Flat Earth: Apocalypse

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Flat Earth: Apocalypse
« on: March 19, 2012, 03:52:36 PM »
A new work of speculative fiction from the author of Flat Earth: The Musical

Tom Bishop sat at his desk, waiting for a telephone call. To occupy his mind, he left his desk and began to pace around the office, examining the photographs lining the walls, all showing important landmarks in his career and rise to power.  He found himself walking in a circular manner, since his office was an oval office. It was, in fact, the Oval Office, and it was Tom Bishop’s office, and Tom Bishop was President of the United States of America.

One photograph in particular caught Tom’s eye, and he stopped to look more closely. The photograph showed Tom Bishop standing on a stage, dropping a red billiard ball, the ball caught in mid flight. This was where it all began, when Tom took part in the James Randi million dollar challenge. The purpose of the challenge was to show evidence of a paranormal event.  Tom had appeared on stage and successfully proved that gravity itself was supernatural, meeting all conditions of the challenge. Randi had disputed the result, of course.  The year long legal battle finally came to a conclusion at the US Supreme Court, where Tom accepted the million dollar cheque, and denounced Randi in a devastating manner – “James Randi is a washed out old magician who promotes science and declares that all things are explained by science without any education on the matter. His foundation does a great disservice to society by teaching school children that paranormal events beyond the explanation of science do not exist when, as we have seen from this court case, they clearly do.”

In successfully debunking the scientific myth of gravity, Tom had revealed to the general public the fragility of mainstream scientific belief. They begun to question everything told to them by the government, by the media, by society itself. Tom, with his million dollars and 15 minutes worth of fame, was ideally place to capitalise on the resulting surge of public unrest. When Tom proved that the Apollo moon landings were fake and exposed the conspiracy at the heart of NASA, the surge of public unrest became a tidal wave of civil disobedience, a wave which carried Tom into the White House and made him the most powerful man on Earth.

The telephone eventually rang, rousing Tom from his memories. He swiftly picked up the receiver.

 “Mr President, we have located the rebels. They’ve landed on Ross Island, sir, in the Antarctic.  They’ve set up a camp at the base of Mount Terror.”

Tom answered without hesitation. “I want you to launch an operation as soon as possible. I want the rebels taken or destroyed.”

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Re: Flat Earth: Apocalypse
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2012, 07:53:45 AM »
Nice. Good post. I appreciate it!

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Re: Flat Earth: Apocalypse
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2012, 06:05:27 PM »
Just then Jumbles the beloved monkey and Vice President of the United States of America burst into the room to deliver his catch-phrase: "Here we go again!"
I'm not black nor a thug, I'm more like god who will bring 7 plagues of flat earth upon your ass.

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Re: Flat Earth: Apocalypse
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2012, 06:11:21 PM »
"This is no time for jokes Jumbles.  " Tom said with a gruff.  "We must stop those rebels from learning the secret... at all costs."
Gone.

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Re: Flat Earth: Apocalypse
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2012, 03:35:27 PM »
second part coming soon

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Re: Flat Earth: Apocalypse
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2012, 09:49:36 AM »
President Bishop.  I like it.

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Re: Flat Earth: Apocalypse
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2012, 06:31:40 AM »
Make it come sooner.
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: Flat Earth: Apocalypse
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2012, 07:27:41 PM »
Make it come sooner.

That's what she said.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: Flat Earth: Apocalypse
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2012, 07:31:42 PM »

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Re: Flat Earth: Apocalypse
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2012, 07:32:47 PM »
Nice. Good post. I appreciate it!
I saw a slight haze in the hotel bathroom this morning after I took a shower, have I discovered a new planet?

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Re: Flat Earth: Apocalypse
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2012, 04:28:50 AM »
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: Flat Earth: Apocalypse
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2012, 11:34:33 AM »
second part coming soon

So where is it?
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: Flat Earth: Apocalypse
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2012, 03:06:58 PM »
Tom Bishop’s rise to power and subsequent national reforms had left many powerful men disenfranchised.  An extremist Globularist group known as ClockTower was formed, dedicated to destroying Bishop and reversing the spread of flat earth belief around the world by any means necessary.  After a coup attempt was defeated, ClockTower resorted to increasingly desperate measures in their fight for their cause, including massacres at the new zetetic universities established by Bishop’s new government. The end came when the bulk of ClockTower’s forces were trapped and destroyed in a pitched battle following an assassination attempt on the president Tom Bishop. The survivors had now fled to Antartica, using their remaining resources to establish a base on Ross Island.

The expeditionary force sent by Tom Bishop had arrived in the Ross Sea.  Admiral Wilmore commanded with his flag aboard the carrier USS Shenton.  The substantial fleet also included two cruisers and a number of destroyers and transports, including ships capable of amphibious assault. Despite the overwhelming military forces available to Wilmore, he felt uneasy about this mission. There were still many skilled scientists and experienced military men within ClockTower, and there seemed to be no tactical value in such a remote and indefensible military base. The admiral suspected a trap, and with no satellite surveillance available, Wilmore postponed his assault until an aerial reconnaissance mission could be mounted.

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Re: Flat Earth: Apocalypse
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2012, 03:08:08 PM »
It's a bit short,  but it's necessary to set up the next bit.

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Re: Flat Earth: Apocalypse
« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2012, 04:51:38 PM »
So weird.

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Re: Flat Earth: Apocalypse
« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2012, 11:17:12 AM »
I'm trying to make it different from the other stuff what people have wrote, so I'm stripping out things like dialogue, characterisation and plot.

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Re: Flat Earth: Apocalypse
« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2012, 11:48:02 AM »
Well, I am curious to see where you're going with this.

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Re: Flat Earth: Apocalypse
« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2012, 04:10:33 PM »
 :D
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: Flat Earth: Apocalypse
« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2012, 07:00:13 PM »
Well, I am curious to see where you're going with this.

*ahem*

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Re: Flat Earth: Apocalypse
« Reply #19 on: May 24, 2012, 11:27:54 AM »
You people are Bonkers

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« Reply #20 on: May 24, 2012, 11:50:19 AM »

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Re: Flat Earth: Apocalypse
« Reply #21 on: May 24, 2012, 12:11:53 PM »
I lost interest once Jumbles got written out.
I'm not black nor a thug, I'm more like god who will bring 7 plagues of flat earth upon your ass.