I've resorted to drugs. I rarely take any kind of medication, not even a headache pill but I just want this to stop now. Its almost 24 hours of discomfort. I've taken an ibuprofen to help with the back muscle pain and temperature. I only took 200 mg. I rarely drink, don't smoke, never take pharmaceuticals as a rule (probably 2 years since I last did) ... so this is likely to knock me sideways.
I've been drifting in an out all day, my temperature is sky high now. I'm feeling a bit woozy. Why is no matter how bad I feel, Supertails has to trump it? I'm dying here Supertails, a slow and agonising death. Please put your silly problems into perspective and stop cock-blocking all my sympathy. 
Swim less, eat more. Your body is falling apart old man.
Fixed.
I was hit on by an attractive 19/21 year old girl this week, Hoppy. I'm oozing musk right now.