A Friendly Chat

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3060 on: November 17, 2013, 11:55:08 AM »
I know people will complain but I think Cyanide & Happiness is so funny.  :D

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3061 on: November 17, 2013, 01:32:01 PM »
My mate's mum used to work with a guy that ended up executing a taxi driver. He was a mentalist. When she heard he was a suspect, she was tempted to ring the police and be like 'yep that guy is fully mental'. But that's not really solid evidence for the police to go on. Apparently one of the things he said to her one time was, 'If I found out I had terminal cancer, one of the things I'd do before I died would be to put a gun to somebody's head just to see the look on their face'...
I spent all of 5 minutes learning about bloody gods just before the exam and its bloody qeistions on fox hunting and abortions.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3062 on: November 18, 2013, 06:09:41 AM »
My mate's mum used to work with a guy that ended up executing a taxi driver. He was a mentalist. When she heard he was a suspect, she was tempted to ring the police and be like 'yep that guy is fully mental'. But that's not really solid evidence for the police to go on. Apparently one of the things he said to her one time was, 'If I found out I had terminal cancer, one of the things I'd do before I died would be to put a gun to somebody's head just to see the look on their face'...
"Mentalism is a performing art in which its practitioners, known as mentalists, appear to demonstrate highly developed mental or intuitive abilities. Performances may appear to include telepathy, clairvoyance, divination, precognition, psychokinesis, mediumship, mind control, memory feats and rapid mathematics. Hypnosis may also be used as a stage tool. Mentalists are sometimes referred to as psychic entertainers."

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3063 on: November 18, 2013, 03:47:25 PM »
I was gonna say something, but I chose to be polite.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3064 on: November 18, 2013, 11:26:32 PM »
My girlfriend of almost two years says she wants a break from our relationship. I think I'll start drinking now. Better late than never as they say.

You're going to be a mean drunk.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3065 on: November 18, 2013, 11:52:46 PM »
He is.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3066 on: November 19, 2013, 02:50:41 AM »
My girlfriend of almost two years says she wants a break from our relationship. I think I'll start drinking now. Better late than never as they say.
You aren't 21 so don't go around drinking. got you and EJ mixed up again.
GFs come and go.  Remember the good times and find someone else.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3067 on: November 19, 2013, 02:53:28 AM »
You aren't 21 so don't go around drinking.

Fuck you, America.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3068 on: November 19, 2013, 02:54:33 PM »
tfes.org

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3069 on: November 19, 2013, 05:07:24 PM »
My girlfriend of almost two years says she wants a break from our relationship. I think I'll start drinking now. Better late than never as they say.
You aren't 21 so don't go around drinking. got you and EJ mixed up again.
GFs come and go.  Remember the good times and find someone else.

I don't really like people though, so if this doesn't work out I don't think I want to be in more relationships.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3070 on: November 19, 2013, 06:08:20 PM »
lol
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3071 on: November 19, 2013, 06:09:42 PM »

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3072 on: November 19, 2013, 09:42:46 PM »
My girlfriend of almost two years says she wants a break from our relationship. I think I'll start drinking now. Better late than never as they say.
You aren't 21 so don't go around drinking. got you and EJ mixed up again.
GFs come and go.  Remember the good times and find someone else.

I don't really like people though, so if this doesn't work out I don't think I want to be in more relationships.

I remember when I was this naive. Good times.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3073 on: November 20, 2013, 09:25:14 AM »
My mate's mum used to work with a guy that ended up executing a taxi driver. He was a mentalist. When she heard he was a suspect, she was tempted to ring the police and be like 'yep that guy is fully mental'. But that's not really solid evidence for the police to go on. Apparently one of the things he said to her one time was, 'If I found out I had terminal cancer, one of the things I'd do before I died would be to put a gun to somebody's head just to see the look on their face'...
"Mentalism is a performing art in which its practitioners, known as mentalists, appear to demonstrate highly developed mental or intuitive abilities. Performances may appear to include telepathy, clairvoyance, divination, precognition, psychokinesis, mediumship, mind control, memory feats and rapid mathematics. Hypnosis may also be used as a stage tool. Mentalists are sometimes referred to as psychic entertainers."

#" class="bbc_link" target="_blank">I'm Alan Partridge - YOUR A MENTALIST!

I spent all of 5 minutes learning about bloody gods just before the exam and its bloody qeistions on fox hunting and abortions.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3074 on: November 22, 2013, 04:20:30 PM »
I'm discovering that I kinda dislike extreme liberals. They're all emotion with no logic sometimes. It can be very aggravating.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3075 on: November 22, 2013, 04:28:29 PM »
That's true for any extremist, really.

I am discovering that I never want to get the fucking flu again  >:(
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3076 on: November 22, 2013, 04:32:34 PM »
That's true for any extremist, really.

Except for logic extremists.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3077 on: November 22, 2013, 04:33:04 PM »
I successfully trolled my friend about using electricity to help hair grow. 
markjo, what force can not pass through a solid or liquid?
Magnetism for one and electric is the other.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3078 on: November 22, 2013, 04:33:53 PM »
did it shock demself
I spent all of 5 minutes learning about bloody gods just before the exam and its bloody qeistions on fox hunting and abortions.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3079 on: November 22, 2013, 05:09:17 PM »
I didn't let it get that far. 
markjo, what force can not pass through a solid or liquid?
Magnetism for one and electric is the other.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3080 on: November 22, 2013, 07:17:01 PM »
So there's an open casting call in Nashville for Star Wars this Sunday. I'm kinda tempted to go. I mean really, why not?
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3081 on: November 22, 2013, 07:22:16 PM »
So there's an open casting call in Nashville for Star Wars this Sunday. I'm kinda tempted to go. I mean really, why not?

Exactly, why not.

I have driven through Nashville 10 times, never stopped.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3082 on: November 22, 2013, 07:31:36 PM »
So there's an open casting call in Nashville for Star Wars this Sunday. I'm kinda tempted to go. I mean really, why not?

You will be mobbed by hundreds of lonely nerds. :(

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3083 on: November 22, 2013, 07:37:24 PM »
So there's an open casting call in Nashville for Star Wars this Sunday. I'm kinda tempted to go. I mean really, why not?

Exactly, why not.

I have driven through Nashville 10 times, never stopped.
It's not a terrible or incredibly interesting city, but for some reason it keeps getting high ratings for places to visit. I guess it doesn't have terrible crime, it has a tv show now (which annoyingly obstructs the walk to work), good places to eat, and tacky cowboy shops and bars. It's not too bad. Maybe you should stop sometime.

But I work a couple of blocks from the hotel where the casting call is.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3084 on: November 22, 2013, 07:39:00 PM »
So there's an open casting call in Nashville for Star Wars this Sunday. I'm kinda tempted to go. I mean really, why not?

You will be mobbed by hundreds of lonely nerds. :(
Yeah right, I'm not that pretty and I look mean when I'm not smiling.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3085 on: November 22, 2013, 07:42:56 PM »
So there's an open casting call in Nashville for Star Wars this Sunday. I'm kinda tempted to go. I mean really, why not?

You will be mobbed by hundreds of lonely nerds. :(
Yeah right, I'm not that pretty and I look mean when I'm not smiling.
Irrelevant.  Never overestimate the standards of a lonely nerd.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3086 on: November 22, 2013, 07:51:45 PM »
So there's an open casting call in Nashville for Star Wars this Sunday. I'm kinda tempted to go. I mean really, why not?

You will be mobbed by hundreds of lonely nerds. :(
Yeah right, I'm not that pretty and I look mean when I'm not smiling.
Irrelevant.  Never overestimate the standards of a lonely nerd.
I'm not. I worked at a GameStop and have shopped in comic book stores. The lonely nerds think I'll stab them.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3087 on: November 22, 2013, 08:25:30 PM »
I'm not. I worked at a GameStop...

That makes two of us.  Although it was a long time ago for me.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3088 on: November 22, 2013, 08:46:04 PM »
I've half considered going to the casting call myself.  I think they are looking for 1 male and 1 female out of Nashville though.
markjo, what force can not pass through a solid or liquid?
Magnetism for one and electric is the other.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3089 on: November 22, 2013, 09:07:38 PM »
I've half considered going to the casting call myself.  I think they are looking for 1 male and 1 female out of Nashville though.
Yeah, here's the link: http://www.opencastingcall2013.com
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