A Friendly Chat

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3540 on: September 30, 2020, 01:07:49 PM »
Good eye.

We may have to entertain the possibility that Jura has been murdered by a ghost and replaced by a clone.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3541 on: September 30, 2020, 01:47:00 PM »

Could be, that was my bedroom. how would I know?
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3542 on: September 30, 2020, 02:11:07 PM »

Could be, that was my bedroom. how would I know?

If you have absolutely no memory of being bodysnatched and having your heart suddenly full of murderous rage, that's the first sign.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3543 on: September 30, 2020, 02:31:47 PM »

Check........But it was my birthday and I'd drunk whisky (i got 5 bottles), which would explain the first, and not getting the Malibu Barbie, maybe the second?
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3544 on: November 10, 2020, 06:54:17 PM »
One of the outer bands of hurricane Eta just whooshed by. Eta is the weirdest hurricane of the weirdest hurricane season ever.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3545 on: December 08, 2020, 10:44:08 PM »
Hi all,
I am Nick a 48yr old male from N. Wales in the U.K.
I am currently unemployed after previously serving 13yrs in the British Army as a professional driver with the Royal Corps of Transport and most recently I worked for Air Bp refuelling aircraft in Belfast, Bristol and London airports for 9yrs as an Operator and as a Training Champion.
I was introduced to the flat earth/infinite plain theory by a friend about 2yrs ago and I instantly became hooked and a believer.
I don't know why but something just screamed out to me, that we are being lied to about this issue and no doubt many other strange cover ups.
I find this all very fascinating also slightly disturbing. Lol
Thanks for letting me join, oh and
POWER to the PENGUINS  >:D

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3546 on: December 09, 2020, 12:33:52 AM »

We need a training champion here, welcome.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3547 on: February 08, 2021, 08:50:21 PM »
The Glorious Leader is getting her tonsils out today, wish us luck.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3548 on: February 09, 2021, 12:37:54 AM »
Good luck to the glorious leader!

The old idea of ice cream to eat after the op is a no no these days. Lots of scratchy foods, like breaded fish fingers are now the way to go. (Been there with one of my own).  :)
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3549 on: February 09, 2021, 02:05:49 AM »

Better than that, administer a double whisky, less whingeing about the pain when they’re asleep, see I too had children.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3550 on: February 09, 2021, 05:56:27 AM »
Had children? Am I to assume that Social Services got wind of your administrations?  :P
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3551 on: February 09, 2021, 06:03:15 AM »
Good luck to the glorious leader!

The old idea of ice cream to eat after the op is a no no these days. Lots of scratchy foods, like breaded fish fingers are now the way to go. (Been there with one of my own).  :)

Ice cream and soft foods is still the advice here. I've been told not to give any hard or scratchy foods for at least a week, until the scabs come off.

They didn't say anything about whisky though..
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3552 on: February 09, 2021, 07:34:47 AM »
Good luck, Glorious Leader!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3553 on: February 09, 2021, 07:54:33 AM »
It's all done and finally going home and disappointed we didn't get to keep them in a jar
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3554 on: February 09, 2021, 08:12:26 AM »
Here's to a strep throat free future for The Glorious Leader!

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3555 on: February 09, 2021, 11:27:58 PM »
Hooray! And also hopefully better sleep.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3556 on: April 07, 2021, 12:45:20 AM »
Our very old main water pipe has broken, probably because of the weird winter when it switched from cold to warm to cold too quickly and now our road and driveway have to be dug up and they have to dig under our house to put a new pipe in. So this is just wonderful. They said they would start next week but I woke up and looked out the window and saw the digger.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3557 on: April 07, 2021, 12:12:09 PM »
An early start then... Huzzah! ;D Sounds like a pain, but hopefully that also means they get done with the job early.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3558 on: April 07, 2021, 12:47:09 PM »
I had a slab leak once. We rerouted through the attic to avoid having to tear up the kitchen and brand new tilework.
Hopefully they get you back up and running quickly!
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3559 on: April 07, 2021, 12:55:57 PM »
They dug a massive hole, you could bury many bodies in there, then a little hole up through the basement floor because modern pipes are tiny and flexible. Have to wait for the plumber to finish the job connecting up inside though.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3560 on: April 07, 2021, 01:04:38 PM »
Well, hopefully you aren't left with too many bodies at the end to be sufficiently buried! Hope all else is well with you and yours!
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3561 on: April 07, 2021, 01:45:11 PM »
Yeah all else is good. Hope everything is well with you and all, keeping healthy and suchlike.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3562 on: April 07, 2021, 02:02:24 PM »
I grow older and wider and more grey, but otherwise well! Every day I wake up on this side of the dirt is a pretty good day.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3563 on: April 07, 2021, 03:34:07 PM »
I wonder if UPS ships bodies internationally.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3564 on: April 07, 2021, 11:41:23 PM »
Probably does
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3565 on: April 08, 2021, 08:54:32 AM »
I think you just have to tell them you are shipping organic tissue samples

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3566 on: April 08, 2021, 09:08:28 AM »
I wonder if UPS ships bodies internationally.

The better question is if they know the are shipping bodies internationally.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3567 on: April 08, 2021, 09:50:18 AM »
Protip;

It doesn't really count as a body if it's in more than one piece.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3568 on: April 08, 2021, 10:30:01 AM »
Come to the FES for earth shaped debates, stay for body shipping tips.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3569 on: May 04, 2021, 01:45:53 AM »

When you wake from a dream thinking,

Will the tentacle whips growing from the palms of my hands prevent me from holding a knife and fork, or will I be eating different food from now on?

Breakfast is that little bit different.

I can still feel as they began to grow, knowing that they would be formidable weapons, but fearing I would lose my humanity.
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