: Werewolf -- Crestwood
« Reply #352 on: May 17, 2012, 03:27:16 PM »
I CALLED IT YOU BASTARDS! I SHOULDN'T BE DEAD I DREW HIM OUT FOR YOU!

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Re: Werewolf -- Crestwood
« Reply #353 on: May 17, 2012, 07:48:00 PM »
No you didn't.  The Psychic guessed me on the first night.  You had absolutely nothing to do with it.

You still suck.
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Re: Werewolf -- Crestwood
« Reply #354 on: May 17, 2012, 09:40:22 PM »
I CALLED IT YOU BASTARDS! I SHOULDN'T BE DEAD I DREW HIM OUT FOR YOU!
Who should we vote next? TELL US, GHOSTLY PSYCHIC!
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Re: Werewolf -- Crestwood
« Reply #355 on: May 17, 2012, 11:32:01 PM »
Hmm, I find it quite suspicious that you did not vote to lynch Roundy; for some reason you chose not to jump onto the bandwagon this time. Sorry roosy, but I still think you're a Wolf. Maybe the Psychic could guess to see whether you really are one.

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Re: Werewolf -- Crestwood
« Reply #356 on: May 18, 2012, 01:43:48 AM »
Also, we should refrain from lynching until the Psychic either finds another Wolf or dies.

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Re: Werewolf -- Crestwood
« Reply #357 on: May 18, 2012, 04:17:17 AM »
No you didn't.  The Psychic guessed me on the first night.  You had absolutely nothing to do with it.

You still suck.
I did it cuz im the best.

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Re: Werewolf -- Crestwood
« Reply #358 on: May 18, 2012, 06:08:35 AM »
Also, we should refrain from lynching until the Psychic either finds another Wolf or dies.
I agree with this. Without giving away too much, it seems the pyschic knows what they are doing, and more importantly should be doing, this game.
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Re: Werewolf -- Crestwood
« Reply #359 on: May 18, 2012, 06:35:51 AM »
And Parsifal saves the day!

Actually, it was the psychic, although I may have motivated it to make contact by calling it crap.

This is like saying that it wasn't at all clear that Gollum died at the end of Book Six of the LotR. It's not the author's fault that your reading comprehension sucks.

Writing ambiguously when your audience may or may not have the time to consider what you've written before they rush off to work in the morning isn't being clever, it's leaving yourself open to misinterpretation. You are not Tolkien, and the people reading your prose are not doing so because they want to appreciate it; the only thing you know about your audience is that they want to know who is dead. Clever features of language are not inappropriate, but they should be accompanied by disambiguation for those who don't have unlimited free time to spend reading through narrative.
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