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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2100 on: July 19, 2013, 02:33:52 PM »
Quote from: Eddy Baby on July 19, 2013, 12:17:27 AM
So she identifies as a girl, but what is her sex?

Not what Thork wanted.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2101 on: July 20, 2013, 08:39:09 AM »
I was informed last night that a good friend of mine, whom I meet by online gaming and had the opportunity to meet once in person, was tragically taken from this world by her husband by way of a murder-suicide.  I was pretty devastated last night by the news, and  I am still not sure how to come to grips with this.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2102 on: July 20, 2013, 09:09:53 AM »
Thats horrible :(
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2103 on: July 20, 2013, 10:01:52 AM »
That's awful. Some people are just so horribly depressed and blame their circumstances on others. It's a terribly sad way to go.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2104 on: July 20, 2013, 10:27:34 AM »
Quote from: DuckDodgers on July 20, 2013, 08:39:09 AM
I was informed last night that a good friend of mine, whom I meet by online gaming and had the opportunity to meet once in person, was tragically taken from this world by her husband by way of a murder-suicide.  I was pretty devastated last night by the news, and  I am still not sure how to come to grips with this.

I am really sad to hear that. Sorry for your loss.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2105 on: July 20, 2013, 04:12:10 PM »
I appreciate the condolences.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2106 on: July 26, 2013, 10:28:31 AM »
Quote from: Ævan on July 05, 2013, 01:57:53 PM
So I got an e-mail today. Some American guy saw my linkedIn profile and was like "Hey, we have this super high profile job that pays $100k a year and we want you to do it. You'll be in charge of pretty much everything in the UK.".

My initial thoughts were ...
  • That's a lot of money
  • Clearly you don't know what you are doing. Someone will fire you after I have been hired.
  • This must be a scam
  • He's going to shit bricks once he finds out he has hired a flat earther.
  • Could I get away with this?

I have a telephone interview next week. I checked the guy's name and details. Seems legit. He's on the company website and used his profile to contact me and has a bonifidey company e-mail address to boot - which I used to get a job spec off him. I'm confident that he is going to realise I'm a cretin, but as you have all seen, my voice doesn't match my personality. I actually sound like a nice friendly guy.

I will update you all as to how he found me out in due course, but its a fun way to spend 20 mins. And of course every so often someone somewhere commits a gross act of incompetence. Lets hope I'm that act. I suspect the other candidates can't all be monkeys, though.  :(
Somehow I passed the telephone interview. In a strange twist, they asked if I could do the next interview by telephone as well. If they keep talking to me over the phone, they are going to end up giving me the job. They can't see my shifty eyes whilst I lie to them over the phone.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2107 on: July 26, 2013, 03:15:56 PM »
Get them, Thork.  Show those stupid American's how powerful you are.  Make them pay for trusting an Englishman who believes that the Earth is flat.  Get them all fired.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2108 on: July 29, 2013, 03:14:29 PM »
Quote from: Ævan on July 26, 2013, 10:28:31 AM
Quote from: Ævan on July 05, 2013, 01:57:53 PM
So I got an e-mail today. Some American guy saw my linkedIn profile and was like "Hey, we have this super high profile job that pays $100k a year and we want you to do it. You'll be in charge of pretty much everything in the UK.".

My initial thoughts were ...
  • That's a lot of money
  • Clearly you don't know what you are doing. Someone will fire you after I have been hired.
  • This must be a scam
  • He's going to shit bricks once he finds out he has hired a flat earther.
  • Could I get away with this?

I have a telephone interview next week. I checked the guy's name and details. Seems legit. He's on the company website and used his profile to contact me and has a bonifidey company e-mail address to boot - which I used to get a job spec off him. I'm confident that he is going to realise I'm a cretin, but as you have all seen, my voice doesn't match my personality. I actually sound like a nice friendly guy.

I will update you all as to how he found me out in due course, but its a fun way to spend 20 mins. And of course every so often someone somewhere commits a gross act of incompetence. Lets hope I'm that act. I suspect the other candidates can't all be monkeys, though.  :(
Somehow I passed the telephone interview. In a strange twist, they asked if I could do the next interview by telephone as well. If they keep talking to me over the phone, they are going to end up giving me the job. They can't see my shifty eyes whilst I lie to them over the phone.
Congrats. 
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2109 on: August 03, 2013, 10:38:54 AM »
Went out boating with my brother. I let out a girly scream half way, so Jroa should enjoy this one. (I'm behind the camera).

#ws" class="bbc_link" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">On a boat
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2110 on: August 03, 2013, 10:45:27 AM »
Quote from: Ævan on August 03, 2013, 10:38:54 AM
Went out boating with my brother. I let out a girly scream half way, so Jroa should enjoy this one. (I'm behind the camera).

#ws" class="bbc_link" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">On a boat

He did not call you Thork even once.  You should have told Chris the rules.   >o<

Also, that bush scared the crap out of you.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2111 on: August 03, 2013, 10:49:09 AM »
Quote from: jroa on August 03, 2013, 10:45:27 AM
Quote from: Ævan on August 03, 2013, 10:38:54 AM
Went out boating with my brother. I let out a girly scream half way, so Jroa should enjoy this one. (I'm behind the camera).

#ws" class="bbc_link" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">On a boat

He did not call you Thork even once.  You should have told Chris the rules.   >o<

Also, that bush scared the crap out of you.
He doesn't know about FES. My secret life as a flat earth hero is hidden from my family. I'm kinda like Batman.


Also, it was a very big and might I add wet, bush.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2112 on: August 03, 2013, 10:56:26 AM »
Moist bush scares the crap out of you. 
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2113 on: August 03, 2013, 10:58:01 AM »
Quote from: jroa on August 03, 2013, 10:56:26 AM
Moist bush scares the crap out of you.
Big moist bush does, yes.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2114 on: August 03, 2013, 11:05:07 AM »
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2115 on: August 03, 2013, 11:07:29 AM »
Aevan lets his brother do all the work, while Aevan holds a camera.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2116 on: August 03, 2013, 11:09:01 AM »
So Æven subscribed to Thork on Youtube so that he could post one of his dumb videos here as soon as it was uploaded, passing it off as his own. That, or Æven actually is Thork. Terrible news either way.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2117 on: August 03, 2013, 11:16:07 AM »
Quote from: Particle Person on August 03, 2013, 11:09:01 AM
So Æven subscribed to Thork on Youtube so that he could post one of his dumb videos here as soon as it was uploaded, passing it off as his own. That, or Æven actually is Thork. Terrible news either way.
That Aevan is terrible, he is just trying to ride Thork's coat tails. Thork is gone and the next thing you know this imposter shows up, it's just terrible.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2118 on: August 03, 2013, 03:34:19 PM »
Quote from: hoppy on August 03, 2013, 11:16:07 AM
Quote from: Particle Person on August 03, 2013, 11:09:01 AM
So Æven subscribed to Thork on Youtube so that he could post one of his dumb videos here as soon as it was uploaded, passing it off as his own. That, or Æven actually is Thork. Terrible news either way.
That Aevan is terrible, he is just trying to ride Thork's coat tails. Thork is gone and the next thing you know this imposter shows up, it's just terrible.

He is.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2119 on: August 03, 2013, 11:44:27 PM »
However... Thorque only made those stupid videos for us. Why would he make another after leaving?
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2120 on: August 03, 2013, 11:46:55 PM »
Quote from: Junker on July 14, 2013, 10:00:19 AM
I was right, it was enjoyable.  Only one thing missing, but there was nothing I could do about that  :(

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2121 on: August 04, 2013, 12:29:59 AM »
What a girly scream.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2122 on: August 06, 2013, 09:50:49 PM »
my friend got a kitten

im holding her and she's fallen asleep on me after purring on me forever and i'm all emotional thinking how this defenseless adorable little creature snuggled me to sleep and finds my lap and arm to be a suitable, protective place to lay her head for the night

my motherly cuddly instincts have kicked in and i feel like a mommy. i want to take her home ;o;
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2123 on: August 06, 2013, 09:59:23 PM »
Quote from: Supertails on August 06, 2013, 09:50:49 PM
my friend got a kitten

im holding her and she's fallen asleep on me after purring on me forever and i'm all emotional thinking how this defenseless adorable little creature snuggled me to sleep and finds my lap and arm to be a suitable, protective place to lay her head for the night

my motherly cuddly instincts have kicked in and i feel like a mommy. i want to take her home ;o;

Can't you adopt your own cat for free or something?
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2124 on: August 06, 2013, 10:38:50 PM »
Supes, you can have one of my puppies!
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2125 on: August 07, 2013, 12:51:44 AM »
Kittens are adorable.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2126 on: August 07, 2013, 10:59:06 AM »
So are puppies. 
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2127 on: August 07, 2013, 01:25:55 PM »
jroa, you really want to get rid of those puppies, eh?
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2128 on: August 07, 2013, 02:20:32 PM »
omg me and the kitty fell asleep snuggled together, her snuggled against my face, and when i woke up just now she was still there purring

and then she freaked me out because i went upstairs to get foods and came back down and she was freaking out, just meowing loudly and jumping on me and looking around until i realized there wasn't food in the bowl. i was panicking

Quote from: Vindictus on August 06, 2013, 09:59:23 PM
Can't you adopt your own cat for free or something?

I don't think it's free, no


Quote from: jroa on August 06, 2013, 10:38:50 PM
Supes, you can have one of my puppies!

I don't think so, I'm not a huge dog person. Sorry. :[


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Kittens are adorable.

yes
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2129 on: August 07, 2013, 02:43:00 PM »
Quote from: Supertails on August 07, 2013, 02:20:32 PM
I don't think so, I'm not a huge dog person. Sorry. :[

I don't think we can be friends anymore.
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