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Hey guys I've been awarded a grant to go and study in the Netherlands in the summer. This makes me happy!

I know you will have fun studying beer and broads. Congradulations. What fool is going to give you money for that?

Congradulations

Congratulations.

That is a fairly large pet peeve of mine. You must see the correct spelling everywhere (balloons, banners, cards), why do you ignore it? Congrats. Not congrads.

Congratulations Eddy Baby. That sounds really cool.

Quote from: hoppy on April 12, 2013, 01:51:32 PM

Congradulations

Congratulations.

That is a fairly large pet peeve of mine. You must see the correct spelling everywhere (balloons, banners, cards), why do you ignore it? Congrats. Not congrads.

Soory.

Nice one Eddy Baby!

I have to get my wisdom teeth taken out. 

If it makes you feel any better, people often die during the procedure.

http://www.upi.com/blog/2013/04/04/California-man-dies-while-getting-wisdom-teeth-extracted/5701365099429/?rel=2191365423171

Quote from: Roundy the Truthinessist on April 09, 2013, 05:21:01 PM

I have to get my wisdom teeth taken out. 

If it makes you feel any better, people often die during the procedure.

http://www.upi.com/blog/2013/04/04/California-man-dies-while-getting-wisdom-teeth-extracted/5701365099429/?rel=2191365423171

California man is a menace to society.

Quote from: Roundy the Truthinessist on April 09, 2013, 05:21:01 PM

I have to get my wisdom teeth taken out. 

If it makes you feel any better, people often die during the procedure.

http://www.upi.com/blog/2013/04/04/California-man-dies-while-getting-wisdom-teeth-extracted/5701365099429/?rel=2191365423171

Fingers crossed!

Quote from: Roundy the Truthinessist on April 09, 2013, 05:21:01 PM

I have to get my wisdom teeth taken out. 

If it makes you feel any better, people often die during the procedure.

http://www.upi.com/blog/2013/04/04/California-man-dies-while-getting-wisdom-teeth-extracted/5701365099429/?rel=2191365423171

Your link is at odds with your claim.

Hey guys I've been awarded a grant to go and study in the Netherlands in the summer. This makes me happy!

Congradulations!*




*   just for rooster

I have been fired from that horrible, awful job, hoooooray! After cleaning houses for 12 hours last week I was done. I didn't really want to quit since that would make me feel like, well, a quitter, so they made it easy for me.

The fortunate thing is that the call happened right after I set up an appointment to have my typing speed, excel, and word knowledge tested for the place my boo works at. But, if I don't get this job I will be in a crap situation. Although I'm fairly confident. I'm aware of the retarts he works with.

Right now though, I'm just celebrating my freedom.

That's all they're testing? I want to work there.

That's all they're testing? I want to work there.

It's entry level testing, whaddya expect? The staffing agency tests for the basics and the company teaches you the rest. But you do need a degree first.

Quote from: Particle Person on April 15, 2013, 09:50:04 AM

That's all they're testing? I want to work there.

It's entry level testing, whaddya expect? The staffing agency tests for the basics and the company teaches you the rest. But you do need a degree first.

Why'd you get fired?

Now how will rooster get to Britain?

Quote from: rooster on April 15, 2013, 09:55:27 AM

Quote from: Particle Person on April 15, 2013, 09:50:04 AM

That's all they're testing? I want to work there.

It's entry level testing, whaddya expect? The staffing agency tests for the basics and the company teaches you the rest. But you do need a degree first.

Why'd you get fired?

I called out too many times in the course of 3 weeks, heh.

Now how will rooster get to Britain?

Being a maid wasn't going to get me there, sooo I guess the same way I planned on getting there before- by getting a decent office job.

Stow away like a normal person, God

okay vagabond

I just entered my first open water swim race. 2.8 km in a river. Am 'cited. 

Apparently Google is now shipping out Glass devices finally for the Explorers program. Can't wait to get mine.

Apparently Google is now shipping out Glass devices finally for the Explorers program. Can't wait to get mine.

I was wondering what kind of a douchebag would wear that on their face? It seems google know their market.

I just entered my first open water swim race. 2.8 km in a river. Am 'cited. 

Hooray! 

Quote from: Thork on April 16, 2013, 02:31:55 PM

I just entered my first open water swim race. 2.8 km in a river. Am 'cited. 

Hooray! 

Some pictures of me looking all bedraggled and sexy in a wetsuit coming to a website near you soon.

Quote from: rooster on April 16, 2013, 03:11:01 PM

Quote from: Thork on April 16, 2013, 02:31:55 PM

I just entered my first open water swim race. 2.8 km in a river. Am 'cited. 

Hooray! 

Some pictures of me looking all bedraggled and sexy in a wetsuit coming to a website near you soon.

Would a mod please ban him before this happens.

I just entered my first open water swim race. 2.8 km in a river. Am 'cited. 

Wooo good luck!

Quote from: Thork on April 16, 2013, 02:31:55 PM

I just entered my first open water swim race. 2.8 km in a river. Am 'cited. 

Wooo good luck!

ty. Its a way off yet. Early July but I had to register now before it gets full and registration closes.

Quote from: Thork on April 16, 2013, 03:14:29 PM

Quote from: rooster on April 16, 2013, 03:11:01 PM

Quote from: Thork on April 16, 2013, 02:31:55 PM

I just entered my first open water swim race. 2.8 km in a river. Am 'cited. 

Hooray! 

Some pictures of me looking all bedraggled and sexy in a wetsuit coming to a website near you soon.

Would a mod please ban him before this happens.

so jelly.

Quote from: cmdshft on April 16, 2013, 02:43:54 PM

Apparently Google is now shipping out Glass devices finally for the Explorers program. Can't wait to get mine.

I was wondering what kind of a douchebag would wear that on their face? It seems google know their market.

Well, regardless, their invite program is bullshit. They marketed the #ifihadglass campaign as if they were just gonna throw a bunch of selected people a gratis device. No, after having to dig through a few searches, I found out they want winners to still shell out a hard $1,500 for the pre-retail device, which still has the potential to change feature-/design-wise before hitting actual retail outlets. No, Google, I will wait until it hits stores with a sub $500 price tag.

Congrats, Thork! I'll give you a better congratulations when it's July, doing so now feels premature.

I think a young women hit on me today. To be honest its been so long I'm still not sure.

I had just got out of the pool and was a bit red in the face. I guess my muscles were glistening as tiny beads of water ran along them and down the little rippled muscles of my stomach. My hair was wet and messy and I was breathing a little heavily because of the swim. Anyway I went to my locker and opened it to get my towel and shampoo so I could have a shower. I popped my towel onto the locker and looked up to see a young woman (late teens/early 20s) who was looking straight at me and she smiled. I smiled back but it was kind of a forced 'I wasn't ready for this' kind of a smile. I grabbed my stuff and went to the shower.

As I was showering I was thinking about what a tidy little body she had and how she was pretty cute. However that was giving me a bit of a semi so I stopped because they are public showers and someone else might have come in. I finished up and made my way back to the locker to get my clothes with just a towel wrapped around my small toned waist. She was still there texting. She smiled at me again. I smiled back properly this time and started removing my clothes from my locker. I turned said "I'm really sorry but do I know you from somewhere other than swimming?". She replied "No, just swimming". "So you come here all the time?" I asked - my inner monologue was thinking 'Did you really just ask her if she comes here often? You suck dude, you fucking suck! '.
She replied "I'm a swimming instructor here". Again my brain raced ahead thinking maybe she's noticed me in here before. She's pretty young but hitting that would be awesome fun.
"Do you teach adults?" I asked thinking a little one-on-one time in the pool might be just the way to break down a few of the social barriers. I could see her eyes slowly drifting down my torso and as she got to my waist, unwrapping my towel in her mind like I was an expensive box of chocolates and she just wanted to eat me all up.
"No, she replied, I only teach children".
"That's not much used to me" I joked and put the last of my clothes in the cubicle behind me. At which point I turned to see her walk off.
What the hell is wrong with me? I know I can chat up ladies better than that.

I think a young women hit on me today. To be honest its been so long I'm still not sure.

I had just got out of the pool and was a bit red in the face. I guess my muscles were glistening as tiny beads of water ran along them and down the little rippled muscles of my stomach. My hair was wet and messy and I was breathing a little heavily because of the swim. Anyway I went to my locker and opened it to get my towel and shampoo so I could have a shower. I popped my towel onto the locker and looked up to see a young woman (late teens/early 20s) who was looking straight at me and she smiled. I smiled back but it was kind of a forced 'I wasn't ready for this' kind of a smile. I grabbed my stuff and went to the shower.

As I was showering I was thinking about what a tidy little body she had and how she was pretty cute. However that was giving me a bit of a semi so I stopped because they are public showers and someone else might have come in. I finished up and made my way back to the locker to get my clothes with just a towel wrapped around my small toned waist. She was still there texting. She smiled at me again. I smiled back properly this time and started removing my clothes from my locker. I turned said "I'm really sorry but do I know you from somewhere other than swimming?". She replied "No, just swimming". "So you come here all the time?" I asked - my inner monologue was thinking 'Did you really just ask her if she comes here often? You suck dude, you fucking suck! '.
She replied "I'm a swimming instructor here". Again my brain raced ahead thinking maybe she's noticed me in here before. She's pretty young but hitting that would be awesome fun.
"Do you teach adults?" I asked thinking a little one-on-one time in the pool might be just the way to break down a few of the social barriers. I could see her eyes slowly drifting down my torso and as she got to my waist, unwrapping my towel in her mind like I was an expensive box of chocolates and she just wanted to eat me all up.
"No, she replied, I only teach children".
"That's not much used to me" I joked and put the last of my clothes in the cubicle behind me. At which point I turned to see her walk off.
What the hell is wrong with me? I know I can chat up ladies better than that.

You made me cringe and laugh with that story.

I often wonder if my life ends up as copy pasta on other sites. Probably. Anyway no embarrassingly young swim instructor for me this week. I need to work on my game.