There is so much wrong with that there is no way I can go through it all here, nor do I have the proper expertise.
Just a few things from near the beginning though:
The big bang theory proclaims that the
whole universe created itself instantly out of nothing.
Beginning the argument with something that is false like this damages the credibility of the rest in my opinion. Big bang theory does not say this. It says that all matter and energy in the universe was once very close together, squashed into a singularity, then started expanding. The expansion can still be seen today, in essence the big bang is still happening.
never mind that the supposed dark matter has
never been detected.
Actually it has, scientists just don't know what it is (hence why the name dark matter is given), but they can definitely tell something is there. Something that cannot be seen directly with a telescope is causing gravitational lensing of far off galaxies.

I'm sorry, I guess I will concede that scientists are assuming that something is causing the effects seen above, but what's the alternative? That nothing is causing it?