I belive, that we as humans are an experimental computer that went very wrong on a Zeta computer program. There are two kinds of stars, top and bottom stars top stars would be the equivlint of a 1 in computer binary code and can be identified by being on the top, bottom stars on the other hand are much more bottom like and are the same as a zero in binary code.
I belive that the jump prgram is a government conspiarcy to get out of the way of Zeta anti-virus software I have supported this and I have trained 6,523 Cows to jump with the jump program, these cows are the reminace of the acient city of atlantis wich flew here from the pegasus galaxy. If it werent for the cows the Zeta computers would not have blue-screened (or you round-hardrives call the "big bang") at the right time for our planet to get thrown like a frisbees. Off into the linux portion of there hard drive.
I work at area-51, and it is very flat here, recently zeta aliens have come with a peace treaty for bush to pull our troops of of zeatraq, they will supply us with as much oil as needed. There for you round-hardrives can power your hummers, (btw were zeta anti-virus software to slowly kill the earth)
I know this beacuse I am the person that makes all the videos of earth, the gorenment said they would kill me if I told them but the truth must come out. The reason we eat cows is to hide there true identity and prevent them from doing any more than eating grass, its not hormones we inject them with, its is brain washing formulas. And the people who eat the cows get it, and the the poop used as fertilizer gets it on the vegtables, this is all the big conspiracy that you guys all talk about.
I have made this diagram
as I speak govenment officals are coming to my door to kill me, farwell all