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Congrats!

So I just finished my undergraduate career. No biggie.

I'd finish your undergraduate career all night long.

woohooooooooo great job! what's next?

Well done!

Thank you! 

woohooooooooo great job! what's next?

I'm going to pick up a ton more hours at my job so I can actually make a decent paycheck and plan for our trip to England. I'll also be trying to send out some emails to some places over there to see if there's a possibility of a job or even internship. I haven't quite decided if I want to go to grad-school, but if I do I want it to be in England.

Thank you! 

Quote from: Beorn on December 12, 2012, 11:15:02 PM

woohooooooooo great job! what's next?

I'm going to pick up a ton more hours at my job so I can actually make a decent paycheck and plan for our trip to England. I'll also be trying to send out some emails to some places over there to see if there's a possibility of a job or even internship. I haven't quite decided if I want to go to grad-school, but if I do I want it to be in England.

Gogo grad school, get your phd, and call yourself Dr. Rooster!

I just had ginormous knobbly poo. Its the type of poo you might only have once or twice a year. It was of good length but it was the shear girth I had trouble with. It feels as though my hole has been rubbed with a scouring brush and soaked in whiskey. Its in tatters.  A cool, refreshing, yet unsettlingly alien wind is now soothing my gaping chasm. My knees are quivering as I type and I feel a combination of exhaustion, relief and pride.

I just had ginormous knobbly poo. Its the type of poo you might only have once or twice a year. It was of good length but it was the shear girth I had trouble with. It feels as though my hole has been rubbed with a scouring brush and soaked in whiskey. Its in tatters.  A cool, refreshing, yet unsettlingly alien wind is now soothing my gaping chasm. My knees are quivering as I type and I feel a combination of exhaustion, relief and pride.

Is this your way of telling us that you just had sex with a man?

I was so pleased with myself that I took a picture with my iPhone. Don't make me prove it, Rooster.

I just had ginormous knobbly poo. Its the type of poo you might only have once or twice a year. It was of good length but it was the shear girth I had trouble with. It feels as though my hole has been rubbed with a scouring brush and soaked in whiskey. Its in tatters.  A cool, refreshing, yet unsettlingly alien wind is now soothing my gaping chasm. My knees are quivering as I type and I feel a combination of exhaustion, relief and pride.

Reported.

I just had ginormous knobbly poo. Its the type of poo you might only have once or twice a year. It was of good length but it was the shear girth I had trouble with. It feels as though my hole has been rubbed with a scouring brush and soaked in whiskey. Its in tatters.  A cool, refreshing, yet unsettlingly alien wind is now soothing my gaping chasm. My knees are quivering as I type and I feel a combination of exhaustion, relief and pride.

This is not Face Book.  We have families here.  Yes, they are immigrant families who can not read, but still, show some respect.

Just had an incredibly awkward slow dance with a girl I've liked for a while. I kind of want to crawl in a hole and die at the moment.

Is slow dance bad?

Just had an incredibly awkward slow dance with a girl I've liked for a while. I kind of want to crawl in a hole and die at the moment.

I bet you didn't tell her that you post here out of fear of rejection!

Quote from: Tausami on December 14, 2012, 07:46:00 PM

Just had an incredibly awkward slow dance with a girl I've liked for a while. I kind of want to crawl in a hole and die at the moment.

I bet you didn't tell her that you post here out of fear of rejection!

Maybe he did and that is why the dance was so awkward.

Maybe he was trying to conceal an erection.

Quote from: Tausami on December 14, 2012, 07:46:00 PM

Just had an incredibly awkward slow dance with a girl I've liked for a while. I kind of want to crawl in a hole and die at the moment.

I bet you didn't tell her that you post here out of fear of rejection!

Nah, I go to a small school. Everyone knows.

It was awkward mainly because I had no idea what I was doing.

It was your first slow dance?

Quote from: Saddam Hussein on December 15, 2012, 06:42:31 AM

Quote from: Tausami on December 14, 2012, 07:46:00 PM

Just had an incredibly awkward slow dance with a girl I've liked for a while. I kind of want to crawl in a hole and die at the moment.

I bet you didn't tell her that you post here out of fear of rejection!

Nah, I go to a small school. Everyone knows.

It was awkward mainly because I had no idea what I was doing.

You're probably just being hard on yourself. You really can't mess up a slow dance, you just sort of rock back in forth in a small circle.

Thork knows

It was your first slow dance?

Yeah. I mean, she seemed pretty happy to be asked, but I wasn't really sure where to put my hands at first and then she spent the entire dance avoiding eye contact with me and then broke it off a bit early. It was just awkward and terrible and I don't know where I stand with her now and ugh.

Meanwhile, in another corner of the internet on a creative writing forum

Yeah, and I was dancing with him and I was so nervous I couldn't even look at him. I felt such a klutz. He seemed to know what to do and was the perfect gent and I felt like a badly fitting suit making him look all cheap and ugly. God I hate my life.

No don't be silly. I'm sure he really likes you. He danced with you after all and he asked you

No, I've totally blown it. I felt so nervous I thought I was going to be sick. I broke off the dance before the end and ran away. The butterflies in my tummy were awful. He probably hates me now. I'm going to cut myself.

Oh, poor you. Did you have your sparkly new shoes on? And did you do your eye-liner the way we said. Upload a piccy

I don't even think he noticed my shoes or my new hair. Oh he smelt so good. Like a roast chicken or something. Really yummy. I just wanted to take a bite out of him. Maybe he could see how much I liked him and seemed desperate. Just as well I have you guys. I'm going to finish chapter 38 of Love In the Smokey Woods and upload for you all to read tomorrow night. The tax collector and the barmaid get it on and he decides to leave his job and buy a beautiful white horse. x x x

This girl is probably just as f*cking inept as you are.

She's probably not as pretty as vongal, what a dream.

This girl is probably just as f*cking inept as you are.

All experience says more so...

Meanwhile, in another corner of the internet on a creative writing forum

Quote from: UnicornTowers/forum/profile/PrincessFrigid on Today at 17:23:43

Yeah, and I was dancing with him and I was so nervous I couldn't even look at him. I felt such a klutz. He seemed to know what to do and was the perfect gent and I felt like a badly fitting suit making him look all cheap and ugly. God I hate my life.

Quote from: UnicornTowers/forum/profile/LadyMacBeth on Today at 17:27:31

No don't be silly. I'm sure he really likes you. He danced with you after all and he asked you

Quote from: UnicornTowers/forum/profile/PrincessFrigid on Today at 17:29:12

No, I've totally blown it. I felt so nervous I thought I was going to be sick. I broke off the dance before the end and ran away. The butterflies in my tummy were awful. He probably hates me now. I'm going to cut myself.

Quote from: UnicornTowers/forum/profile/Xena57 on Today at 17:32:41

Oh, poor you. Did you have your sparkly new shoes on? And did you do your eye-liner the way we said. Upload a piccy

Quote from: UnicornTowers/forum/profile/PrincessFrigid on Today at 17:35:18

I don't even think he noticed my shoes or my new hair. Oh he smelt so good. Like a roast chicken or something. Really yummy. I just wanted to take a bite out of him. Maybe he could see how much I liked him and seemed desperate. Just as well I have you guys. I'm going to finish chapter 38 of Love In the Smokey Woods and upload for you all to read tomorrow night. The tax collector and the barmaid get it on and he decides to leave his job and buy a beautiful white horse. x x x

This girl is probably just as f*cking inept as you are.

... Fair enough. Thanks

She's probably not as pretty as vongal, what a dream.

Of course not. Nobody is as pretty as vongal.

Quote from: Beorn on December 15, 2012, 09:13:23 AM

It was your first slow dance?

Yeah. I mean, she seemed pretty happy to be asked, but I wasn't really sure where to put my hands at first and then she spent the entire dance avoiding eye contact with me and then broke it off a bit early. It was just awkward and terrible and I don't know where I stand with her now and ugh.

How do you slowdance? Isn't her head supposed to be on your shoulder or something?

i hate dancing

My mum called me today to say that a parcel arrived for me from the University of Kent. It seems they had decided to send me a Diploma of some kind. The last time I was studying there was 2007 so this was kinda unexpected but still nice

Professor Gaydafi!

i dont know if i could trust you as a teacher