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Hmm, Datsallfolks said recon the other day. It's reckon. Not reconnaissance.

And congratulations.

Hmm, Datsallfolks said recon the other day. It's reckon. Not reconnaissance.

And congratulations.

hi

Thork should quit taking beta blockers and find out what juice the first place guy is on. 

Thork should quit taking beta blockers and find out what juice the first place guy is on.

Thork needs the roids like a stereotypical jock needs homosexuality.

Secretly a lot?

Thork should take gamma blockers so he doesn't come in third again.

Hmm, Datsallfolks said recon the other day. It's reckon. Not reconnaissance.

And congratulations.

I hope you're not suggesting I'm Thork!!

For one thing I hate swimming.

Quote from: rooster on August 19, 2013, 04:15:29 AM

Hmm, Datsallfolks said recon the other day. It's reckon. Not reconnaissance.

And congratulations.

I hope you're not suggesting I'm Thork!!

For one thing I hate swimming.

No, maybe it's just a British thing.

Quote from: DDDDAts all folks on August 19, 2013, 10:44:05 AM

Quote from: rooster on August 19, 2013, 04:15:29 AM

Hmm, Datsallfolks said recon the other day. It's reckon. Not reconnaissance.

And congratulations.

I hope you're not suggesting I'm Thork!!

For one thing I hate swimming.

No, maybe it's just a British thing.

I don't think it's a British thing.

English has never been my strong suit.

So at lunch today I went to get some chicken. A new chicken place had opened directly opposite Nandos. I thought this was a bit dumb being as that part of town was fully catered for regarding chicken, but some genius entrepreneur decided to set up his chicken meal shop opposite. Anyway I digress.

So I looked at Nandos and the queue was massive, and I looked into the window of Frickin' Chicken or whatever it was called and there was no one in there. And I was like "mmm, is no one in Frickin' Chicken because its horrible or is no one here because they are frightened to try something new and just stick to what they know?" Anyway, I decided to risk it.

I went up to the counter and asked for a chicken thing in a bun and pointed at the menu. And the ginger chicken girl replied that they weren't frying food and that they were only doing grilled chicken. 
So I said can I have a grilled version of the thing I just ordered.
And the soulless ginger chicken woman asked "What flavour"
And I replied "Chicken flavour".

My friend then told me not to be a dick to the ginger girl and apologise. So I said "Sorry, can I just have the grilled chicken burger please?" and she said "What flavour?"
And I replied "Erm ... chicken flavour".

At this point my ex-friend exploded "Lemon, mild, hot, very hot or tikka flavour?".

I ate my lime chicken lunch quietly and pondered how a guy in IT would know so much about chicken restaurant menus. 

Also, my chips were cold and soggy. 

I ate my lunch quietly and pondered how a guy in It would know so much about chicken restaurant menus. 

Did you at any point consider reading the menu?

Quote from: Ævan on August 21, 2013, 03:16:50 PM

I ate my lunch quietly and pondered how a guy in It would know so much about chicken restaurant menus. 

Did you at any point consider reading the menu?

The menu was huge and when I looked at it, all I could see was pictures of chicken. And then when the freckled ginger girl said they weren't doing fried food, I couldn't work out which bits of the menu were now of no use. Somehow I left the restaurant feeling like the bad guy. I didn't enjoy my lunch at all. 

Quote from: Parsifal on August 21, 2013, 03:18:56 PM

Quote from: Ævan on August 21, 2013, 03:16:50 PM

I ate my lunch quietly and pondered how a guy in It would know so much about chicken restaurant menus. 

Did you at any point consider reading the menu?

The menu was huge and when I looked at it, all I could see was pictures of chicken. And then when the freckled ginger girl said they weren't doing fried food, I couldn't work out which bits of the menu were now of no use. Somehow I left the restaurant feeling like the bad guy. I didn't enjoy my lunch at all.

I will take that as a "no".

Parkifail

Somehow I left the restaurant feeling like the bad guy.

Assuming you related the story correctly, you were the bad guy.

I can't believe you didn't pick tikka 

Quote from: Ævan on August 21, 2013, 03:16:50 PM

I ate my lunch quietly and pondered how a guy in It would know so much about chicken restaurant menus. 

Did you at any point consider reading the menu?

Why did you change his post so much? You took out a bunch of words and changed "IT" to "It". I don't get it.

Oh I see now, Thork changed his post to add flavor.

ITT: Thork fails at dining out.

At this point my ex-friend exploded "Lemon, mild, hot, very hot or tikka flavour?".

I ate my lime chicken lunch quietly and pondered how a guy in IT would know so much about chicken restaurant menus. 

Why did you choose lime when lemon is the flavor that they offer?

Should have gone with hot.

But srsly, learn to read a menu board or at least say "one minute, please."

Thork the autist.

Thork is the single problem behind most things

Quote from: Ævan on August 21, 2013, 03:16:50 PM

At this point my ex-friend exploded "Lemon, mild, hot, very hot or tikka flavour?".

I ate my lime chicken lunch quietly and pondered how a guy in IT would know so much about chicken restaurant menus. 

Why did you choose lime when lemon is the flavor that they offer?

I said lemon but it came out lime. "I'll have lime, please. I mean lime. No, lime. Ah fuck it, lime will do.  "

Nobody cares, Thork. So I got a job as an IT specialist at a small medical company. When nothing needs to be fixed, I'll be filling the role of pharmaceutical technician. So I'm basically a doctor now and I expect everyone to address me as such.

Nobody cares, Thork. So I got a job as an IT specialist at a small medical company. When nothing needs to be fixed, I'll be filling the role of pharmaceutical technician. So I'm basically a doctor now and I expect everyone to address me as such.

Dr. PeePee

Nobody cares, Thork. So I got a job as an IT specialist at a small medical company. When nothing needs to be fixed, I'll be filling the role of pharmaceutical technician. So I'm basically a doctor now and I expect everyone to address me as such.

I think people care less about your doings than Thork's, just based on the countless amount of Thork threads that exist.

Quote from: Particle Person on August 22, 2013, 11:47:21 AM

Nobody cares, Thork. So I got a job as an IT specialist at a small medical company. When nothing needs to be fixed, I'll be filling the role of pharmaceutical technician. So I'm basically a doctor now and I expect everyone to address me as such.

Dr. PeePee

You clearly have head damage. I'm prescribing you ten quarts of pro-histamines.

Nobody cares, Thork. So I got a job as an IT specialist at a small medical company. When nothing needs to be fixed, I'll be filling the role of pharmaceutical technician. So I'm basically a doctor now and I expect everyone to address me as such.

Can you self-medicate?

So I got a job as an IT specialist at a small medical company.

If you aren't terrible, you can come work for me.  I will pay you more, free healthcare, and other good perks.  Relocation expenses are on you though.

Nobody cares, Thork. So I got a job as an IT specialist at a small medical company. When nothing needs to be fixed, I'll be filling the role of pharmaceutical technician. So I'm basically a doctor now and I expect everyone to address me as such.

So you basically got The Knowledge's job?  Well done.