Official Happy Birthday Thread

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #330 on: February 26, 2021, 05:35:05 AM »
Is it true that all Pisceans smell of fish?

I've gone once more 'round the sun today.

It's true. I smell a tad bit like salmon.
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #331 on: February 26, 2021, 05:36:40 AM »
Happy Birthday Jamie!

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #332 on: February 26, 2021, 07:41:18 AM »

Happy birthday Kipper!
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #333 on: February 26, 2021, 08:19:35 AM »


Happy spirit journey formation anniversary.
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #334 on: February 26, 2021, 08:31:41 AM »
Happy birthday!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #335 on: February 26, 2021, 08:54:44 AM »
Happy birthday!
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #336 on: February 26, 2021, 11:56:17 AM »


Happy spirit journey formation anniversary.

That's honestly one of my favorite shows.
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #337 on: February 26, 2021, 11:58:54 AM »
HBD! And Salmon stink isn't a bad scent. Revel in it and your birthday celebration.

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #338 on: April 15, 2021, 03:37:05 PM »
My birthday comrades is a couple months away which is when i go on vacation for awhile.
I should return around september.
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #339 on: October 02, 2021, 08:55:34 AM »
*coughs*
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #340 on: October 02, 2021, 11:16:33 AM »
happy birthday!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #341 on: October 02, 2021, 11:39:33 AM »

Happy birthday fellow Libran.
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #342 on: October 02, 2021, 01:26:39 PM »
Happy Birthday!

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #343 on: October 02, 2021, 11:21:25 PM »
I should return around september.

I guess he never said which September....

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #344 on: October 03, 2021, 02:58:34 AM »
Thank you, how sweet that you all remembered
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #345 on: October 04, 2021, 03:01:13 PM »
I should return around september.

I guess he never said which September....
What are you talking about?
He is stalking you rn btw.

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #346 on: October 04, 2021, 08:13:57 PM »
I should return around september.

I guess he never said which September....
What are you talking about?
He is stalking you rn btw.

Oh yeah, you're the "brother" of that Korean wannabe except now you're a Russian slav squatter lol. Obvious alt is obvious :P

Well if it was your actual birthday then happy birthday. But fun fact, you only ever have 1 birthday in your life

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #347 on: October 05, 2021, 09:41:02 AM »
I should return around september.

I guess he never said which September....
What are you talking about?
He is stalking you rn btw.

Oh yeah, you're the "brother" of that Korean wannabe except now you're a Russian slav squatter lol. Obvious alt is obvious :P

Well if it was your actual birthday then happy birthday. But fun fact, you only ever have 1 birthday in your life
My birthday passed.
But thanks for the happy birthday.
Been awhile since i got one of those.

Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #348 on: October 20, 2022, 07:52:44 AM »
And by the way yes, what did you get as a gift? My husband's birthday is coming up, and I'd be interested to know what car enthusiasts want to get as a gift. Of course, he likes a lot of things besides cars, like fishing and the outdoors. Maybe it would be appropriate to give a set from here  just to spend time outdoors or on the veranda of our country house. Suggest what is better to buy, as we are still newlyweds and have not fully learned the needs and hidden desires of each other, thank you

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #349 on: October 20, 2022, 10:21:52 AM »
And by the way yes, what did you get as a gift? My husband's birthday is coming up, and I'd be interested to know what car enthusiasts want to get as a gift. Of course, he likes a lot of things besides cars, like fishing and the outdoors.

My profile pic tells it all.
I'd love a Filthy frank shirt or Fake frank sunglasses.

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #350 on: September 26, 2023, 01:16:49 AM »


Anyhow, so the centuries roll by and it’s my birthday again, and it becomes an exercise in who’s forgotten me this year, or dropped off the world without me noticing, oh, and cakes, and we’ll go for a Tibetan meal and WhatsApp will be annoying for a while. Salute!
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #351 on: September 26, 2023, 06:19:40 AM »
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JURA!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #352 on: September 26, 2023, 08:10:24 AM »
Oh, happy birthday Jura.

EVERYBODY WISH JURA HAPPY BIRTHDAY GODDAMNIT!!!
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #353 on: September 26, 2023, 08:37:32 AM »
Oh, happy birthday Jura.

EVERYBODY WISH JURA HAPPY BIRTHDAY GODDAMNIT!!!


^       THIS!          ^
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #354 on: September 26, 2023, 09:15:36 AM »
Happy Birthday Jura!

Hope your special day is Awesome!  :)

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #355 on: February 02, 2024, 10:31:57 AM »
It was The Glorious Leader's birthday yesterday. All hail your teenage overlord!
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #356 on: February 02, 2024, 11:35:47 AM »
Wow, I can't believe she is already a teenager. HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLORIOUS LEADER!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #357 on: February 02, 2024, 12:19:53 PM »

Happy birthday glorious leader! Does she even know of our existence?
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #358 on: February 02, 2024, 01:40:13 PM »
Is the dream aware of the dreamer?
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #359 on: February 03, 2024, 12:09:22 PM »
Happy Birthday to our Glorious Leader! We do look forward to your new speech at the yearly convention.