A Friendly Chat

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Thork

Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1560 on: May 10, 2013, 03:47:47 AM »
Well, it's not that unusual. There's like, what, two lakes in Britain?
Oi mate, there are at least four lakes just in England!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_and_lochs_in_the_United_Kingdom#Largest_lakes_in_England
There are thousands. Lots over 5 Hectares, even more smaller ones.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_in_England

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1561 on: May 10, 2013, 03:49:15 AM »
Well, it's not that unusual. There's like, what, two lakes in Britain?
Oi mate, there are at least four lakes just in England!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_and_lochs_in_the_United_Kingdom#Largest_lakes_in_England
There are thousands. Lots over 5 Hectares, even more smaller ones.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_in_England

...pwn'd?
The earth is round because the space man said so.

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Thork

Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1562 on: May 10, 2013, 03:49:52 AM »
Do you ever log off or do you just sit by your desk waiting for me?

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1563 on: May 10, 2013, 03:55:04 AM »
Do you ever log off or do you just sit by your desk waiting for me?

I do log off, but we're in the same timezone so I presume we're both out during the day. I have to head out soon anyway. And I don't wait for you, but I never miss a chance to see what ridiculous thing you're up to. You are literally crazy.
The earth is round because the space man said so.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1564 on: May 10, 2013, 05:07:23 AM »
Well, it's not that unusual. There's like, what, two lakes in Britain?
Oi mate, there are at least four lakes just in England!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_and_lochs_in_the_United_Kingdom#Largest_lakes_in_England
There are thousands. Lots over 5 Hectares, even more smaller ones.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_in_England

I accidentally bookmarked that link, but I think I'll keep it on my bookmark bar just in case I need to consult it sometime.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1565 on: May 10, 2013, 07:26:01 AM »
Well, it's not that unusual. There's like, what, two lakes in Britain?
Oi mate, there are at least four lakes just in England!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_and_lochs_in_the_United_Kingdom#Largest_lakes_in_England
There are thousands. Lots over 5 Hectares, even more smaller ones.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_in_England

Thanks for sharing that link, now I truly know how small the ponds are over in England.

Really, you can't even reach six square miles? How sad.  :(

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Thork

Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1566 on: May 10, 2013, 07:28:41 AM »
Well, it's not that unusual. There's like, what, two lakes in Britain?
Oi mate, there are at least four lakes just in England!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_and_lochs_in_the_United_Kingdom#Largest_lakes_in_England
There are thousands. Lots over 5 Hectares, even more smaller ones.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_in_England

Thanks for sharing that link, now I truly know how small the ponds are over in England.

Really, you can't even reach six square miles? How sad.  :(
Yeah, its amazing that we managed to have a Navy that was feared by the entire world. I guess we are good with water after all. Remind me, what have Finland ever done, ever? I mean ever? Like, what is Finland's most notable achievement?

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Blanko

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1567 on: May 10, 2013, 07:30:09 AM »
Well, it's not that unusual. There's like, what, two lakes in Britain?
Oi mate, there are at least four lakes just in England!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_and_lochs_in_the_United_Kingdom#Largest_lakes_in_England
There are thousands. Lots over 5 Hectares, even more smaller ones.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_in_England

Thanks for sharing that link, now I truly know how small the ponds are over in England.

Really, you can't even reach six square miles? How sad.  :(
Yeah, its amazing that we managed to have a Navy that was feared by the entire world. I guess we are good with water after all. Remind me, what have Finland ever done, ever? I mean ever? Like, what is Finland's most notable achievement?

Wow, I'm sorry, I didn't know you cared that much about the size of your ponds.

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Thork

Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1568 on: May 10, 2013, 07:30:47 AM »
Well, it's not that unusual. There's like, what, two lakes in Britain?
Oi mate, there are at least four lakes just in England!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_and_lochs_in_the_United_Kingdom#Largest_lakes_in_England
There are thousands. Lots over 5 Hectares, even more smaller ones.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_in_England

Thanks for sharing that link, now I truly know how small the ponds are over in England.

Really, you can't even reach six square miles? How sad.  :(
Yeah, its amazing that we managed to have a Navy that was feared by the entire world. I guess we are good with water after all. Remind me, what have Finland ever done, ever? I mean ever? Like, what is Finland's most notable achievement?

Wow, I'm sorry, I didn't know you cared that much about the size of your ponds.
I didn't realise that the measure of a nation was how big a lake it had.

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Blanko

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1569 on: May 10, 2013, 07:31:28 AM »
Well, it's not that unusual. There's like, what, two lakes in Britain?
Oi mate, there are at least four lakes just in England!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_and_lochs_in_the_United_Kingdom#Largest_lakes_in_England
There are thousands. Lots over 5 Hectares, even more smaller ones.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_in_England

Thanks for sharing that link, now I truly know how small the ponds are over in England.

Really, you can't even reach six square miles? How sad.  :(
Yeah, its amazing that we managed to have a Navy that was feared by the entire world. I guess we are good with water after all. Remind me, what have Finland ever done, ever? I mean ever? Like, what is Finland's most notable achievement?

Wow, I'm sorry, I didn't know you cared that much about the size of your ponds.
I didn't realise that the measure of a nation was how big a lake it had.

You didn't? Then why did you bring that up?

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Thork

Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1570 on: May 10, 2013, 07:35:49 AM »
Well, it's not that unusual. There's like, what, two lakes in Britain?
Oi mate, there are at least four lakes just in England!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_and_lochs_in_the_United_Kingdom#Largest_lakes_in_England
There are thousands. Lots over 5 Hectares, even more smaller ones.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_in_England

Thanks for sharing that link, now I truly know how small the ponds are over in England.

Really, you can't even reach six square miles? How sad.  :(
Yeah, its amazing that we managed to have a Navy that was feared by the entire world. I guess we are good with water after all. Remind me, what have Finland ever done, ever? I mean ever? Like, what is Finland's most notable achievement?

Wow, I'm sorry, I didn't know you cared that much about the size of your ponds.
I didn't realise that the measure of a nation was how big a lake it had.

You didn't? Then why did you bring that up?

You did. For some reason you think its sad if a nation has small lakes.

Thanks for sharing that link, now I truly know how small the ponds are over in England.

Really, you can't even reach six square miles? How sad.  :(

I think its sad if a nation is full of alcoholics who live 9 months of every year in the dark in sub-zero temperatures wishing they could be Russian.

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Blanko

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1571 on: May 10, 2013, 07:45:25 AM »
Well, it's not that unusual. There's like, what, two lakes in Britain?
Oi mate, there are at least four lakes just in England!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_and_lochs_in_the_United_Kingdom#Largest_lakes_in_England
There are thousands. Lots over 5 Hectares, even more smaller ones.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_in_England

Thanks for sharing that link, now I truly know how small the ponds are over in England.

Really, you can't even reach six square miles? How sad.  :(
Yeah, its amazing that we managed to have a Navy that was feared by the entire world. I guess we are good with water after all. Remind me, what have Finland ever done, ever? I mean ever? Like, what is Finland's most notable achievement?

Wow, I'm sorry, I didn't know you cared that much about the size of your ponds.
I didn't realise that the measure of a nation was how big a lake it had.

You didn't? Then why did you bring that up?

You did. For some reason you think its sad if a nation has small lakes.

Thanks for sharing that link, now I truly know how small the ponds are over in England.

Really, you can't even reach six square miles? How sad.  :(

I think its sad if a nation is full of alcoholics who live 9 months of every year in the dark in sub-zero temperatures wishing they could be Russian.

I didn't mention Finland or measure of national quality at all. I just felt sympathetic that you don't have access to real lakes. You just for some reason felt like this is an opportunity to boast that your police state full of chavs and immigrants is somehow better than my home country.

Really, Thork, do you have to be insecure about everything?

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Thork

Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1572 on: May 10, 2013, 08:07:03 AM »
Well, it's not that unusual. There's like, what, two lakes in Britain?
Oi mate, there are at least four lakes just in England!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_and_lochs_in_the_United_Kingdom#Largest_lakes_in_England
There are thousands. Lots over 5 Hectares, even more smaller ones.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_in_England

Thanks for sharing that link, now I truly know how small the ponds are over in England.

Really, you can't even reach six square miles? How sad.  :(
Yeah, its amazing that we managed to have a Navy that was feared by the entire world. I guess we are good with water after all. Remind me, what have Finland ever done, ever? I mean ever? Like, what is Finland's most notable achievement?

Wow, I'm sorry, I didn't know you cared that much about the size of your ponds.
I didn't realise that the measure of a nation was how big a lake it had.

You didn't? Then why did you bring that up?

You did. For some reason you think its sad if a nation has small lakes.

Thanks for sharing that link, now I truly know how small the ponds are over in England.

Really, you can't even reach six square miles? How sad.  :(

I think its sad if a nation is full of alcoholics who live 9 months of every year in the dark in sub-zero temperatures wishing they could be Russian.

I didn't mention Finland or measure of national quality at all. I just felt sympathetic that you don't have access to real lakes. You just for some reason felt like this is an opportunity to boast that your police state full of chavs and immigrants is somehow better than my home country.

Really, Thork, do you have to be insecure about everything?
Real lakes? I want to go swimming. Not drive an ekranoplan. How big does a lake need to be? My local lake has a course of 2km. I can do more than one lap if I want.

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Blanko

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1573 on: May 10, 2013, 08:18:17 AM »
Real lakes? I want to go swimming. Not drive an ekranoplan. How big does a lake need to be? My local lake has a course of 2km. I can do more than one lap if I want.

Oh, so now it's fine that your ponds are small? That's good, I'm glad you accept it.

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Son of Orospu

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1574 on: May 10, 2013, 09:14:03 AM »
I think Scotland has some real lakes.  Thork could take a trip if he wants to know what they look like.

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hoppy

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1575 on: May 10, 2013, 10:22:57 AM »
England is a has been nation, as most of it's inhabitants are.
God is real.                                         
http://www.scribd.com/doc/9665708/Flat-Earth-Bible-02-of-10-The-Flat-Earth

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Thork

Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1576 on: May 11, 2013, 10:02:58 PM »
Its 6am. I'm about to go to the lake for a swim. Its cold outside. Bbbbrrrrrrr!

Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1577 on: May 12, 2013, 02:09:01 AM »
England is a has been nation, as most of it's inhabitants are.

I can think of worse places to live.

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Thork

Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1578 on: May 12, 2013, 02:24:36 AM »
The lake was freezing. Somehow colder than last time. The water was reasonably still but so cold. It was so cold my face was stinging. It was 6 degrees C when I got in. :(

I was in the changing room taking off my wetsuit and a Japanese guy was also getting unchanged. He had a tiny little button mushroom for a penis. He joked with his friend that he was normally 9 inches and it was just because the lake was so cold.

I swam about 2km. It was a reasonable effort because I still don't really know how to sight properly and I struggle to keep my heart rate down because of the cold/murky/choppy/dark conditions that make me panic a bit.


Also I've seen "what lies beneath" and I keep thinking this bitch is going to drag me under. :(

Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1579 on: May 12, 2013, 02:56:28 AM »
The lake was freezing. Somehow colder than last time. The water was reasonably still but so cold. It was so cold my face was stinging. It was 6 degrees C when I got in. :(

I was in the changing room taking off my wetsuit and a Japanese guy was also getting unchanged. He had a tiny little button mushroom for a penis. He joked with his friend that he was normally 9 inches and it was just because the lake was so cold.

I swam about 2km. It was a reasonable effort because I still don't really know how to sight properly and I struggle to keep my heart rate down because of the cold/murky/choppy/dark conditions that make me panic a bit.


Also I've seen "what lies beneath" and I keep thinking this bitch is going to drag me under. :(

Why do you want to swim in a lake and not a swimming pool at this time of the year?

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Thork

Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1580 on: May 12, 2013, 02:57:38 AM »
I swam in a swimming pool all winter. I am doing a race down the River Thames in just over a month, so I need some practice.

Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1581 on: May 12, 2013, 03:00:32 AM »
You want to do some river swimming, not lake swimming.

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Thork

Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1582 on: May 12, 2013, 03:02:56 AM »
The lake is more accessible. The river tends to be full of boats and industrial effluent.

Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1583 on: May 12, 2013, 03:13:38 AM »
All the more reason to swim in a river and not a lake.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1584 on: May 12, 2013, 04:41:17 AM »
I am doing a race down the River Thames in just over a month, so I need some practice.

Don't worry, I'm confident you'll make it to the bottom first.
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1585 on: May 13, 2013, 11:44:30 AM »
I actually had a dream about Thork last night. My brain did an excellent job of making a legit (insert real name) based on pictures. Which is good since he was more normal than his Thork persona.

It wasn't creepy or sexual at all, before anyone gets their hopes up.
There was a large gathering of people in a Metro 2033-esque setting (post-apocalyptic and underground). It was some kind of warrior thunder dome business, but more game than life-threatening. Thork didn't say anything really, probably because I have no idea what his accent sounds like or how fast he speaks. He ended up losing at some point and left before I could track him down. We did pass each other in a crowd though and he eyed me (the pervert!  >o<). Just kidding, it was okay. Dream Thork can eye me. He did relay some weird cryptic message to me before leaving though, but of course I don't remember what it was. Because he didn't really speak in the dream he seemed a little shy and self conscious and I felt bad for him.

Anyway, not too exciting but it's my first Thork dream. Now Particle Person doesn't have to feel so alone.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1586 on: May 13, 2013, 11:45:57 AM »
I had a dream about dreaming that involved me studying dreams.
The earth is round because the space man said so.

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Thork

Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1587 on: May 13, 2013, 12:23:29 PM »
I actually had a dream about Thork last night. It wasn't creepy or sexual at all, before anyone gets their hopes up.
:(

Thork didn't say anything really, probably because I have no idea what his accent sounds like or how fast he speaks.
Would you and others like to speculate on what I sound like? Then I'll post some video with me talking if you like. Then next time you read one of my posts, you can put my voice to the monologue and maybe you'll 'get me' a bit more or at least I can then talk in all your dreams. Or maybe it'll be a source of huge amusement because I sound nerdy/nasally/common/posh/Arabic/high-pitched/low-pitched/female/old or whatever.
« Last Edit: May 13, 2013, 12:38:56 PM by Thork »

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1588 on: May 13, 2013, 12:48:24 PM »
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Would you and others like to speculate on what I sound like? Then I'll post some video with me talking if you like. Then next time you read one of my posts, you can put my voice to the monologue and maybe you'll 'get me' a bit more or at least I can then talk in all your dreams. Or maybe it'll be a source of huge amusement because I sound nerdy/nasally/common/posh/Arabic/high-pitched/low-pitched/female/old or whatever.
I tried to get you to post a speaking video forever ago. I remember you said that you talk quite fast, so my brain refused to attempt a recreation. But yes, I am curious to hear you.

I don't know why that quote failed so badly...

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Thork

Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1589 on: May 13, 2013, 12:59:52 PM »
I'll upload something in a moment.

Yeah, I speak reasonably quickly. I have a very "English" accent and by that I mean I sound like the people in Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings. I don't have a Mancunian accent or sound like a scouser of anything.

I'm thinking maybe we should have a post your accent video, so that we can compare. I'm sure you sound like an adorable Southern Belle. :-*