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Is Osama Bin Laden dead?

Yes he is dead.
2 (10%)
No he is still alive.
9 (45%)
I don't know who that is.
1 (5%)
He never existed.
3 (15%)
I don't know/abstain/other
5 (25%)

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Voting closed: September 24, 2006, 05:35:51 AM

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beast

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« on: September 24, 2006, 05:35:51 AM »
Reports have it that the owner of the worlds best beard is dead?  (check a news website).

Do you think this is the case?  Will it make a difference?
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« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2006, 09:22:39 AM »
You know, I always wondered, simply in the back of my mind, if Osama had several people in his guise.  Either plastic surgery (or other cosmetic surgeries) to make other people look like osama, or he was cloned several times at birth or so.

I'm not really a conspiracy theorist or anything, but that would be a cool one.
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« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2006, 10:21:05 AM »
I doubt he's dead and I doubt it would make a difference if he was.  I even have a few doubts about whether or not he is the head honcho like they say he is.
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« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2006, 10:45:19 AM »
Like Caddy, I doubt he's dead and I doubt it would make a difference. If he did die, I'm sure Al-Qaeda would then publicly announce it then announce their new mighty leader. :lol:
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« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2006, 03:20:33 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2006, 04:29:10 PM »
Quote from: "Mephistopheles"
You know, I always wondered, simply in the back of my mind, if Osama had several people in his guise.  Either plastic surgery (or other cosmetic surgeries) to make other people look like osama, or he was cloned several times at birth or so.

I'm not really a conspiracy theorist or anything, but that would be a cool one.


Osama Baal-Laden ftw!
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« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2006, 06:08:56 PM »
Pshh...Apophis could beat Baal anyday.
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« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2006, 06:35:22 PM »
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Pshh...Apophis could beat Baal anyday.


Fair enuff'.
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« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2006, 07:04:10 PM »
I heard reports saying that if he were dead, Al Queda will not say anything at all and we'll essentially never find out for sure.
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« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2006, 09:47:48 PM »
That's quite likely.  Do we actually know how much command he held?
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« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2006, 09:56:20 PM »
Quote from: "cadmium_blimp"
I doubt he's dead and I doubt it would make a difference if he was.


No.  The FBI will just create and train another extremist group to take care of their dirty work.
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« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2006, 10:57:36 PM »
Quote from: "cadmium_blimp"
That's quite likely.  Do we actually know how much command he held?


No we don't.  I have often thought that he's been a media scapegoat for the attacks.  Although he knew about the attacks there is little evidence he had much real involvement.  I find it incredible to hear people who were involved in the 11/9 attacks (ie. surviving victims etc.) talk about how the US needs to catch him so that they can have justice etc.  It's just amazing how they so easily believe what they're told by the media and not what they're told by the experts.

Obviously having a face to the attacks is much better for the media strories and also makes us feel better than realising that there are thousands of people who could have helped with attacks against us.  I think his status is completely irrelevent.  I've heard people say that capturing or killing him would be an enourmas boost for the coalition morale but I really don't think our morale will have any effect on "winning" the war on terrorism.  I don't think it's a war that can be won with force and if we try to use force we all lose.  I am a person before I belong to any nation or group.  I see innocent people getting killed in Iraq and in the West.  The more innocent people we kill, the more people hate us.  The more innocent people we kill the more people we have to fight against.  Do we really win if we kill everybody?
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« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2006, 01:19:03 AM »
Pretty sure that the man who orchastrated the World Trade Center Attack could beat the shit out of Typhoid.
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« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2006, 02:28:46 AM »
I think what we have to understand is that people like him like appearing tough. So if the US wants to ascribe ridiculous, impossible things to him (like Al-Qaeda being in Saddam run Iraq), he is more than willing to take that in order to further his own cause.
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« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2006, 06:20:56 AM »
Osama is dead?

damn.  i though it'd be boonie next.  :lol:
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« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2006, 10:41:07 AM »
I agree with you beast.  Osama bin Laden - he's not really a bad guy, he's just a PR man.
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« Reply #16 on: September 25, 2006, 09:12:19 PM »
It's a conspiracy, he never existed, just like that Saddam bloke.
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« Reply #17 on: September 25, 2006, 09:13:21 PM »
He's alive. He works for harry potter. Harry potter is god of the universe. He even controls the penguins
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« Reply #18 on: September 25, 2006, 09:14:18 PM »
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He's alive. He works for harry potter. Harry potter is god of the universe. He even controls the penguins


The Penguin Conspiracy Theory, Google it.
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« Reply #19 on: September 25, 2006, 10:18:39 PM »
I'll believe OBL is dead when I can gnaw on his skull with my very own teeth.
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« Reply #20 on: October 18, 2008, 10:16:14 AM »
bump for relevance.
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« Reply #21 on: October 18, 2008, 10:44:09 AM »
Quote from: Vauxhall on October 18, 2008, 10:16:14 AM
bump for relevance.
hey i thought this was actually happening so i checked the news
i then realized that this is 2 yrs old
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« Reply #22 on: October 18, 2008, 12:34:47 PM »
Of course I'm not fucking dead, you twit. I couldn't be posting if I was.
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« Reply #23 on: October 18, 2008, 01:40:08 PM »
Quote from: Osama  bin Laden on October 18, 2008, 12:34:47 PM
Of course I'm not fucking dead, you twit. I couldn't be posting if I was.

He is still alive, just like Saddam.
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« Reply #24 on: October 20, 2008, 07:32:17 AM »
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« Reply #25 on: October 20, 2008, 11:03:28 AM »
You all realize that OBL is a US government agent, correct?  We trained him to fight the Soviets in Afganistan, armed him with outdated US military surplus, and financed his recruitment efforts.  There is no record of his termination as a covert agent that can be produced by any agency.

The laws of physics did not change on 9/11.  Jet feul can NOT burn hot enough to even soften structural steel.  Only three skyscrapers in the history of the world have appeared to collapse from the effects of fire: Tower 1, Tower 2, and Building 7.  No skyscrapers have actually collapsed from the effects of fire.
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« Reply #26 on: October 20, 2008, 02:59:29 PM »
Quote from: Jesus Crotch on October 20, 2008, 11:03:28 AM
You all realize that OBL is a US government agent, correct?  We trained him to fight the Soviets in Afganistan, armed him with outdated US military surplus, and financed his recruitment efforts.  There is no record of his termination as a covert agent that can be produced by any agency.

The laws of physics did not change on 9/11.  Jet feul can NOT burn hot enough to even soften structural steel.  Only three skyscrapers in the history of the world have appeared to collapse from the effects of fire: Tower 1, Tower 2, and Building 7.  No skyscrapers have actually collapsed from the effects of fire.
yay conspiracy theory

but ya bush did it
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« Reply #27 on: October 20, 2008, 03:32:09 PM »
Quote from: Jesus Crotch on October 20, 2008, 11:03:28 AM
You all realize that OBL is a US government agent, correct?  We trained him to fight the Soviets in Afganistan, armed him with outdated US military surplus, and financed his recruitment efforts.  There is no record of his termination as a covert agent that can be produced by any agency.

The laws of physics did not change on 9/11.  Jet feul can NOT burn hot enough to even soften structural steel.  Only three skyscrapers in the history of the world have appeared to collapse from the effects of fire: Tower 1, Tower 2, and Building 7.  No skyscrapers have actually collapsed from the effects of fire.
If jet fuel was burning in the open then no it could not weaken steel. But it was confined in the elevator shafts of the building creating in essence a gigantic oven. this increased the heat very much. henceforth, the towers collapsed.
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« Reply #28 on: October 20, 2008, 03:35:56 PM »
Quote from: Jesus Crotch on October 20, 2008, 11:03:28 AM
You all realize that OBL is a US government agent, correct?  We trained him to fight the Soviets in Afganistan, armed him with outdated US military surplus, and financed his recruitment efforts.  There is no record of his termination as a covert agent that can be produced by any agency.

The laws of physics did not change on 9/11.  Jet feul can NOT burn hot enough to even soften structural steel.  Only three skyscrapers in the history of the world have appeared to collapse from the effects of fire: Tower 1, Tower 2, and Building 7.  No skyscrapers have actually collapsed from the effects of fire.

Nutjob.
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« Reply #29 on: October 20, 2008, 03:47:01 PM »
Quote from: Saddam Hussein on October 20, 2008, 03:35:56 PM
Nutjob.
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