Skyrim

Oh.  OH.  Ok.  Well.  I'll do that some time.

So an archer shot me in the knee with an arrow and I proceeded to one hit slow mo kill him. As I walked away the guard said "I used to be an adventurer, then I took an arrow to the knee." I killed him on the spot.

So an archer shot me in the knee with an arrow and I proceeded to one hit slow mo kill him. As I walked away the guard said "I used to be an adventurer, then I took an arrow to the knee." I killed him on the spot.

Maybe he had soft knees?  Did you ever think about that?

So this guy started talking to me and I randomly slow-mo decapitated him mid-sentence. Then I said, "Sorry to cut you off," and walked away.

So this guy started talking to me and I randomly slow-mo decapitated him mid-sentence. Then I said, "Sorry to cut you off," and walked away.

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Quote from: Raist on December 16, 2011, 10:34:12 PM

So an archer shot me in the knee with an arrow and I proceeded to one hit slow mo kill him. As I walked away the guard said "I used to be an adventurer, then I took an arrow to the knee." I killed him on the spot.

Maybe he had soft knees?  Did you ever think about that?

No, because when he went down I tried to destroy his knees with my two axes and they were still connected.

So, I was going to move my wife into the marakath house but that dudes uncle was being a bitch so I figured I'd do it after a revolution. So to get my wife away from that smith guy, we moved to Whiterun. Now I don't think that revolution is going to happen because i'll be damned if I'm giving this jagged crown away.

Also, I can wear the Jagged crown and one of those mask thingies at the same time and it makes me have no face, and like plus 60 armor.

Is there a max level?

Is there a max level?

Yes, 81. You can only reach it by leveling all skills to 100.

Leveling really slows down at 50, though.

I want to marry a real women who tells me to slay your enemy my love

I'm amused that all the Stormcloak nords spend all this time talking shit about me being a Dunmer, even though I just demonstrated a thu'um right in front of them.  Idiots.  I should throw each and every one of them over a cliff.  Fuck skyrim, I'm siding with the imperials.

They hate on you for not being a Nord and then they ask you to join the rebellion, lulz.

Quote from: Nomad on December 04, 2011, 08:44:00 PM

I'm amused that all the Stormcloak nords spend all this time talking shit about me being a Dunmer, even though I just demonstrated a thu'um right in front of them.  Idiots.  I should throw each and every one of them over a cliff.  Fuck skyrim, I'm siding with the imperials.

They hate on you for not being a Nord and then they ask you to join the rebellion, lulz.

Exactly.  The Empire is full of dickbutts too, though, so it's taken me a while to decide which side to take.  Eventually went with the Empire because most of the people I've talked to are right; Ulfric is pretty self-centered and short sighted.  Severing Skyrim from the empire would be shooting himself in the foot.  Racism can only get you so far.

I thought Bethesda was champion of the open do-it-your-way game.  Bah.  There I was, beach combing on the north shore, digging clams, turning over rocks and generally enjoying the day, when a damned courier arrives from that pushy Delphine wondering where I am.  Way, waaay too much like life.

I thought Bethesda was champion of the open do-it-your-way game.  Bah.  There I was, beach combing on the north shore, digging clams, turning over rocks and generally enjoying the day, when a damned courier arrives from that pushy Delphine wondering where I am.  Way, waaay too much like life.

Ah, but you can kill the courier, loot his body, and even cannibalize him should you choose.

Hmmm.  It just didn't occur to me.  I should reload and do him in.  Really I'd like to kill Delphine but I fear she's invulnerable.

Hmmm.  It just didn't occur to me.  I should reload and do him in.  Really I'd like to kill Delphine but I fear she's invulnerable.

She is. You can get her down to (near) zero health, but she just crouches down for a couple moments and then gets up and attacks you again.

On second thought, the courier was kinda cute so I'll leave him be but I really don't like getting into those long quests that bleed right in to another long quest.  Besides, I have a pheasant I want to roast.

Good Peachy, don't you mind that questy stuff.  You get in the kitchen!

Quote from: Mrs. Peach on December 20, 2011, 05:27:19 PM

Hmmm.  It just didn't occur to me.  I should reload and do him in.  Really I'd like to kill Delphine but I fear she's invulnerable.

She is. You can get her down to (near) zero health, but she just crouches down for a couple moments and then gets up and attacks you again.

And so does every fucking Legate in every Imperial camp. I joined the Stormcloaks because, well, they didn't try to kill me like the Empire did, and now I'm a little worried. Here's hoping Ulfric will mellow and become more SNP than BNP.

Quote from: Tausami on December 20, 2011, 05:32:19 PM

Quote from: Mrs. Peach on December 20, 2011, 05:27:19 PM

Hmmm.  It just didn't occur to me.  I should reload and do him in.  Really I'd like to kill Delphine but I fear she's invulnerable.

She is. You can get her down to (near) zero health, but she just crouches down for a couple moments and then gets up and attacks you again.

And so does every fucking Legate in every Imperial camp. I joined the Stormcloaks because, well, they didn't try to kill me like the Empire did, and now I'm a little worried. Here's hoping Ulfric will mellow and become more SNP than BNP.

Perhaps it's a glitch? When you went to these camps and killed Imperials, were you supposed to?
Sometimes my game won't let me kill random enemies such as draugr and Thalmor. They'll just crouch there for a minute until my game realizes it's being dumb. The only people you shouldn't be able to kill are part of quest lines and usually their death comes later.

Waiting for a mod to remove all npc quest giver death restrictions so I can truly kill everyone in a city and make it a ghost town.

Quote from: General Douchebag on December 21, 2011, 09:19:20 AM

Quote from: Tausami on December 20, 2011, 05:32:19 PM

Quote from: Mrs. Peach on December 20, 2011, 05:27:19 PM

Hmmm.  It just didn't occur to me.  I should reload and do him in.  Really I'd like to kill Delphine but I fear she's invulnerable.

She is. You can get her down to (near) zero health, but she just crouches down for a couple moments and then gets up and attacks you again.

And so does every fucking Legate in every Imperial camp. I joined the Stormcloaks because, well, they didn't try to kill me like the Empire did, and now I'm a little worried. Here's hoping Ulfric will mellow and become more SNP than BNP.

Perhaps it's a glitch? When you went to these camps and killed Imperials, were you supposed to?
Sometimes my game won't let me kill random enemies such as draugr and Thalmor. They'll just crouch there for a minute until my game realizes it's being dumb. The only people you shouldn't be able to kill are part of quest lines and usually their death comes later.

Yes, legates are quest givers. Hence, they can't die.

It's kind of silly because there's no way of obtaining those quests after choosing to go the Stormcloak side so they might as well be unflagged.

Waiting for a mod to remove all npc quest giver death restrictions so I can truly kill everyone in a city and make it a ghost town.

Might not be what you're after but: If you open the console, select any object in the game world and use the command "disable", it will vanish.

Quote from: rooster on December 21, 2011, 09:53:23 AM

Quote from: General Douchebag on December 21, 2011, 09:19:20 AM

Quote from: Tausami on December 20, 2011, 05:32:19 PM

Quote from: Mrs. Peach on December 20, 2011, 05:27:19 PM

Hmmm.  It just didn't occur to me.  I should reload and do him in.  Really I'd like to kill Delphine but I fear she's invulnerable.

She is. You can get her down to (near) zero health, but she just crouches down for a couple moments and then gets up and attacks you again.

And so does every fucking Legate in every Imperial camp. I joined the Stormcloaks because, well, they didn't try to kill me like the Empire did, and now I'm a little worried. Here's hoping Ulfric will mellow and become more SNP than BNP.

Perhaps it's a glitch? When you went to these camps and killed Imperials, were you supposed to?
Sometimes my game won't let me kill random enemies such as draugr and Thalmor. They'll just crouch there for a minute until my game realizes it's being dumb. The only people you shouldn't be able to kill are part of quest lines and usually their death comes later.

Yes, legates are quest givers. Hence, they can't die.

It's kind of silly because there's no way of obtaining those quests after choosing to go the Stormcloak side so they might as well be unflagged.

The war is over, Solitude has fallen, and I'm specifically under orders to kick the shit out of Imperial camps whenever I see them.

Good Peachy, don't you mind that questy stuff.  You get in the kitchen!

   Tis too true.

Dear gentlemen,

war approaches ever closer and it may be soon that I am forced to pick a side: imperial or stormcloak.
Does anyone feel strongly for joining one side over the other?

Dear gentlemen,

war approaches ever closer and it may be soon that I am forced to pick a side: imperial or stormcloak.
Does anyone feel strongly for joining one side over the other?

Imperial. Talos is cool and all, but Ulfric can bugger off.

You should side with the stormcloaks, the imperials are just a puppet government for the elves now and I HATE elves.