They should also change their logo so that it's not clearly spherical. That offends me a lot.
You have a very unique username. There are none like it. You are special.
This might surprise you seeing as how you're the kind of person who goes with a stupid, outdated theory about the shape of the earth because you think it makes you cooler than the "sheep" who aren't stupid enough to go against accepted fact for the sake of non-conformity, but some people - myself included - don't actually do things just to be different, unique and "special"! 
Shocking, isn't it?
My point is that, although you doubtless consider your username to be a clever jab at us, it is literally the most generic one could possibly have chosen, with the possible exception of tombishopsucks. I even consider it to be more generic then llortamai
That's a silly assumption on your part.
Is tombishopsucks taken? Because that's a good one.
Probably. And it most likely has an avatar that is like Tom's old one, but they messed with it in MS Paint. And 51 posts.
Hmm. Nope. Looks like there's Tom Bishop's Daddy, Tom Bishop Is Gay, Tom Bishop Is A Failure, tom bishop is stupid, Torn Bishop, and - my personal favorite - Tim Bishop, but no Tom Bishop Sucks. I'm sure someone will get around to it, though.
Or "Tom Rook". Because of the chess piece. That'd be a clever one.