Official Happy Birthday Thread

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #120 on: March 17, 2013, 09:15:18 AM »
We must end this spherical earth birthday thread!
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #121 on: April 07, 2013, 12:35:32 PM »
We must end this spherical earth birthday thread!
 >o<
Flat earth theory also has an annual cycle, hence seasons. The sun moves in and out from the North pole. Why am I even telling you this? You have been here long enough and I have corrected you about this before. >o<

those who celebrate "birthdays" out themselves as globalists!
there is nothing special about the made up 365 phony "days".
In 3651/4 days the sun moves from its smallest circles to its largest and back again. It is a complete cycle. Please read Earth Not a Globe to understand how the sun works in FET.



I'd suspect those who don't even understand how the FET model really works, 'out themselves' as poor trolls. We have seasons. Therefore something is going on so 365 days must be relevant.
Bloody well pay attention when I share wisdom with you! >:(
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Saddam Hussein

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #122 on: July 13, 2013, 08:58:40 AM »
Today is my birthday.

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #123 on: July 13, 2013, 09:06:08 AM »
Today is my birthday.
I thought is was April 28?

Anyway, happy birthday.  I hope it is a great one.

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #124 on: July 13, 2013, 09:32:17 AM »
I am the real Saddam Hussein, so yes.

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #125 on: July 13, 2013, 10:14:18 AM »
Happy Saturday!
The earth is round because the space man said so.

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #126 on: July 13, 2013, 10:42:35 AM »
Happy Birthday.

Your first taste of beer will be amazing!  :D

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #127 on: July 13, 2013, 11:00:11 AM »
Happy Birthday.

Your first taste of beer will be amazing!  :D

I'm 22, bro.

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #128 on: July 13, 2013, 11:29:10 AM »
Happy Birthday.

Your first taste of beer will be amazing!  :D

I'm 22, bro.
Ok, well maybe you should try girls this year?  :-\

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #129 on: July 13, 2013, 11:53:25 AM »
Happy Birthday.
I hope you do something fun and/or drop all responsibilities for the day.

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #130 on: July 13, 2013, 12:03:38 PM »
Happy birthday  :-*
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #131 on: July 14, 2013, 01:01:00 AM »
Happy Birthday.

Your first taste of beer will be amazing!  :D

I'm 22, bro.

You are about 6 months older than my son.

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #132 on: July 14, 2013, 02:59:37 PM »
Happy (belated) birthday
"Never think you can turn over any old falsehood without a terrible squirming of the horrid little population that dwells under it." -O.W. Holmes "Truth forever on the scaffold, Wrong forever on the throne.."

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #133 on: July 14, 2013, 07:46:56 PM »
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #134 on: July 19, 2013, 08:34:57 PM »
as Birthdays follow RE theory, I implore you to end this mythical celebration.

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #135 on: July 20, 2013, 07:37:56 AM »
I thought you were younger than that. Happy Birthday
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #136 on: July 20, 2013, 02:40:59 PM »
I thought you were younger than that. Happy Birthday

Everyone on FES is far older than they appear to be.

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #137 on: July 20, 2013, 02:41:33 PM »
I'm 62!
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #138 on: July 20, 2013, 04:07:48 PM »
I'm 11!
I work nights are get the feeling of impennding doom for things most people take for granted.

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #139 on: July 21, 2013, 09:57:48 AM »
Happy Birthday.

Your first taste of beer will be amazing!  :D

I'm 22, bro.
Ok, well maybe you should try girls this year?  :-\
Happy belated birthday. Also this a good suggestion for you.
God is real.                                         
http://www.scribd.com/doc/9665708/Flat-Earth-Bible-02-of-10-The-Flat-Earth

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #140 on: July 21, 2013, 11:57:22 AM »
I'm 57!
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #141 on: July 22, 2013, 03:25:53 PM »
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #142 on: July 22, 2013, 05:18:06 PM »
Happy Birthday.

Your first taste of beer will be amazing!  :D

I'm 22, bro.
Ok, well maybe you should try girls this year?  :-\
Happy belated birthday. Also this a good suggestion for you.

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #143 on: July 23, 2013, 05:53:20 AM »
I turned 24 nearly a month ago and nobody here noticed. Another win for FET!
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #144 on: July 23, 2013, 08:54:45 AM »
I turned 24 nearly a month ago and nobody here noticed. Another win for FET!

24 year olds are children. 

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #145 on: July 23, 2013, 10:00:52 AM »
I turned 24 nearly a month ago and nobody here noticed. Another win for FET!

You have to tell us for us to notice.

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #146 on: July 23, 2013, 10:37:15 AM »
I turned 24 nearly a month ago and nobody here noticed. Another win for FET!
Now we're the same age!
cock-a-doodle-doo

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #147 on: July 23, 2013, 01:51:57 PM »
I turned 24 nearly a month ago and nobody here noticed. Another win for FET!
Now we're the same age!

He finally caught up to you.

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #148 on: July 24, 2013, 07:31:48 PM »
I believe it's Mr. Shenton's birthday today.
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #149 on: July 24, 2013, 07:32:38 PM »
Happy Birthday Samuel Shenton!
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?