A Friendly Chat

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #900 on: January 17, 2013, 03:21:48 PM »
I'm going on my date in 5 hours. I'm frightened. :(

Imagine you're going out with a friend and you're not on a date.

It helped me get over the 'it's a date' nerves.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #901 on: January 17, 2013, 03:25:24 PM »
I'm going on my date in 5 hours. I'm frightened. :(

Imagine you're going out with a friend and you're not on a date.

It helped me get over the 'it's a date' nerves.
Pfffft. You're Commander Riker, you don't have any date nerves.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #902 on: January 17, 2013, 03:27:27 PM »
Whenever I meet new people at college and tell them I am a member of the Flat Earth Society they just laugh. Then when I tell them with a straight face "No, I'm serious" they still laugh but it's more nervous. What am I doing wrong :(

Did you show them your medallion? 

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #903 on: January 17, 2013, 03:54:31 PM »
I don't think that went very well.
There wasn't any awkwardness and I'm pretty sure I was awesome, but I didn't get any inkling that she liked me back. At all. At any stage. Even the farewell was a kiss on the cheek. It makes me wonder why she bothered to come out in the first place.

I may be wrong but I may as well have been out with my gran. :(

Oh well. There's still another 3.5 billion of them out there.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #904 on: January 17, 2013, 04:01:41 PM »
I don't think that went very well.
There wasn't any awkwardness and I'm pretty sure I was awesome, but I didn't get any inkling that she liked me back. At all. At any stage. Even the farewell was a kiss on the cheek. It makes me wonder why she bothered to come out in the first place.

I may be wrong but I may as well have been out with my gran. :(

Oh well. There's still another 3.5 billion of them out there.
Well you usually have to go on a date to realize you're not interested in an otherwise attractive person. Not everyone's going to fall in love with your personality.

But hey, congratulations on getting in the game again, alt hund.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #905 on: January 17, 2013, 04:04:46 PM »
Did you tell her that you are a powerful member of the Flat Earth Society?  Did you show her the medallion?

Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #906 on: January 17, 2013, 04:07:30 PM »
I don't think that went very well.
There wasn't any awkwardness and I'm pretty sure I was awesome, but I didn't get any inkling that she liked me back. At all. At any stage. Even the farewell was a kiss on the cheek. It makes me wonder why she bothered to come out in the first place.

I may be wrong but I may as well have been out with my gran. :(

Oh well. There's still another 3.5 billion of them out there.

Well to be honest I wouldn't expect a 'proper' kiss on the first date.

Did she agree to meet up with you again?

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #907 on: January 17, 2013, 06:04:45 PM »
Keep the spaghetti securely in your pocket th*rk
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #908 on: January 17, 2013, 06:40:57 PM »
Whenever I meet new people at college and tell them I am a member of the Flat Earth Society they just laugh. Then when I tell them with a straight face "No, I'm serious" they still laugh but it's more nervous. What am I doing wrong :(

Did you show them your medallion?

Someone stole my medallion and membership card a couple years ago.  :'( I show them my name in the membership registry and my youtube videos but no one takes me seriously.  :(
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #909 on: January 17, 2013, 07:28:30 PM »
Don't you still have your certificate?  I keep mine in a safe place and display a photocopy.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #910 on: January 17, 2013, 11:12:33 PM »
Unfortunately I moved and it's now in a place I don't have access to. But I will continue the quest of expanding flat earth knowledge.
I vote for SecretUser as supreme overlord of TFES.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #911 on: January 17, 2013, 11:54:59 PM »
I show my membership card to everyone I meet and give out flat earth globes to nice people
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #912 on: January 18, 2013, 12:18:41 AM »
Hmm today is the last day that my ex can sign our new custody agreement. If he doesn't then we have to wait til May to go back to mediation. That would suck.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #913 on: January 18, 2013, 08:33:08 AM »
I gotta take one of my dogs to the vet today. He hates going anywhere in the car, this isn't going to be fun. He's the only dog I've ever had that hates riding in a car, little weirdo.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #914 on: January 18, 2013, 09:39:10 AM »
My dog doesn't like car rides either.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #915 on: January 18, 2013, 09:44:50 AM »
I don't think that went very well.
There wasn't any awkwardness and I'm pretty sure I was awesome, but I didn't get any inkling that she liked me back. At all. At any stage. Even the farewell was a kiss on the cheek. It makes me wonder why she bothered to come out in the first place.

I may be wrong but I may as well have been out with my gran. :(

Oh well. There's still another 3.5 billion of them out there.

What had you expected to get on your first date  ???
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #916 on: January 18, 2013, 09:45:44 AM »
What had you expected to get on your first date  ???
A second date.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #917 on: January 18, 2013, 09:48:41 AM »
What had you expected to get on your first date  ???
A second date.

Oh she said no? Sorry bro, better luck next time.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #918 on: January 18, 2013, 09:56:59 AM »
What had you expected to get on your first date  ???
A second date.

Oh she said no? Sorry bro, better luck next time.
Actually it didn't come up. But she just didn't seem very interested. Usually I'd expect a girl to ask me stuff about myself or if she likes me to in some way tell me she likes at least something about me. You know, I like your eyes, you've a great sense of humour, you've a charming smile, I like your accent. Anything really. Lie if you must. But to not give any hint at all. I'm not Paul McKenna.
Anyway I sent a text saying thanks for the really nice evening and stuff and got no reply. Then I saw her today and she just chatted about her car being stuck in the snow and stuff. It doesn't really leave me any place to go. You can't progress if you have absolutely no feedback at all. That's the way to get a slap around the face. So rather than be a pest, I guess that's it. Ball's in her court but I don't think she really felt like hitting it back.
Its understandable really. I don't have a huge amount to offer right now.

Anyway, its dinner time. Gonna make some chips and oven something with them.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #919 on: January 18, 2013, 11:32:53 AM »
Thork, it's time to start stalking the girl. You know, follow her to the locker room, follow her home a couple of times.

Seiously though, where did you go, what did you do?
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #920 on: January 18, 2013, 12:02:00 PM »
Slip some flat earth literature into her purse.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #921 on: January 18, 2013, 04:20:24 PM »
What had you expected to get on your first date  ???
A second date.

Oh she said no? Sorry bro, better luck next time.
Actually it didn't come up. But she just didn't seem very interested. Usually I'd expect a girl to ask me stuff about myself or if she likes me to in some way tell me she likes at least something about me. You know, I like your eyes, you've a great sense of humour, you've a charming smile, I like your accent. Anything really. Lie if you must. But to not give any hint at all. I'm not Paul McKenna.
Anyway I sent a text saying thanks for the really nice evening and stuff and got no reply. Then I saw her today and she just chatted about her car being stuck in the snow and stuff. It doesn't really leave me any place to go. You can't progress if you have absolutely no feedback at all. That's the way to get a slap around the face. So rather than be a pest, I guess that's it. Ball's in her court but I don't think she really felt like hitting it back.
Its understandable really. I don't have a huge amount to offer right now.

Obviously I don't know how you acted around her in person, but it's possible that she's put off by your low self esteem. People typically don't like people who don't like themselves. It's evident in your language. You won't be a "pest" if you just bring up the topic of going out again. Maybe she's shy. Then again, it's also possible that you're just really terrible.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #922 on: January 18, 2013, 04:42:59 PM »
What had you expected to get on your first date  ???
A second date.

Oh she said no? Sorry bro, better luck next time.
Actually it didn't come up. But she just didn't seem very interested. Usually I'd expect a girl to ask me stuff about myself or if she likes me to in some way tell me she likes at least something about me. You know, I like your eyes, you've a great sense of humour, you've a charming smile, I like your accent. Anything really. Lie if you must. But to not give any hint at all. I'm not Paul McKenna.
Anyway I sent a text saying thanks for the really nice evening and stuff and got no reply. Then I saw her today and she just chatted about her car being stuck in the snow and stuff. It doesn't really leave me any place to go. You can't progress if you have absolutely no feedback at all. That's the way to get a slap around the face. So rather than be a pest, I guess that's it. Ball's in her court but I don't think she really felt like hitting it back.
Its understandable really. I don't have a huge amount to offer right now.

Obviously I don't know how you acted around her in person, but it's possible that she's put off by your low self esteem. People typically don't like people who don't like themselves. It's evident in your language. You won't be a "pest" if you just bring up the topic of going out again. Maybe she's shy. Then again, it's also possible that you're just really terrible.
Such dating wisdom from a teenager. Beautiful.
But srsly, the ladies loving you on facebook is silly. Just impregnate them all and be done with it.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #923 on: January 18, 2013, 04:45:44 PM »
PP is a teenager, heheheh.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #924 on: January 18, 2013, 04:47:23 PM »
PP is a teenager, heheheh.
And probably the most successful person on this site in regards to having a life and such.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #925 on: January 18, 2013, 04:47:33 PM »
Sam is a teenager hehehehehe
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #926 on: January 18, 2013, 04:57:09 PM »
Sam is a teenager hehehehehe

Incorrect.  I am a man.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #927 on: January 18, 2013, 10:35:30 PM »
Teenagers hehehe
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #928 on: January 19, 2013, 07:57:42 AM »
Well you usually have to go on a date to realize you're not interested in an otherwise attractive person. Not everyone's going to fall in love with your personality.

This seems backwards to me. Asking arbitrary eye candy out on a date sounds like it would be a waste of time. I wouldn't want to court someone I didn't already know I got along with.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #929 on: January 19, 2013, 08:36:31 AM »
Yes, but you don't have to get along with them too terribly well for a one-nighter. Those are generally always fun.