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Re: Alcohol
« Reply #1200 on: August 16, 2013, 11:45:51 AM »
And, you are not old enough to buy it.

Incorrect. I think one of the few times I enjoyed a drink was when I had a 40oz malt beverage. I think it was called a King Cobra and is supposedly what bums buy because it's so cheap.

Are you calling me a bum?

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« Reply #1201 on: August 16, 2013, 01:02:36 PM »
WOAH, MUSCLES!

On a side note, I'm not drinking any alcohol because I'm a wanker.
What a wanker.

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« Reply #1202 on: August 16, 2013, 01:15:09 PM »
Feck, arse, drink!

On a side note, I'm not drinking any alcohol because it tastes like shit.

Well said, my fellow enlightened straight-edge friend! *tips fedora*

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« Reply #1203 on: August 16, 2013, 01:19:47 PM »
Anyone who doesn't drink is a total dickhead, end of story

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« Reply #1204 on: August 16, 2013, 01:49:12 PM »
When Eddy Baby is old and grey, he'll be sitting in his leather chair in a dark room with a fire going. He'll gaze into the fire, sipping his fourth drink of the night, longing for the wreckless promiscuity of his youth and wonder to himself how he became an alcoholic. But it will all be right here on the Flat Earth Society or archived on some obscure website. He'll wish he could travel back through the strained sinews of time that had comprised his life and heed the advice he had ignored while he was still in his prime: To stop drinking.

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« Reply #1205 on: August 16, 2013, 01:54:28 PM »
How do you know my life so well, also why are you bullying me in a really odd manner

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« Reply #1206 on: August 16, 2013, 01:58:13 PM »
When Eddy Baby is old and grey, he'll be sitting in his leather chair in a dark room with a fire going. He'll gaze into the fire, sipping his fourth drink of the night, longing for the wreckless promiscuity of his youth and wonder to himself how he became an alcoholic. But it will all be right here on the Flat Earth Society or archived on some obscure website. He'll wish he could travel back through the strained sinews of time that had comprised his life and heed the advice he had ignored while he was still in his prime: To stop drinking.

Or he can continue to rage and die young like James dean which is way more awesome than getting old.

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Re: Alcohol
« Reply #1207 on: August 17, 2013, 12:51:58 AM »
How do you know my life so well, also why are you bullying me in a really odd manner

I'm not trying to bully you.

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Re: Alcohol
« Reply #1208 on: August 17, 2013, 01:05:56 AM »
and die young like James

It is a shame.  I blame it on the conspiracy. 

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Re: Alcohol
« Reply #1209 on: August 17, 2013, 05:08:50 AM »
Anyone who doesn't drink is a total dickhead, end of story
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« Reply #1210 on: August 17, 2013, 10:23:36 AM »
Drink and be merry!!

There's nothing wrong with drinking booze as long as you do it in moderation.

Currently drinking a glass of white wine.

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Re: Alcohol
« Reply #1211 on: August 17, 2013, 11:44:54 AM »
Having some very good red wine now  :)
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« Reply #1212 on: August 17, 2013, 02:34:26 PM »
Finishing my Ballantine's tonight.

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« Reply #1213 on: August 23, 2013, 06:38:39 PM »
And, you are not old enough to buy it.

Incorrect. I think one of the few times I enjoyed a drink was when I had a 40oz malt beverage. I think it was called a King Cobra and is supposedly what bums buy because it's so cheap.

Being a bum myself, I have these pretty often. They actually taste like piss. I don't mean that as a synonym for "poor", they literally taste like the dark urine of a dehydrated man.
« Last Edit: August 23, 2013, 06:40:11 PM by Particle Person »

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« Reply #1214 on: August 24, 2013, 02:07:39 AM »
I prefer tramp drinks normally, but they can often turn me into a right penguin.

A bottle of my favourite 'shenanigan juice':

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Re: Alcohol
« Reply #1215 on: August 24, 2013, 08:00:05 AM »
I shall have some good red wine tonight.
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« Reply #1216 on: August 24, 2013, 08:43:42 AM »
And, you are not old enough to buy it.

Incorrect. I think one of the few times I enjoyed a drink was when I had a 40oz malt beverage. I think it was called a King Cobra and is supposedly what bums buy because it's so cheap.

Being a bum myself, I have these pretty often. They actually taste like piss. I don't mean that as a synonym for "poor", they literally taste like the dark urine of a dehydrated man.

You should only drink from cans you have personally opened, and have held onto the whole time
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« Reply #1217 on: August 25, 2013, 01:26:43 AM »
they literally taste like the dark urine of a dehydrated man.
How come you know that?

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« Reply #1218 on: August 26, 2013, 07:01:30 AM »
I was on beer, wine and quadvods on Saturday night, beer wine and alcopops last night.

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« Reply #1219 on: August 30, 2013, 01:13:05 PM »
Drinking Lauder's blended scotch. I had it one time before, and I don't recall it being this rough. Still fairly ok. Standard cheap young blend. 5-6/10.

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Re: Alcohol
« Reply #1220 on: August 30, 2013, 05:06:48 PM »
Angry Orchard hard cider, apple ginger.
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« Reply #1221 on: September 05, 2013, 10:30:58 AM »
Drinking Bowmore 12yo, Islay single malt. This is my first Islay malt, and it is delicious.
9/10!

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« Reply #1222 on: September 08, 2013, 07:41:26 AM »
Having a glass of Ardbeg 10yo Islay single malt Scotch whisky.
Super delicious. 9/10.

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« Reply #1223 on: September 10, 2013, 11:48:57 PM »
Angry Orchard hard cider, apple ginger.
Yeah buddy!

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Re: Alcohol
« Reply #1224 on: September 18, 2013, 08:30:08 AM »
Listerine Antiseptic
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« Reply #1225 on: September 21, 2013, 09:16:52 PM »
Having some Kraken rum. Very delicious.

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« Reply #1226 on: September 28, 2013, 09:46:52 AM »
The 2010 Bordeauxs are out today here in BC, perhaps I'll buy a bottle so I can drink it in a decade.
I don't know what you're implying, but you're probably wrong.

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Re: Alcohol
« Reply #1227 on: October 03, 2013, 04:05:05 AM »
So PizzaPlanet and I got some cask strength Tasmanian single malt whisky while on the road, and since PizzaPlanet isn't much of a whisky drinker I have a lot of it left over. I am now enjoying a glass of the peated bottle, undiluted at 68.1% alcohol by volume -- that's 136.2 proof, for you Americans. It's like getting punched in the mouth by someone with a fistful of peat, which is just the way I like it.

Edit: We actually visited a distillery and got to pour these bottles straight from the casks ourselves. It was totally awesome.
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Re: Alcohol
« Reply #1228 on: October 03, 2013, 07:22:01 AM »
Off to the pub soon, lots of Long Drink to come.
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Re: Alcohol
« Reply #1229 on: October 03, 2013, 07:39:08 AM »
No, whisky.