Ok, enough.
Thork, she's definitely out of your league. In fact, just about every woman I've ever met is out of your league.
I'm an ok looking guy thank you very much. And I am funny and smart and am honest and loyal.
Ask her out to lunch or something harmless. If she says no, it's no biggie. You'll be sorry by next year if you don't even try.
Ok, so I e-mailed her after a google to get her work address and she texted back. Now possibly because of the posts I have made on this website, God hates me very much. I think he's a round earther and he made all the immigrants and steroids users that I hate. So anyway he decided to stick his heavenly sandal up my arse again. I received the text and it said "Hi <insert real name>... " and I swiped to open it. At which point iOS7 fucking deleted it. I never read it, I don't have her number and that text has gone.
So I don't know if she is interested or not. I then had to send a second e-mail saying that I'm an idiot and can't use a mobile phone and can she resend the message. She has not yet done so. Jonny Ive continues to ruin my life.
You would be a constant source of disappointment to any woman, so we can't go by that.
You weren't supposed to agree, Twat.
I think my IQ was 113,000,000
It is widely considered that you must have an IQ of at least 125 to be a genius with 150 being the preferred mark.
Perhaps even a trophy husband.
I'm broke and you know what I look like. Trophy husband?
Just ask her out before she comes to her senses.
I have. God is trying to ruin it for me.
Oh yeah, don't forget a regular shirt over your tank top undershirt.
She's not a muscled middle-aged man looking for a twink.
Hmm, I don't know. She sounds like an alpha woman. They're usually just obsessed with their career and will always hate men a little. She might sleep with you but she'd be too crazy to settle down.
This woman wants babies. Yesterday. In fact she was very forward about that over a few beers. I could see her looking at me like I was a turkey baster.
Still, you're pretty desperate yourself.
Thanks.
Most blokes probably don't ask her out because they ask exactly the same questions you're asking; they get scared.
Ask her out!! Stop being a wimp.
She is at least as good looking as me (probably nicer), definitely without question smarted than me, and has way more money/success than I do. I do think if I had a relationship with such a woman, I'd end up being like on of those male angler fish where the female absorbs the male and the only thing left is a small pair of testicles that gets used for breeding with.
Well Thork wants babies.
She might want a family too, but Thork might have to be the stay at home dad.
She hasn't even replied to my e-mail, butassuming it ever got that far, this is a likely scenario. Back to the angler fish.
Thork, under no circumstances, should be allowed to procreate.
Thork, under no circumstances, should be allowed to procreate.
Thork, under no circumstances, should be allowed to procreate.
Thork, under no circumstances, should be allowed to procreate.
Thork, under no circumstances, should be allowed to procreate.
You can all collectively have something terrible happen to you.
And a lot of upper management men are sexist too. It's just a very competitive environment in general.
Without being too patronising about it, you have only left university a few months ago. You have never had a proper job or worked with many people in upper management positions. You have been meeting middle managers. Middle mangers are usually a bit smarter than the people they manage but have poor people skills. Upper managers and and I mean people who earn $100k+ are usually lovely people. They are people who can influence others, make great speeches and make time for others. The only exception to this rule is when the ungrateful child of a company's owner gets a job. I'm generalising as much as you now, but the really big earners in my opinion are usually lovely. That's why they earn big.