Alcohol

Gravity does not exist. 

The Earth is flat and you are fat.

I drank half a bottle of sherry yesterday. It is such a delicious drink.

The Earth is flat and you are fat.

Now you really sound like my wife.  Do you guis know each other?

Quote from: Colonel Gaydafi on June 17, 2012, 08:04:55 AM

The Earth is flat and you are fat.

Now you really sound like my wife.  Do you guis know each other?

I am your wife.

It's fucking horrible. I got a bottle for my birthday and it's still sitting here untouched waiting for a party so I can trick other people into drinking it and thanking me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%A4gerbomb
Make a few of those and that bottle will disappear at any party.

I am your wife.

Then  why will you not make me a sandwich?

I drank Hennessey and beer last night. Hennessey is delicious.

Quote from: Colonel Gaydafi on June 17, 2012, 08:16:35 AM

Quote from: jroa on June 17, 2012, 08:11:18 AM

Quote from: Colonel Gaydafi on June 17, 2012, 08:04:55 AM

The Earth is flat and you are fat.

Now you really sound like my wife.  Do you guis know each other?

I am your wife.

Then  why will you not make me a sandwich?

I did. I left it in the kitchen, go get it.

[I did. I left it in the kitchen, go get it.

My parents were right.  You are a bad wif.

 

Quote from: General Douchebag on June 17, 2012, 06:23:15 AM

It's fucking horrible. I got a bottle for my birthday and it's still sitting here untouched waiting for a party so I can trick other people into drinking it and thanking me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%A4gerbomb
Make a few of those and that bottle will disappear at any party.

I suspect I'm going to have to stock up on Red Bull, yeah. Plus it means ho's will get drunker faster which can only be fun.

Quote from: Benjamin Franklin on June 17, 2012, 08:21:30 AM

Quote from: General Douchebag on June 17, 2012, 06:23:15 AM

It's fucking horrible. I got a bottle for my birthday and it's still sitting here untouched waiting for a party so I can trick other people into drinking it and thanking me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%A4gerbomb
Make a few of those and that bottle will disappear at any party.

I suspect I'm going to have to stock up on Red Bull, yeah. Plus it means ho's will get drunker faster which can only be fun.

But it says on the can to not mix it with alcohol. I stick with the beer version of the yagerbombs, although I typcially just pour the shot into the beer glass rather than dropping the shot glass into it. It makes it easier to drink.

They make special glasses for them, if you can find them. I usually use Monster, and it tastes wonderful.

I got a bottle of Maker's Mark for babby daddy's day C:

Now I can finally use those whisky stones I've had for ever and never used.

I drank Hennessey and beer last night. Hennessey is delicious.

What the fuck is so difficult to spell about Hennessy?

Hennessy is delicious.

I have been drinking delicious dry cider this evening. Nom.

I have discovered ginger beer tastes like ass.

Trying out that makers mark.  It's pretty dry, and a pretty noticeable burn, but it has an interesting flavor.  It doesn't taste like cologne or Listerine, so that's good.

I have discovered ginger beer tastes like ass.

In my experience, yes.

I have discovered ginger beer tastes like ass.

YOU DRANK POISON!

Also, moar Shiner Bock.

I could possibly get used to drinking whisky.  My prior experience was black velvet, which was abysmal.

Quote from: Ichimaru Gin :] on June 17, 2012, 05:31:39 PM

I have discovered ginger beer tastes like ass.

YOU DRANK POISON!

Ichi does not do drugs.

Having a bear after some hard liquor just tastes like water.  Would be so easy to get fucked up right now.

Liquor before beer, never fear.  Beer before liquor, never sicker.

In my experience it doesn't matter which order they come in--too much equals BLEAGHGHAHGHAHGGHGHGHGHAHGHAHGHGH

In my experience, I get fucked up either way.

Had three small glasses of the Maker's Mark and a couple Blue Moons and I think that was pretty lovely combination overall.  Enough for a nice buzz without being stupid drunk.  Good father's day, just wish my computer wasn't being a piece of shit so I can play LA Noire.  Gonna dust it out tomorrow.

I am stupid drunk as well.  Happy pappy's day.