Gaussian curvature is dependent only on what unit you use to measure distance.
Our definitions of "curvature" clearly differ.
So you were not speaking of Gaussian curvature.
Well, let's speak Gaussian curvature then.
In your theory, what's the Gaussian curvature of the earth? I'm speaking of earth approximated by a two-dimensional manifold (not as fractal, neglecting mountains etc.), with metrics related to
measured (not seen) distances. (The distances even a blind man could measure, e.g. with a tape measure, by rolling a barrel or measuring the time in a vehicle moving with constant speed.)
If it's zero, then said metrics are euclidean. Given that according to FET, earth has the topology of a disk, there must be a single, euclidean, isometric map. Please provide such a map.
If it's not zero (as we REers claim), then the earth cannot be called "flat", because "flat" means "locally isometric to a plane in the metrics of the embedding space", which implies "locally euclidean", which implies "zero Gaussian curvature".