Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.
I'm not black nor a thug, I'm more like god who will bring 7 plagues of flat earth upon your ass.
My dogs like to screw everything all the time.
I don't know what you're implying, but you're probably wrong.