I just canoed a marathon.

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ﮎingulaЯiτy

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I just canoed a marathon.
« on: April 15, 2012, 04:35:47 PM »
I am in pain.
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Rushy

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Re: I just canoed a marathon.
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2012, 05:11:33 PM »
And? Did you win first place?



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Re: I just canoed a marathon.
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2012, 05:48:08 PM »
And? Did you win first place?
Second place out of 6 boats. 28 miles total. Wind was against us the whole time. It rained from the beginning to past the halfway point, and yet the second half was still enough to give me sunburn. Fucking radioactive thing.
« Last Edit: April 15, 2012, 05:55:59 PM by ﮎingulaЯiτy »
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Rushy

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Re: I just canoed a marathon.
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2012, 06:17:05 PM »
And? Did you win first place?
Second place out of 6 boats. 28 miles total. Wind was against us the whole time. It rained from the beginning to past the halfway point, and yet the second half was still enough to give me sunburn. Fucking radioactive thing.

You have shamed this web site with your ineptitude. Any other man would fall on his own sword at this point, but you just continue to complain about the conditions regarding your loss.

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Re: I just canoed a marathon.
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2012, 04:39:57 AM »
Next time go on white water and the wind won't affect your ride as much.
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Re: I just canoed a marathon.
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2012, 07:36:02 AM »
Solo canoeing?
I don't know what you're implying, but you're probably wrong.

Re: I just canoed a marathon.
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2012, 09:59:28 AM »
the sun does not cause burns, thats an old wives tale,
now the moon.....

beware!



unless you are lucky enough to be immune,
if not start up the baking soda regiments

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ﮎingulaЯiτy

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Re: I just canoed a marathon.
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2012, 10:22:08 AM »
And? Did you win first place?
Second place out of 6 boats. 28 miles total. Wind was against us the whole time. It rained from the beginning to past the halfway point, and yet the second half was still enough to give me sunburn. Fucking radioactive thing.

You have shamed this web site with your ineptitude. Any other man would fall on his own sword at this point, but you just continue to complain about the conditions regarding your loss.

Any man who kills himself out of that primitive social convention has my thanks for cleaning the gene pool; not for his perceived failures, but removing dispositions of willfulness to conform to pointless idiotic ideals like hara kiri.

Also, no condition I listed applied only to me, so I don't see how it can be perceived as an excuse or handicap.

Solo canoeing?

2 people per boat.
« Last Edit: April 17, 2012, 10:41:46 AM by ﮎingulaЯiτy »
If I was asked to imagine a perfect deity, I would never invent one that suffers from a multiple personality disorder. Christians get points for originality there.

Re: I just canoed a marathon.
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2012, 06:00:52 AM »
did you go down river?

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Re: I just canoed a marathon.
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2012, 06:03:53 AM »
Did you hear banjo playing?
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Re: I just canoed a marathon.
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2012, 12:59:57 PM »
I shall do this one day!

I salute you sir!

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ﮎingulaЯiτy

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Re: I just canoed a marathon.
« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2012, 04:20:38 PM »
I shall do this one day!

I salute you sir!
I like you. You have good things to say.
If I was asked to imagine a perfect deity, I would never invent one that suffers from a multiple personality disorder. Christians get points for originality there.