A Friendly Chat

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2310 on: August 26, 2013, 07:19:29 AM »
I threw a book at a spider the size of a hockey puck yesterday

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2311 on: August 26, 2013, 07:26:38 AM »
I threw a book at a spider the size of a hockey puck yesterday

Did you let out a girly whimper first?

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2312 on: August 26, 2013, 07:30:58 AM »
it exceeded the scale on girly whimpers

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2313 on: August 26, 2013, 09:58:45 AM »
I like spiders.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2314 on: August 26, 2013, 10:17:04 AM »
a friend of mine got bit by a spider, she spent the next 2 days trying to figure out what kind of spider it was.  We kept trying to convince her it was a brown recluse spider

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2315 on: August 26, 2013, 12:00:05 PM »
I have this friend on Facebook, and she keeps posting pictures of her baby. The problem is, that this baby is particularly ugly. And everyone is like "She's so pretty" and "AAAwww how adorable" and I'm sat there wincing at it thinking "Kill it with fire".  >o<

I'll post a picture below of this baby at its best. Its only fair. I don't want to upset anyone here.


Goblin baby needs its eyebrow separated!

Now I know from bitter experience that telling people that their babies are ugly gets me unfriended on Facebook. It seems to be a zero tolerance subject and parents have a sense of humour bypass when you point out that their child is actually frightful.

So, should I just get it over with and get unfriended or suck it up and keep this ugly baby in my life?
I hope it hurries up and grows out of its face.
« Last Edit: August 26, 2013, 12:02:03 PM by Ævan »

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2316 on: August 26, 2013, 12:02:39 PM »
Ugly babies are cute in an ugly-baby way. That monobrow is not so cute though.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2317 on: August 26, 2013, 12:05:01 PM »
Thork is terrible.

But seriously, I should teach her how I do away with mice.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2318 on: August 26, 2013, 12:05:06 PM »
This baby with its little black eyes and pointy head gives me the willies.  >:(

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2319 on: August 26, 2013, 12:12:28 PM »
You post other peoples' baby pictures on TFES.

You're fucking weird. I mean that.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2320 on: August 26, 2013, 12:15:15 PM »
Their ugly babies, yes.

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« Reply #2321 on: August 26, 2013, 12:26:53 PM »
Evan, this was the exact same spider I found outside my room. Where do you live? It might be the same one. If you see it, don't kill it.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2322 on: August 26, 2013, 12:33:03 PM »
My brother's babies all looked really ugly when they were newborns. I told him they looked just like him. They aren't ugly now though.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2323 on: August 26, 2013, 01:03:25 PM »
Thork what did you look like as a baby?

My nephew had a squashed flat head and looked in opposite directions when he was first born.

Now his eyes are pointing the right way and his head is round.

Babies are ugly when they're first born

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2324 on: August 26, 2013, 01:08:19 PM »
Thork what did you look like as a baby?
I was cute. As babies should be. In fact all babies in my family are cute. Were make very cute babies.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2325 on: August 26, 2013, 01:24:16 PM »
'Ugly in a cute way' baby



Edit: Damn, I'd forgotten how fat her head was, how the hell did she fit through?!
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2326 on: August 26, 2013, 05:03:23 PM »
All babies are ugly.
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2327 on: August 27, 2013, 09:10:26 AM »
I kill spiders all the time. It's my house, not theirs, and they don't let me pick them up in a glass and put them outside.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2328 on: August 27, 2013, 09:17:48 AM »
Yesterday a large spider appeared from behind my desk whilst I was typing. I let out a bit of a girly whimper. I then went to get a cup but when I got back, it had gone!

I slept badly knowing it was somewhere in my room.

Then this morning I found it. Trying to ambush me from my sock drawer.  >:(



Why didn't you just scoop her up and throw her out of the window?

I don't mind spiders, in fact when my friend lived in his old house a regular task was to clear out the Spider Auchwitz his home occasionally became. He would trap the spiders under a glass and spray poison gas in the form of Raid underneath it. The glasses would stay there until I visited to clear them out. His house was always full of wildlife, one time he came home to find a dead bat in his sink. From the mark on the window it seems it flew in, got confused and concussed itself on the glass before dropping back to drown in the dishwater.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2329 on: August 27, 2013, 10:36:18 AM »
Why didn't you just scoop her up and throw her out of the window?
??? I did.


That evil baby is all over Facebook again, with its little black eyes and knobbly cranium.


I'm not sure how much more I can take.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2330 on: August 27, 2013, 10:58:56 AM »
You don't need to keep posting pictures of it.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2331 on: August 27, 2013, 11:05:25 AM »
You don't need to keep posting pictures of it.
Sorry. I've become a little desensitised to its features over the last month or so. I forget how shocking it is when you first see it.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2332 on: August 27, 2013, 12:41:50 PM »
Went swimming this morning. I took a picture after I got out.



It was spooky. Really quiet, no one around, smooth water


and my imagination was pissing me off.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2333 on: August 27, 2013, 12:49:30 PM »
and my imagination was pissing me off.

I know that problem fairly well.  :(
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2334 on: August 27, 2013, 04:47:32 PM »
oh my god im dying

Well, I was going to see The World's End on Sunday, which I've been anxiously awaiting for about six years, but instead my dad decided we were going out on the lake for approximately forever hours instead. So early Sunday I was picked up, went to his house, blahblah, got patronized by my aunt and uncle and family for not having a job still, put up with all that and the condescension, yadda ya. We went out on the boat and people were bickering. We were supposed to be celebrating 'cause my cousin came out for the week and had just gotten his Doctorate's in psychology. But yeah, so fussy fuss and bickery bick, later that day I went to my dad's to watch my grandma Sunday - Tuesday like usual. Everyone was in a kinda rotten mood and, on top of the stressor that those days usually are, I had that whole foul cloud hanging around the whole time. I started reading Cloud Atlas for real, though. It's really awesome so far. But anyway, one good thing aside, I got here to my friend's house today (since I'm moving in) only to be confronted with more issues going on around here and being suddenly put in charge of watching a bunch of kids and pets because stupid dumb crazy stuff and familial fracas.

Yikes, there's a bunch more to it but I'm sweating from running to the gas station and back for a hot cocoa and worn out from everything. First world problems and such. But ugh, I thought I'd be able to get away from stressful stuff, not run straight into it. Ah well. No use complaining, I guess. Gonna enjoy my free time at the moment.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2335 on: August 27, 2013, 05:35:39 PM »
and my imagination was pissing me off.

I know that problem fairly well.  :(

Imaginations can do that to you

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2336 on: August 27, 2013, 06:42:31 PM »
We were supposed to be celebrating 'cause my cousin came out for the week and had just gotten his Doctorate's in psychology.

You should've made fun of him for being in such a dumb field. That would've helped your situation.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2337 on: August 28, 2013, 10:43:08 AM »
Ugly Facebook baby went swimming today. :(


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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2338 on: August 28, 2013, 10:44:37 AM »
Ugly Facebook baby went swimming today. :(



Are you sure that's a human child? It looks more like a tadpole to me.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2339 on: August 28, 2013, 10:47:36 AM »
Ugly Facebook baby went swimming today. :(



Are you sure that's a human child? It looks more like a tadpole to me.
Apparently its female. Poor thing.