The Moon, we see it on a near daily basis. We are all aware of the hazards the Moon Demons pose to life on earth, but how can we avoid them? It's not like we can run away from the moon. I will compose a short list of basic moon safety tips. The Moon Demons will be defeated in no time at all!
1. Never look directly at the moon without protective blue tinted glasses. This especially goes for telescopes (because they amplify the cold-frequency light's harmful effects).
2. Cover as much of your body as possible when the moon is out. This does not have to apply if the moon is visible during the day (The sun's effects outweigh the moon). Know that aluminum foil is the best protection, but is not necessary for everyone.
3. Properly protect pets during night time hours. Make sure your dog/cat/hamster has a proper place to sleep shielded from the moon. The moon is indiscriminate in what it harms, even plants still get moon burn after years of evolution.
4. As far as current studies are concerned, moon burn can not be avoided by "moon tanning," so please do not attempt this until further studies are conducted.
5. Do not plan any activities on full-moon nights. Stay indoors.
6. Beware of Moon Demon Acolytes. They often come out on nights of a full moon and comment, "The moon is so beautiful tonight, don't you just want to stare at it?"
There you have it, a very basic guide to avoid irreperable harm to you or your loved ones.