My training and experience as a police officer

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Re: My training and experience as a police officer
« Reply #30 on: December 21, 2011, 05:13:26 PM »
Alright.. well don't go in smelling of weed, and get the red out of your eyes. Hope you don't lose your housing, that would suck.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: My training and experience as a police officer
« Reply #31 on: December 21, 2011, 05:56:19 PM »
Everyone in the room, I believe. But I would take the fall, most likely.

Got my conduct meeting tomorrow wish me luck.
Don't take the fall for them, there is no glory in that. Tell the conduct meeting you are a victim of circumstance, and you cannot rat out the others. Good luck.
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Re: My training and experience as a police officer
« Reply #32 on: December 21, 2011, 06:44:19 PM »
Tell them that if they want to kick you out of campus for smoking pot, they might as well close the campus because everyone smokes in college. Make an impassioned speech about how college is meant to be where people discover their limits, and that trying to avoid that will only lead to stunted man-children entering the workforce or something like that. Walk around like an actor in a Shakespeare play. Use big words naturally. Try to produce a tear or two.

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Re: My training and experience as a police officer
« Reply #33 on: December 21, 2011, 07:28:34 PM »
You better make a passionate speech, otherwise no one will feel bad as they strap you into the electric chair.

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Re: My training and experience as a police officer
« Reply #34 on: December 21, 2011, 08:38:16 PM »
I saw a slight haze in the hotel bathroom this morning after I took a shower, have I discovered a new planet?

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Re: My training and experience as a police officer
« Reply #35 on: December 22, 2011, 07:52:23 AM »
Suspended from housing for next semester. :(
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Re: My training and experience as a police officer
« Reply #36 on: December 22, 2011, 07:58:24 AM »
Suspended from housing for next semester. :(
What a bunch of gimps, sorry to hear that. But if you're interested, I have a few cardboard boxes going cheap.
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Re: My training and experience as a police officer
« Reply #37 on: December 22, 2011, 08:03:29 AM »
Suspended from housing for next semester. :(

Ohohohohoho

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Re: My training and experience as a police officer
« Reply #38 on: December 22, 2011, 08:05:16 AM »
:( I disapprove of your university.

Because making it harder for you to find housing will totally make you a better person.

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Re: My training and experience as a police officer
« Reply #39 on: December 22, 2011, 08:08:13 AM »
It will hopefully teach him that a housing agreement is a binding contract, but I doubt it. These druggies are usually idiots that repeat the same mistakes over and over again.

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Re: My training and experience as a police officer
« Reply #40 on: December 22, 2011, 08:29:35 AM »
Aww, well hopefully you can struggle through one semester.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: My training and experience as a police officer
« Reply #41 on: December 22, 2011, 09:06:04 AM »
I sent this to an RA on another floor, and I demand answers!

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        Hello,

        You may or may not know me, but I am a resident of shea/durgs (I think you laughed at me in the elevator once as I "wreaked of marijuana," guess I'll never learn :D). I had a question regarding the logic of campus policy. Given your experience, you may be able to help me out. I realize I am responsible and agreed to the terms upon moving in, simply curious whether you can share some insight, and I didn't want to talk to my RA given the circumstances.

        Why is the drug free policy, marijuana, specifically, so strictly enforced comparatively to the alcohol policy? There is the danger aspect, for one thing. Having to be taken to the hospital, throwing up violently (and sometimes in random locations), stumbling around the building: somehow more acceptable than possessing (not smoking) of a measly amount of marijuana. Why are the loud drunk kids coming in at 3 am on Thursday nights often ignored?

        Another being the legal aspect. Underage drinking and public intoxication being a criminal offense, whereas possession of marijuana is not.
 
        Whether you agree with the policy or not, does it make any sense? Being suspended for having only a half of a gram of marijuana seems so so silly to me.

Furthermore, in what way does is my occasional, off campus, marijuana use cause any disruption to the school, or to fellow residents?

« Last Edit: December 22, 2011, 09:13:47 AM by Sean »
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Re: My training and experience as a police officer
« Reply #42 on: December 22, 2011, 09:08:04 AM »
I think you should have finished your thought before sending out that letter.
I don't know what you're implying, but you're probably wrong.

Re: My training and experience as a police officer
« Reply #43 on: December 22, 2011, 09:09:55 AM »
Letter needs more "duuude"

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Re: My training and experience as a police officer
« Reply #44 on: December 22, 2011, 09:14:07 AM »
I think you should have finished your thought before sending out that letter.

Thanks. Fixed.
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Re: My training and experience as a police officer
« Reply #45 on: December 22, 2011, 09:39:28 AM »
Dammt!

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Hello sir,

I am sorry to hear about this situation. I do remember lauging at students in the elevator, yet I don't remember specifically who, as this has happened several times. Anyway, as anRA , I am not supposed to comment on campus policies etc. But if you are on campus sometime next semester and would like to talk in person, I would be more than happy to meet up with you and have a conversation. I wish you a safe and productive vacation.

-Jim
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Re: My training and experience as a police officer
« Reply #46 on: December 22, 2011, 10:02:12 AM »
You should petition the dean with a bag of cocks.

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Re: My training and experience as a police officer
« Reply #47 on: December 22, 2011, 12:07:50 PM »
Thought seems to be something really lacking in your lifestyle.

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Re: My training and experience as a police officer
« Reply #48 on: December 22, 2011, 02:47:08 PM »
Thought seems to be something really lacking in your lifestyle.
Sean have you tried NA yet, your drug use seems to have impacted your life significantly.
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Re: My training and experience as a police officer
« Reply #49 on: December 26, 2011, 09:53:55 PM »
Next time eat the weed before you open the door.. It isn't a crime to be slightly high.

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Re: My training and experience as a police officer
« Reply #50 on: December 26, 2011, 10:17:02 PM »
I do remember lauging at students in the elevator, yet I don't remember specifically who, as this has happened several times.

Sounds like a friendly place.
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Re: My training and experience as a police officer
« Reply #51 on: December 27, 2011, 08:08:54 AM »
Next time eat the weed before you open the door.. It isn't a crime to be slightly high.

I hate to get all *chan on you, but:

>eat weed
>be high

Explain.
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Re: My training and experience as a police officer
« Reply #52 on: December 27, 2011, 02:09:35 PM »
Eating raw weed is the least effective way of consuming that I know. However, it will still hit you... just much less than you would get from "conventional" methods. Anyway the point is... eating weed is the best way to hide evidence.

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Re: My training and experience as a police officer
« Reply #53 on: December 27, 2011, 04:30:04 PM »
Eating raw weed is the least effective way of consuming that I know. However, it will still hit you... just much less than you would get from "conventional" methods. Anyway the point is... eating weed is the best way to hide evidence.

You could swallow it in the bag. Or flush it. Or, you know, hide it. Like, under a mattress or taped under the outside of the windowsill (if you're being real careful).
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Re: My training and experience as a police officer
« Reply #54 on: December 27, 2011, 04:31:48 PM »
Or, you know, not fucking give it up when the police asks for it without a warrant.

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Re: My training and experience as a police officer
« Reply #55 on: December 27, 2011, 04:34:26 PM »
Or, you know, not fucking give it up when the police asks for it without a warrant.

I don't think that counts as hiding it, but it's equally effective.
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Re: My training and experience as a police officer
« Reply #56 on: December 27, 2011, 09:45:16 PM »
Better yet, stay weed free.
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Re: My training and experience as a police officer
« Reply #57 on: December 27, 2011, 09:50:14 PM »
How is staying weed free better?

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Re: My training and experience as a police officer
« Reply #58 on: December 28, 2011, 02:43:27 AM »
Or, you know, not fucking give it up when the police asks for it without a warrant.

That's not how warrants work.

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