Official Happy Birthday Thread

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #270 on: October 03, 2018, 08:18:07 AM »
Don't see the big deal over birthdays, unless you are a minor.  Congratulations, you are now 1 year older than you were last year.
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #271 on: October 03, 2018, 08:18:29 AM »
HaPpY BiRtHdAy

That was excellent use of the lower case space character. It is often overlooked, almost as if it has been forgotten, like the true meaning of "literally." Kids these days, though.

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #272 on: October 03, 2018, 09:17:55 AM »
Hmph. Too little, too late.
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #273 on: October 03, 2018, 09:41:16 AM »
Don't see the big deal over birthdays, unless you are a minor.  Congratulations, you are now 1 year older than you were last year.

I see someone never had a birthday whomp from night till morning, or birthday sex (the only two things good about being one year closer to death)...

That is one explanation why you are so mad.
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #274 on: October 03, 2018, 12:15:24 PM »
Don't see the big deal over birthdays, unless you are a minor.  Congratulations, you are now 1 year older than you were last year.

I see someone never had a birthday whomp from night till morning, or birthday sex (the only two things good about being one year closer to death)...

That is one explanation why you are so mad.

Birthday Sex?  Is that the only time you sex?  Must suck to be you.
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #275 on: February 08, 2019, 12:06:28 AM »
The following are things I've said to my son tonight.

Son. "dad how old are you tomorrow"?

Me "Well son, you'd need all your fingers and toes. All your sisters finger and toes and two penises to count.

Son." are you getting a present? "

Me," adult birthdays are different. We're probably going to a nice restaurant and eat horse. "

Son, 'horse, why do you say such ridiculous things? "

Me," oh I'm the ridiculous one now? You once told me that it's okay to beat up your sister because batman beats his two year sister."
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #276 on: February 08, 2019, 06:36:57 AM »
Happy birthday, Mr Cruton. I hope you enjoy your horse.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #277 on: February 08, 2019, 08:57:49 AM »
happy birthday fam

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #278 on: March 27, 2019, 11:02:34 PM »
999 is better for me than being 99. Because being reverse of 666 sounds better. Hohohoholy 999. ;)


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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #279 on: March 28, 2019, 04:22:04 AM »
I never check this thread. HAPPY UNBIRTHDAY CROUTON!

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #280 on: March 28, 2019, 06:12:41 AM »
Gasp. How did you know?!

A very merry unbirthday to you as well.
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #281 on: March 28, 2019, 06:33:49 AM »
Happy belated birthday, crunchy salad-thing.
There is a preverb in Turkish:  "Do not think everybody have beard is your grandfather".

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #282 on: March 28, 2019, 06:45:03 AM »
42?

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #283 on: March 28, 2019, 06:45:54 AM »
Gasp. How did you know?!

A very merry unbirthday to you as well.

Thank you kindly sir!

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #284 on: September 20, 2019, 01:02:30 PM »
You are older now.
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #285 on: September 20, 2019, 03:01:08 PM »


 ;D
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #286 on: October 02, 2019, 04:41:51 AM »
Ahem
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #287 on: October 02, 2019, 06:03:17 AM »
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way.
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way.
Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain.
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today.
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you.
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.
So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again.
The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older,
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.
Every year is getting shorter never seem to find the time.
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
The time is gone, the song is over,
Thought I'd something more to say.
Home
Home again
I like to be here
When I can
When I come home
Cold and tired
It's good to warm my bones
Beside the fire
Far away
Across the field
Tolling on the iron bell
Calls the faithful to their knees
To hear the softly spoken magic spell

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #288 on: October 02, 2019, 06:06:35 AM »
A few decades ago it was an awesome song.
Now it's an ominous song.


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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #289 on: October 02, 2019, 07:02:36 AM »
Ahem

IS TODAY YOUR BIRTHDAY?

Happy birthday Gayer!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #290 on: October 02, 2019, 07:08:08 AM »
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #291 on: October 02, 2019, 07:10:43 AM »
Yaaaaaaaaa, hApPy bIrThDaY !!!!!

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #292 on: October 02, 2019, 10:47:28 AM »
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAYER!

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #293 on: October 02, 2019, 10:47:53 AM »
Thank you children
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #294 on: October 02, 2019, 11:03:43 AM »
hb to the cg

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #295 on: January 27, 2020, 12:47:11 AM »
happy birthday disputeone.


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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #296 on: February 01, 2020, 02:54:34 AM »
Everyone say happy birthday to the Glorious Leader
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #297 on: February 01, 2020, 03:00:55 AM »
happy birthday to the Glorious Leader

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #298 on: February 01, 2020, 05:16:22 AM »
 ??? About two months remained to my birthday but you can celebrate it from now.


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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #299 on: February 01, 2020, 05:20:08 AM »
??? About two months remained to my birthday but you can celebrate it from now.

happy pre-birthday, wise