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« Reply #60 on: September 29, 2006, 04:40:40 AM »
Who ever said 'honesty is the best policy' obviously didn't have a girlfriend.
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« Reply #61 on: September 29, 2006, 05:10:32 AM »
lol, what a load of crap.

I mean about people who think honesty being the best policy not having girlfriends.

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« Reply #62 on: September 29, 2006, 05:13:37 AM »
Haha.

Well if your girlfriend says "Does my ass look big in this?", you're not exactly going to say "Jesus H Christ, that things almost big enough to have it's own government"
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« Reply #63 on: September 29, 2006, 06:04:42 AM »
I don't date fat girls.

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« Reply #64 on: September 29, 2006, 06:34:11 AM »
You sound like my Human Biology teacher.

"Sometimes, overweight girls don't realise that they are pregnant. This is simply because people don't fuck fat chicks"
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« Reply #65 on: September 29, 2006, 06:35:04 AM »
lol. you have the best teacher ever.

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« Reply #66 on: September 29, 2006, 08:50:35 AM »
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I agree, but do you not think that currently it is swinging the other way. Its used to be that guys, were supposed to be the Knight in shining armour, sweeping women off their feet, but now if you do that, they'll say 'your taking away my independence' so you give them room and your not 'paying enough attention to them'....

Youcant win...


You're still generalizing too much.  My ex girlfriend (and current best friend) was brought up in a household where her father was very strict about manners.  She even had to eat chips/fries (use whichever title is common for your country) with a fork!

So she pretty much by nature expects men that she gets romantically involved with to have some bit of chivalry, which I don't think is too much to ask for.  Even though we broke up something like eight months ago, I still open doors for her and such.  Not really out of habit, even, since we were together for two years; it just seems like the thing to do.

Of course, she was my first serious girlfriend, but I haven't really known any other girls to be too terribly offended by having their door opened for them and such.  There was one, but she was certainly the type of girl that you have been describing.  I couldn't trust her as far as I could throw her, and thank God that relationship didn't go anywhere.

At any rate.

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Its like when they ask you "do i look good in this"

there is NO right response....


Actions speak louder than words--if you help her pick out her outfit, and it turns out that she likes it, you can bypass the whole question entirely.  ;P

Of course, it helps if you have a bit of aesthetic sense.  Otherwise...

In either case, honesty is the best policy.  If she doesn't look good in whatever it is she's showing off, tell her.  It's too easy to lie, but white lies and snow have a lot in common, in that they accumulate (And, well, are white).  Be honest, and if she's a penguin about it, that probably means that she's entirely too arrogant, so just punch her in the vagina and call it off.  Any decent person, regardless of gender, should appreciate your honesty.  If they don't, it's not really worth it, because you can't expect them to be honest either.

It's fairly easy to figure out if a girl will cheat on you or not, just by subtle signs like that.  Which is why you should figure out the whole trust thing before you go getting into their pants.  Sex, I believe, is a very important part of a good relationship--however, either taking it too seriously, or not seriously enough, can cause big problems.  So, regardless of how old you are, you really should put it off as long as possible in a relationship.  If you're inquired about it, again, be honest.  If they don't understand and want to pressure you (and again, I feel this does not matter with age), then the skank probably isn't worth being with anyway.

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I guess i just expect things of people, I ahve never chaeated on anyone, never will, and I do not think it is too much to ask to expect the same of your partner??


Absolutely.  Just tell the next woman you get involved with that if she cheats on you, you have full right to disembowel her with a wooden cooking spoon.  That should avoid any serious problems.

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have to say, though, I've got more friends-that-are-girls than I do guy friends, and I trust the girls a lot more than I do most of the guys I know.

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Well, your lucky, but at no ponit in my life would I ever trust a woman over my mates (with the exception of my mother and sisters).

My mates are the ones I expect to tell me that my GF is cheating on me, instead of me finding out and then asking her and her saying " i didnt want to tell you coz i didnt want to upset you"

I mean FFS, what sort of cop out is that??


None of my friends-that-are-girls would do that, though.  Let's face it, my female friends are b!tches (damn word filter).  They will tell me to my face something like that, Because they know that I deserve and appreciate being told the truth about something like that.  None of my male friends really give much of a shit about me to even bother gathering any information like that in the first place.
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Re: Women.....
« Reply #67 on: August 31, 2007, 11:15:54 AM »
If it makes you feel better, they were probably laughing at you amidst their pelvic thrusting.

Lesson: date fatter chicks.

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« Reply #68 on: August 31, 2007, 10:22:33 PM »
Guess I'll throw my 2 cents in on this discourse. As trite as this may sound, I try to be myself since women do the hunting; our ass is the prey, it's just that women want us to believe the opposite. That said, perhaps you should reflect back upon the women in your life, and examine what commonalities they had. Do you attract this type of woman?

Insofar as insecurity goes, I concur to a certain extent. I briefly dated a woman who told me among other things, " You're supposed to make us ( women) feel better." Suffice it to say, this is an effusion of vanity. Women often end up with assholes because these males tell them what they want to hear, as opposed to what they need to know. Chances are that your ex slept with a guy who was playing her like a piano a la Chopin.

Some women, although not all, don't value men for who they are, but for what they can provide. This is not to suggest that they are all gold diggers---though many are---but that many woman aren't independent and are looking for someone to take care of them. Some chicks are raised to espouse the notion that we exist to do their bidding. The old saying goes: you learn a lot about a girl from her mother.

If I may inquire, was your ex the type of chick who treated you like a piece of clay? If so, then she never respected you period. Sadly, and as I stated before, there are so many women who don't understand that treating us like play dough is the ultimate disrespect you can ever pay a man.
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« Reply #69 on: August 31, 2007, 10:33:26 PM »
Me too. Love them all.
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« Reply #70 on: September 01, 2007, 04:59:07 AM »
I hate girls

And I miss Quixy, I never get to talk to him no more :(
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« Reply #71 on: September 01, 2007, 06:03:21 AM »
And that makes me waltz with joy
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« Reply #72 on: September 02, 2007, 03:01:53 PM »
Did not read.

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« Reply #73 on: September 03, 2007, 07:44:53 PM »
WTF?  This is a year old?
Nice job, Narc.

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« Reply #74 on: September 03, 2007, 08:25:35 PM »
Women are fucking demonic whores.

My ex almost left me for a chick, constantly would start fights about "what i really meant" when i said things. She would accuse me of wanting to break up with her. Left me without telling me why, got back together with me, left me again. Tried to get her new bf to beat the shit out of me for no apparent reason.

And that's just the major events that spring to mind. That bitch was physcho.

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« Reply #75 on: September 03, 2007, 09:14:11 PM »
If it makes you feel better, they were probably laughing at you amidst their pelvic thrusting.

Lesson: date fatter chicks.

Incest is a crime. Your sins will find you out.
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

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« Reply #76 on: September 03, 2007, 09:14:57 PM »
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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« Reply #77 on: September 04, 2007, 12:54:53 AM »
If it makes you feel better, they were probably laughing at you amidst their pelvic thrusting.

Lesson: date fatter chicks.

Incest is a crime. Your sins will find you out.

The only reason he suggests dating fatter chicks is cause he wishes to indulge in belly bucking.
" Hat man mich verstanden? " Friedrich Nietzsche

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« Reply #78 on: September 04, 2007, 01:04:47 AM »
I'm feeling ya Raist. Last chick I dated was bipolar, and she tried to do the belladonna last November. She came back to me in March, but alas, I then found out she was a fucking cokehead. Yep, she was quite the gem allright. Finally came to the conclusion that I couldn't help her anymore, thus I'm now free from that quicksand.

That said, I'm not going to generalize about women on account of a bad experience. As I stated previously, women do the hunting, and perhaps it's time I look hard in the mirror and find out why I attracted that crazy washed up debutante.
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« Reply #79 on: September 04, 2007, 10:22:51 AM »
If it makes you feel better, they were probably laughing at you amidst their pelvic thrusting.

Lesson: date fatter chicks.

Incest is a crime. Your sins will find you out.

The only reason he suggests dating fatter chicks is cause he wishes to indulge in belly bucking.

You have no idea what my post was concerning, nor where it came from. Thus, you missed an inside joke. You may go now. :)
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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« Reply #80 on: September 04, 2007, 05:06:15 PM »
I'll depart on my own terms little boy ;D
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« Reply #81 on: September 04, 2007, 06:06:14 PM »
one of my exes tried to run me down with a car. Luckily i jumped out of the way in time and she only hit me a bit when she turned it into me.  ;D
I'd have fucked the vehicle up good and proper if that were done to me.

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« Reply #82 on: September 04, 2007, 06:33:57 PM »
one of my exes tried to run me down with a car. Luckily i jumped out of the way in time and she only hit me a bit when she turned it into me.  ;D
I'd have fucked the vehicle up good and proper if that were done to me.

Are you saying you're fat?

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« Reply #83 on: September 04, 2007, 07:25:15 PM »
one of my exes tried to run me down with a car. Luckily i jumped out of the way in time and she only hit me a bit when she turned it into me.  ;D
I'd have fucked the vehicle up good and proper if that were done to me.

Are you saying you're fat?

It took me a second to get that, but L M A O BURN

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« Reply #84 on: September 05, 2007, 01:09:11 AM »
good one Raist
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« Reply #85 on: September 05, 2007, 07:16:02 AM »
My exwife is still a bitch. She decided to take me back to court. To balance things out my girlfriend is the sweetest person I've ever met.
Yes, quite.  No one would ever claim to be someone they're not in their profile name.

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« Reply #86 on: September 05, 2007, 07:21:44 AM »
why'd she take you back to court?
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« Reply #87 on: September 05, 2007, 07:27:44 AM »
Because apparently she's been getting money from her dad and so they are looking for any excuse to say that she's not irresponsible with money. I do owe back child support but I've been trying to get it caught up. That's to good enough.
Yes, quite.  No one would ever claim to be someone they're not in their profile name.

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« Reply #88 on: September 05, 2007, 07:29:20 AM »
Ahh right, bah women do suck
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« Reply #89 on: September 05, 2007, 07:38:06 AM »
My exwife is still a bitch. She decided to take me back to court. To balance things out my girlfriend is the sweetest person I've ever met.

Look into the future when you have one more ex-wife and a new girlfriend. Won't you be saying this same thing?

Pay your child support, apologize to your wife for ruining your marriage and to your son for not thinking he's important.