My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong

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My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« on: April 30, 2012, 01:33:24 AM »
So, my teacher tried to teach evolution in biology class. As if evolution (more like "evil"ution) is correct. I mean, if the "Theory of Evolution" is right, why is it called the "Theory of Evolution" aka, the scientific guess of evolution? Why isn't it called the "Law of Evolution"?

You Scientists think your science can stop the Holy Bible's teaching from describing the world. You scientists are obviously too arrogant to see God's handiwork.

Shame on you!  >:(

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2012, 01:45:57 AM »
You do know there is a massive thread, along with countless others, devoted to discussing theory of evolution?
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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2012, 02:26:52 AM »
You do know there is a massive thread, along with countless others, devoted to discussing theory of evolution?

You're assuming it's not a troll.

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2012, 06:53:53 AM »
Ahh....another internet agent provocateur pretending to be something he is not.  Good job Nimp
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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2012, 06:59:05 AM »
You do know there is a massive thread, along with countless others, devoted to discussing theory of evolution?

You're assuming it's not a troll.

Even assuming is not a troll, he obviously doesn´t know how Theories works. Theories are sistems of hipothesis, suppositions and deductions, yes. But they also accomplish some rules:

It´s sostained by different ways, showing that even if is not completelly truth, it´s a very good attempt.
It accomplishes with the general scientific method. That excludes creathionism
It´s the best known answer to a scientific problem.That excludes creathionism
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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2012, 07:25:00 AM »
sistems of hipothesis

You sure showed him.

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2012, 08:42:40 AM »
You do know there is a massive thread, along with countless others, devoted to discussing theory of evolution?

You're assuming it's not a troll.

What?  We now have trolls in this forum?

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2012, 09:46:05 AM »
Fail troll is fail

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2012, 12:57:49 PM »
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You are to make clear to the people that Nimp is my favorite alt
So yeah, it's a troll.
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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2012, 01:10:36 PM »
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You are to make clear to the people that Nimp is my favorite alt
So yeah, it's a troll.
You faked that!
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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2012, 01:46:03 PM »
So, my teacher tried to teach evolution in biology class. As if evolution (more like "evil"ution) is correct. I mean, if the "Theory of Evolution" is right, why is it called the "Theory of Evolution" aka, the scientific guess of evolution? Why isn't it called the "Law of Evolution"?

You Scientists think your science can stop the Holy Bible's teaching from describing the world. You scientists are obviously too arrogant to see God's handiwork.

Shame on you!  >:(

I thought the description in the Bible belonged to God, not the Bible itself?

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2012, 02:48:19 PM »
Conker, it was in a PM. I'll forward it to you if you want. Why would I fake it anyway, it'd be a terrible.joke.
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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2012, 03:15:00 PM »
Conker, it was in a PM. I'll forward it to you if you want. Why would I fake it anyway, it'd be a terrible.joke.

Conker doesn't think. Conker posts.

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2012, 03:45:58 PM »
Conker, it was in a PM. I'll forward it to you if you want. Why would I fake it anyway, it'd be a terrible.joke.

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2012, 01:32:40 PM »
He's right science is based on our perceived reality and not on universal truths and thus, can never be fully sourced as an accurate description of Creation.

Take carbon dating for instance. Scientist claim that the Half life of Carbon is 5730±40 years - They are even so arrogant as to claim that the figure can only be off by a mere 40 years.

So, with this data scientists then assert that you can determine the age of something by measuring the amount of carbon that is left.

This is absolutely ridiculous because they are assuming that the rate at which Carbon decays is a constant variable and has remained the same since the beginning of time. What if carbon is deteriorating slower than it was 1000 years ago? What if it's faster?

That's just it you do not know. No one lived 1000 years ago so there is no way to determine how things were. We have ancient stone tablets with scriptures that are 1000s of years old. Yet, people claim that their wisdom is right and the Bible is wrong. Tell me, what other religious text says:

Psalm 46:10 "Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth."

Jeremiah 32:37 "I am the LORD, the God of all mankind. Is anything too hard for me?"

Isaiah 41:13 "For I, the LORD your God, hold your right hand; it is I who say to you, “Fear not, I am the one who helps you.”

1 Samuel 2:8 "He raises the poor from the dust, He lifts the needy from the ash heap To make them sit with nobles, And inherit a seat of honor; For the pillars of the earth are the LORD'S, And He set the world on them."

Isaiah 40:22 "It is He who sits above the circle of the earth, And its inhabitants are like grasshoppers, Who stretches out the heavens like a curtain And spreads them out like a tent to dwell in."
Disclaimer: I am confused. Everything I say is speculative and not admissible in a court of law; however, I am neither insane nor a threat to myself or others. I am simply curious about everything in life and enjoy talking about crazy shit. Oh, & btw I like turtles.

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #15 on: May 01, 2012, 07:09:20 PM »
He's right science is based on our perceived reality and not on universal truths and thus, can never be fully sourced as an accurate description of Creation.

Take carbon dating for instance. Scientist claim that the Half life of Carbon is 5730±40 years - They are even so arrogant as to claim that the figure can only be off by a mere 40 years.

So, with this data scientists then assert that you can determine the age of something by measuring the amount of carbon that is left.

This is absolutely ridiculous because they are assuming that the rate at which Carbon decays is a constant variable and has remained the same since the beginning of time. What if carbon is deteriorating slower than it was 1000 years ago? What if it's faster?

That's just it you do not know. No one lived 1000 years ago so there is no way to determine how things were. We have ancient stone tablets with scriptures that are 1000s of years old. Yet, people claim that their wisdom is right and the Bible is wrong. Tell me, what other religious text says:

Psalm 46:10 "Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth."

Jeremiah 32:37 "I am the LORD, the God of all mankind. Is anything too hard for me?"

Isaiah 41:13 "For I, the LORD your God, hold your right hand; it is I who say to you, “Fear not, I am the one who helps you.”

1 Samuel 2:8 "He raises the poor from the dust, He lifts the needy from the ash heap To make them sit with nobles, And inherit a seat of honor; For the pillars of the earth are the LORD'S, And He set the world on them."

Isaiah 40:22 "It is He who sits above the circle of the earth, And its inhabitants are like grasshoppers, Who stretches out the heavens like a curtain And spreads them out like a tent to dwell in."
If carbon dating was faster or slower in the past, physics would be totally fucked up. That would be proof of God if it did.
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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #16 on: May 01, 2012, 07:35:45 PM »
but therre aint no monkey men walking around!
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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #17 on: May 01, 2012, 09:36:05 PM »
He's right science is based on our perceived reality and not on universal truths and thus, can never be fully sourced as an accurate description of Creation.

Take carbon dating for instance. Scientist claim that the Half life of Carbon is 5730±40 years - They are even so arrogant as to claim that the figure can only be off by a mere 40 years.

So, with this data scientists then assert that you can determine the age of something by measuring the amount of carbon that is left.

This is absolutely ridiculous because they are assuming that the rate at which Carbon decays is a constant variable and has remained the same since the beginning of time. What if carbon is deteriorating slower than it was 1000 years ago? What if it's faster?

That's just it you do not know. No one lived 1000 years ago so there is no way to determine how things were. We have ancient stone tablets with scriptures that are 1000s of years old. Yet, people claim that their wisdom is right and the Bible is wrong. Tell me, what other religious text says:

Psalm 46:10 "Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth."

Jeremiah 32:37 "I am the LORD, the God of all mankind. Is anything too hard for me?"

Isaiah 41:13 "For I, the LORD your God, hold your right hand; it is I who say to you, “Fear not, I am the one who helps you.”

1 Samuel 2:8 "He raises the poor from the dust, He lifts the needy from the ash heap To make them sit with nobles, And inherit a seat of honor; For the pillars of the earth are the LORD'S, And He set the world on them."

Isaiah 40:22 "It is He who sits above the circle of the earth, And its inhabitants are like grasshoppers, Who stretches out the heavens like a curtain And spreads them out like a tent to dwell in."
If carbon dating was faster or slower in the past, physics would be totally fucked up. That would be proof of God if it did.

This. The way we calculate the rate of decay of radioactive elements partly relies on the speed of light.
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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #18 on: May 01, 2012, 10:32:27 PM »
but therre aint no monkey men walking around!

That remains to be seen; a humanzee is theoretically possible.

Except that's irrelevant to the 'monkey' part of what you said, because our ancestors were apes..

He's right science is based on our perceived reality and not on universal truths and thus, can never be fully sourced as an accurate description of Creation.

Take carbon dating for instance. Scientist claim that the Half life of Carbon is 5730±40 years - They are even so arrogant as to claim that the figure can only be off by a mere 40 years.

So, with this data scientists then assert that you can determine the age of something by measuring the amount of carbon that is left.

This is absolutely ridiculous because they are assuming that the rate at which Carbon decays is a constant variable and has remained the same since the beginning of time. What if carbon is deteriorating slower than it was 1000 years ago? What if it's faster?

That's just it you do not know. No one lived 1000 years ago so there is no way to determine how things were. We have ancient stone tablets with scriptures that are 1000s of years old. Yet, people claim that their wisdom is right and the Bible is wrong. Tell me, what other religious text says:

Psalm 46:10 "Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth."

Jeremiah 32:37 "I am the LORD, the God of all mankind. Is anything too hard for me?"

Isaiah 41:13 "For I, the LORD your God, hold your right hand; it is I who say to you, “Fear not, I am the one who helps you.”

1 Samuel 2:8 "He raises the poor from the dust, He lifts the needy from the ash heap To make them sit with nobles, And inherit a seat of honor; For the pillars of the earth are the LORD'S, And He set the world on them."

Isaiah 40:22 "It is He who sits above the circle of the earth, And its inhabitants are like grasshoppers, Who stretches out the heavens like a curtain And spreads them out like a tent to dwell in."

Please proceed to debunk the remaining dating methods using the Bible.
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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #19 on: May 01, 2012, 11:59:47 PM »
Speculation and theory are not the same thing.


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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #20 on: May 02, 2012, 03:41:20 AM »
Speculation and theory are not the same thing.

I'm not seeing the problem.

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #21 on: May 06, 2012, 05:02:37 AM »
Evolution is not Rong.
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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #22 on: May 06, 2012, 06:11:12 AM »
You are Rong.

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #23 on: May 06, 2012, 07:54:22 AM »
This whole frickin courtroom is rong!
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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #24 on: May 06, 2012, 10:36:14 AM »
God's rong, and will pay for it!
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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #25 on: May 06, 2012, 11:43:31 AM »
Here I will explain what evolution means by introducing some relevant terms step by step, and why it is a plausible explanation for how the life forms on earth become the way they are today.

There are lots of SELF REPLICATING life forms on earth: plants drop seeds which grow into copies of that plant, animals breed and have babies which grow up to have their own babies. You should notice that they often have many similarities between them, for example a lot of animals have 2 arms, 2 legs.. notice that some animals look more similar to others. (e.g. monkeys and apes are similar, cats and dogs are similar.. but the distance between a monkey and a cat is bigger)

It has been found that these life forms all have a DNA CODE, which is a special molecule that contains the script for how to create new copies of itself from scratch. The DNA codes have been found to overlap in similar looking creatures, every creature on earth shares some basic DNA codes but more complex creatures like humans have some of the longest DNA codes. People have been able to relate specific parts of the DNA codes with specific features - for example things like hair color, skin color, in humans and things like the breed of a dog can be found just by looking at its DNA. This DNA code can be changed and the changes are reflected in the life forms being different (e.g. someone took part of a jellyfish DNA code and put that into a pig, and they got a glowing a pig).

Two animals are said to be of the same SPECIES if they can potentially breed with each other and create offspring that is also capable of breeding. Like how people have different colors of hair.. not every creature in one species is exactly the same. Imagine a species where only a fraction of its population has been born with an extra layer of fat around its body, and suddenly the climate dropped a lot so it's really cold and many of them die.. in this situation the few whose genetic code contained the instruction for keeping extra warm will die off less quickly and will have babies more likely to survive: After a few generations the majority of the species will have the extra layer of fat, this is called NATURAL SELECTION. In fact there might be two different ways the can species survive.. in that case the species may split into two and perhaps eventually not be able to breed with each other.

EVOLUTION is the summary of these concepts: The self replicating forms which are best at surviving and breeding in their given environment will become prolific and by natural selection the mutations of their genetic code will be driven towards those which aid it. Some of the statements (such as existence of the DNA molecule, the scientific experiments I described, etc..) I made in previous paragraphs need to be backed up by evidence (and you will easily be able to find out about the evidence for it on the internet) but the logical of evolution is self evident in the sense that you can understand it and realise its truth by yourself (and as a testament to that, you can write a working computer program based on this idea).



A secondary topic, which is not as clear cut is how life on earth came to exist at all (because evolution clearly only explains how species can become mutated and developed into more species - not how some species of life came to exist in the first place). One plausible theory is called ABIOGENESIS and it proposes that primitive DNA-like molecules were trapped in bubbles that were formed in chemical reactions near lava on earth many years ago. Just came across this relevant link http://www.technologyreview.com/blog/arxiv/27827/
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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #26 on: May 10, 2012, 01:58:58 AM »
Dear everyone in this thread, the OP was clearly a lampoon of creationists not an actual troll. You are all retarted.


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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #27 on: May 14, 2012, 01:04:32 AM »
He's right science is based on our perceived reality and not on universal truths and thus, can never be fully sourced as an accurate description of Creation.

Take carbon dating for instance. Scientist claim that the Half life of Carbon is 5730±40 years - They are even so arrogant as to claim that the figure can only be off by a mere 40 years.

So, with this data scientists then assert that you can determine the age of something by measuring the amount of carbon that is left.

This is absolutely ridiculous because they are assuming that the rate at which Carbon decays is a constant variable and has remained the same since the beginning of time. What if carbon is deteriorating slower than it was 1000 years ago? What if it's faster?

That's just it you do not know. No one lived 1000 years ago so there is no way to determine how things were. We have ancient stone tablets with scriptures that are 1000s of years old. Yet, people claim that their wisdom is right and the Bible is wrong. Tell me, what other religious text says:

Psalm 46:10 "Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth."

Jeremiah 32:37 "I am the LORD, the God of all mankind. Is anything too hard for me?"

Isaiah 41:13 "For I, the LORD your God, hold your right hand; it is I who say to you, “Fear not, I am the one who helps you.”

1 Samuel 2:8 "He raises the poor from the dust, He lifts the needy from the ash heap To make them sit with nobles, And inherit a seat of honor; For the pillars of the earth are the LORD'S, And He set the world on them."

Isaiah 40:22 "It is He who sits above the circle of the earth, And its inhabitants are like grasshoppers, Who stretches out the heavens like a curtain And spreads them out like a tent to dwell in."


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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #28 on: May 14, 2012, 02:24:30 AM »
Dear everyone in this thread, the OP was clearly a lampoon of creationists not an actual troll. You are all retarted.


PS toasting in this proll bread.
I would go back and re-read the thread. Most people have commented on the troll situation and then people other than the OP started the debate back up.
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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #29 on: May 14, 2012, 06:28:35 AM »
Dear everyone in this thread, the OP was clearly a lampoon of creationists not an actual troll. You are all retarted.


PS toasting in this proll bread.
I would go back and re-read the thread. Most people have commented on the troll situation and then people other than the OP started the debate back up.

There is no debate, see my post for definitive resolution.