Alright guys, drop it. Stop trying to poke fun just to avoid the topic.
I've heard Dogplatters "Contact with Universal Accelerator" explination before, and for the most part it's a clever explination. Celestial bodies emit light only from the bottom where they come in contact with the U.A., and that is why objects above us appear illuminated. But there is one observation that this theory doesn't account for.
The planets Mercury, Venus, and to a lesser extent, Mars.
Most of the planets in our solar system out very far outside Earth's orbit, and so, for all intents and purposes, they always appear fully illuminated. But Mercury and Venus, the two planets that RE'ers say are inside of Earths orbit, go through full phases, just like the moon. Mars, does this too, but to a lesser extent.
But what bothered me is that these phases always match perfectlly with what is predicted by the heliocentric and RE theory, and the UA idea does not account for this. Isn't it just to big a coincidence that the two planets inside Earths orbit just happen to have this anomoly with their UAs? This is a very large hole in Dogplatters theory, and I think enough to render it incorrect.