A Friendly Chat

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #300 on: June 19, 2012, 09:06:48 PM »
Thork is Thork.

I missed my bus to the hospital so now I'll miss my test and have to pay a fine :(
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #301 on: June 22, 2012, 03:40:46 PM »
Hey, someone buy this for me.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #302 on: June 22, 2012, 04:03:12 PM »
Thork, you're talking about reasonble gains for someone on a balanced exercise regimen. Most gym-bunnies think the only exercises in the world are bicep curls and bench presses. Look at the wench you posted. She has ridiculous chicken thighs. They also have  lot of subcutaneous fat from creatine shakes and such, so they look more 'pumped'. Not necessarily roids.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #303 on: June 22, 2012, 04:24:44 PM »
That girl is on anavar at the least. To have thrown on 4 inches around her biceps in just 10 months is not human. A man can't do that. Even one who goes to the gym every day and knows everything there is to know about training. My guess is that beast has done herself a cycle of Winstrol instead. But either way, she's not natural.


If you think that woman got guns like that (she's on the right) from milkshakes you have no idea about anatomy.

Find me a woman with that much muscle from before 1955. Anywhere on the internet. No woman on earth had muscles like that before steroids.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #304 on: June 22, 2012, 06:23:34 PM »
That girl is on anavar at the least. To have thrown on 4 inches around her biceps in just 10 months is not human. A man can't do that. Even one who goes to the gym every day and knows everything there is to know about training. My guess is that beast has done herself a cycle of Winstrol instead. But either way, she's not natural.


If you think that woman got guns like that (she's on the right) from milkshakes you have no idea about anatomy.

Find me a woman with that much muscle from before 1955. Anywhere on the internet. No woman on earth had muscles like that before steroids.
Maybe she's a lesbian.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #305 on: June 22, 2012, 06:32:35 PM »
Stop feeding Thork.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #306 on: June 22, 2012, 10:14:37 PM »
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #307 on: June 22, 2012, 10:40:58 PM »
Hey, someone buy this for me.

https://www.zombiesrungame.com/

Do I get laid in return?
I dunno. I think I should be more expensive than 8 bucks.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #308 on: June 22, 2012, 10:52:47 PM »
Hey, someone buy this for me.

https://www.zombiesrungame.com/

Do I get laid in return?
I dunno. I think I should be more expensive than 8 bucks.

It's the thought that counts.
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #309 on: June 24, 2012, 07:40:53 AM »
I am very sunburnt :(
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #310 on: July 02, 2012, 08:58:06 PM »
Got doored by a taxi driver yesterday. Ouch. A good few scrapes and lumps (my right elbow looks like a bomb crater that's trying to heal itself), but I'm still in one piece. The bike is mostly okay, but the left shifter (the side he clipped me on) is thoroughly broken.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #311 on: July 02, 2012, 09:33:32 PM »
Got doored by a taxi driver yesterday. Ouch. A good few scrapes and lumps (my right elbow looks like a bomb crater that's trying to heal itself), but I'm still in one piece. The bike is mostly okay, but the left shifter (the side he clipped me on) is thoroughly broken.
That sucks. Glad you're okay.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #312 on: July 03, 2012, 01:49:53 AM »
Got doored by a taxi driver yesterday. Ouch. A good few scrapes and lumps (my right elbow looks like a bomb crater that's trying to heal itself), but I'm still in one piece. The bike is mostly okay, but the left shifter (the side he clipped me on) is thoroughly broken.

I hope you left a good dent in his door. >:(
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #313 on: July 03, 2012, 02:24:10 AM »
Sue the negligent sumbitch!
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #314 on: July 03, 2012, 02:36:53 AM »
Got doored by a taxi driver yesterday. Ouch. A good few scrapes and lumps (my right elbow looks like a bomb crater that's trying to heal itself), but I'm still in one piece. The bike is mostly okay, but the left shifter (the side he clipped me on) is thoroughly broken.

I hope you left a good dent in his door. >:(
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #315 on: July 03, 2012, 04:55:19 AM »
CAUTION: Feel free to ignore, whiny emo faggotry ahead (inb4 gay, adam young, homosexual, why don't you go cut yourself, stop bitching, 9/11, first world problems, everything else that would be said, etc.).

Somehow today goes from me in a low mood and trying to get through the day to me in a low mood and spending the whole day trying to help two people find a reason to live—one considering suicide, the other just feeling hopeless about everything. Don't manage to talk the first out of it and she's gone off for the night, and the other is still pretty much the same. I suck at helping people. I know what it's like to be there yet I still can't do a single thing and I feel like a hypocrite trying to give the whole "it gets better" speech. I try to stay away from that as I know what a shitty attempt at consolation it is, but every other route lead to a dead-end. As a result, I feel much, much worse than I already did at the start of today/yesterday/whatever. What started with a little consolation as at least not being a horrible day has now progressed to being a more-than-just-horrible day.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #316 on: July 03, 2012, 05:17:56 AM »
CAUTION: Feel free to ignore, whiny emo faggotry ahead (inb4 gay, adam young, homosexual, why don't you go cut yourself, stop bitching, 9/11, first world problems, everything else that would be said, etc.).

Somehow today goes from me in a low mood and trying to get through the day to me in a low mood and spending the whole day trying to help two people find a reason to live—one considering suicide, the other just feeling hopeless about everything. Don't manage to talk the first out of it and she's gone off for the night, and the other is still pretty much the same. I suck at helping people. I know what it's like to be there yet I still can't do a single thing and I feel like a hypocrite trying to give the whole "it gets better" speech. I try to stay away from that as I know what a shitty attempt at consolation it is, but every other route lead to a dead-end. As a result, I feel much, much worse than I already did at the start of today/yesterday/whatever. What started with a little consolation as at least not being a horrible day has now progressed to being a more-than-just-horrible day.

gay, adam young, homosexual, why don't you go cut yourself, stop bitching, 9/11, first world problems, everything else that would be said, etc.
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #317 on: July 03, 2012, 05:20:50 AM »
*hugs*
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #318 on: July 03, 2012, 05:24:29 AM »
CAUTION: Feel free to ignore, whiny emo faggotry ahead (inb4 gay, adam young, homosexual, why don't you go cut yourself, stop bitching, 9/11, first world problems, everything else that would be said, etc.).

Somehow today goes from me in a low mood and trying to get through the day to me in a low mood and spending the whole day trying to help two people find a reason to live—one considering suicide, the other just feeling hopeless about everything. Don't manage to talk the first out of it and she's gone off for the night, and the other is still pretty much the same. I suck at helping people. I know what it's like to be there yet I still can't do a single thing and I feel like a hypocrite trying to give the whole "it gets better" speech. I try to stay away from that as I know what a shitty attempt at consolation it is, but every other route lead to a dead-end. As a result, I feel much, much worse than I already did at the start of today/yesterday/whatever. What started with a little consolation as at least not being a horrible day has now progressed to being a more-than-just-horrible day.

gay, adam young, homosexual, why don't you go cut yourself, stop bitching, 9/11, first world problems, everything else that would be said, etc.
For some reason I lol'd. First laugh of the day. Thanks.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #319 on: July 03, 2012, 05:55:59 AM »
spending the whole day trying to help two people find a reason to live—one considering suicide, the other just feeling hopeless about everything.
Try some reverse psychology on them.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #320 on: July 03, 2012, 06:27:47 AM »
spending the whole day trying to help two people find a reason to live—one considering suicide, the other just feeling hopeless about everything.
Try some reverse psychology on them.
I actually almost considered it, but I'm scared of all the ways that could go wrong.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #321 on: July 03, 2012, 06:30:45 AM »
That was a joke.

You should not try to help suicidal people. You're dangerous. >:(

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #322 on: July 03, 2012, 06:35:40 AM »
Thork is a killing machine.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #323 on: July 03, 2012, 06:36:47 AM »
Well I don't mean "you should do it" levels of reverse psychology, but I considered going the "well, why aren't you doing it then? Why are you wasting time talking to me?" route as a desperate way to find anything I could use.

But yes I agree I shouldn't be the one doing this. Maybe you should give them a call.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #324 on: July 03, 2012, 08:25:42 AM »
Why is Thork in a thread entitled "A Friendly Chat"? ???

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #325 on: July 03, 2012, 08:28:19 AM »
I was enjoying some light humour. Which Supertails misinterpreted and used to almost kill someone. :(

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #326 on: July 03, 2012, 08:29:28 AM »
About to work, but I'm too tired to move. Yolo!

Oh, and Thork is a dick.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #327 on: July 03, 2012, 08:41:20 AM »
Got a letter from the hospital today, gotta have another test done to waste my time while they don't figure anything out *sigh*
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #328 on: July 03, 2012, 11:37:31 AM »
My work outs are going well.  :-\

@Supertails: it doesn't necessarily get better. There are spikes of suicides for people in their 30s and 50s. Life is tough through and through. What you need to do is throw these people a party. I don't know how many friends they have, but get as many as possible. Feeling connected to people is one of the best suicide preventers.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #329 on: July 03, 2012, 02:16:09 PM »
I haven't started working out yet.  Also if there's a party you should invite me, I'm depressed too.
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