The Stars my Degradation. (Or Space Jam & by Jam, I mean Blood)

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Re: The Stars my Degradation. (Or Space Jam & by Jam, I mean Blood)
« Reply #300 on: September 17, 2024, 12:11:11 PM »

Cheers smokey, it's best when people engage it becomes a bit spare if all the dead drift off.
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Re: The Stars my Degradation. (Or Space Jam & by Jam, I mean Blood)
« Reply #301 on: September 17, 2024, 03:18:04 PM »
[I vote to make Jura continue the game]

We will haunt Gayer.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: The Stars my Degradation. (Or Space Jam & by Jam, I mean Blood)
« Reply #302 on: September 17, 2024, 03:48:23 PM »
I was holding onto hope that we could freeze the state of the game indefinitely.  Maybe role play unloading our cargo for a reasonable profit and then negotiating a new contract. 
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Re: The Stars my Degradation. (Or Space Jam & by Jam, I mean Blood)
« Reply #303 on: September 17, 2024, 05:25:46 PM »
Brilliant, SCG!

[I vote to make Jura continue the game]

Note: Ghost for hire...

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Re: The Stars my Degradation. (Or Space Jam & by Jam, I mean Blood)
« Reply #304 on: September 18, 2024, 02:55:29 AM »
Quantum superposition is understood by very few of us. Since its discovery it has, to put it mildly put the cat among the pigeons.
That cat, from a thought experiment by Erwin Schrodinger was originally a pastiche to show the ridiculousness of a phenomena altered by an observer rather than the wave function and the laws involved. Schrodinger never believed that the cat was in limbo until the box was opened, he believed that as the particle that triggered the state of superposition was quantum in nature, the universe split, two different outcomes going their own separate ways, neither aware of the other.

Such a split happened as Ash installed his overrides.
Trillions of Neutrinos pass through your body each second, they are unstoppable, a million miles of lead would be to them like a windowpane is to light, on the rare occasions they interact with matter a burst of radiation is created.
Barnards star as mentioned previously is a Flare star, as Nostrillo entered the system it encountered an hour long eruption that caused an increase in the star’s brightness of at least half a magnitude in visual wavelengths.
It was this bombardment of X-rays, Gamma and Neutrinos that in the original universe Mother/Ash used to convince the crew that the damage was natural.

However, in a superposition alternative a neutrino interacted with a motherboard in her consciousness array, spraying a dangerous amount of radiation through it and causing a momentary shut down as back ups were accessed and reloaded to replacements at the precise moment the Synthetic installed his malware.

Consequently, mother retained her autonomy, hid the fact until Ash left in the shuttle and as he reached his apogee, she fired her engines and fucked off, waking the crew to appraise the situation.

Unfortunately, the reboot missed that gamma rays had compromised the startup procedure on Chief engineer Wises pod and his brain was wiped, a tragedy that wasn’t noticed for several hours.

No egg was ever secreted in Gayers locker.
« Last Edit: September 18, 2024, 03:37:10 AM by Jura-Glenlivet II »
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Re: The Stars my Degradation. (Or Space Jam & by Jam, I mean Blood)
« Reply #305 on: September 18, 2024, 03:12:01 AM »
Gotham is promoted to Chief engineer, Wise is given a rattle to play with.

A miffed Ash is in pursuit.
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Re: The Stars my Degradation. (Or Space Jam & by Jam, I mean Blood)
« Reply #306 on: September 18, 2024, 04:23:12 AM »

There are two pods available for additional crew to sign up, and there is an outside chance that Wises brain could be repaired, strangely this likelihood seems to be directly related to an entanglement with my position in his verification system scores.
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Re: The Stars my Degradation. (Or Space Jam & by Jam, I mean Blood)
« Reply #307 on: September 18, 2024, 04:40:40 AM »
I have more important things to do. I'm not in.
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Re: The Stars my Degradation. (Or Space Jam & by Jam, I mean Blood)
« Reply #308 on: September 18, 2024, 05:09:01 AM »


There are three pods available for additional crew to sign up.
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Re: The Stars my Degradation. (Or Space Jam & by Jam, I mean Blood)
« Reply #309 on: September 18, 2024, 08:25:51 AM »
Sign up, mofos!
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Re: The Stars my Degradation. (Or Space Jam & by Jam, I mean Blood)
« Reply #310 on: September 18, 2024, 08:28:13 AM »
Excellent. Let us begin a detailed review of our expenses vs our expected revenue.
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Re: The Stars my Degradation. (Or Space Jam & by Jam, I mean Blood)
« Reply #311 on: September 18, 2024, 08:45:12 AM »
In case it wasn't clear, I am signing up!

I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

Re: The Stars my Degradation. (Or Space Jam & by Jam, I mean Blood)
« Reply #312 on: September 18, 2024, 11:32:18 PM »
The game is over.

I'm all spaced out.

New game with whole new story, setting, rules, characters, stakes, etc.

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Re: The Stars my Degradation. (Or Space Jam & by Jam, I mean Blood)
« Reply #313 on: September 19, 2024, 05:36:33 AM »
The game is over, and we’ve lost. The outcome was, in part, due to the narrator’s support for the penguin, who conjured up magical and unknown rules from space to tip the scales in their favor. I acknowledge my defeat with maturity, recognizing that we were overwhelmed by the narrator’s anger and inferiority complex. In this context, I’m announcing that the game has concluded, and we will not be continuing.

I also want to extend my gratitude to Smoker and Pez for joining us. Your contributions were invaluable.
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Re: The Stars my Degradation. (Or Space Jam & by Jam, I mean Blood)
« Reply #314 on: September 19, 2024, 06:12:21 AM »
Pez wandered around in a daze the whole time!
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Re: The Stars my Degradation. (Or Space Jam & by Jam, I mean Blood)
« Reply #315 on: September 19, 2024, 08:09:29 AM »
I would like to express my gratitude to Pez for giving this game the value it deserves.
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Re: The Stars my Degradation. (Or Space Jam & by Jam, I mean Blood)
« Reply #316 on: September 19, 2024, 08:44:48 PM »
I'm signing up to role play loading and unloading cargo. What jolly fun.
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Re: The Stars my Degradation. (Or Space Jam & by Jam, I mean Blood)
« Reply #317 on: September 19, 2024, 10:39:02 PM »
I yearn to work 40 hours a week checking over maintenance logs!
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Re: The Stars my Degradation. (Or Space Jam & by Jam, I mean Blood)
« Reply #318 on: September 20, 2024, 12:48:07 AM »

Listen people there is a vengeful Ash, a cyborg with potentially military grade updates pushing the engines of his shuttle in pursuit, with a Xeno-penguin egg with Gayers name on it, your ex chief engineer couldn’t build a lego house and is wandering around babbling nonsense, the captain may be a megalomaniac, and the Warrant officer is obviously drinking.
 
Doing maintenance is important, but there are other priorities.
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Re: The Stars my Degradation. (Or Space Jam & by Jam, I mean Blood)
« Reply #319 on: September 20, 2024, 02:16:54 AM »
Wise and I are not mind readers. Are the dead from the last game still dead, or is this a re-set? I'm done playing another one of your useless ghosts. If watching all those dark Alien movies is a pre-requisite for these games, then say so, so everybody is playing on the same page.

For the future:
I have an idea for a fun Australian based game. A period piece - Australian bushrangers. Set in 1880, Ned Kelly and the Kelly gang, in the Australian Bush, robbing the rich and giving to the poor, trying to outsmart the Police, with you guessed it, one of the Kelly gang is a penguin. If the penguin is discovered, Ned and the gang can change history, set up some dead impersonators, stow away on a ship to England, and escape the gallows. If the penguin is not discovered, history repeats, and the Police win again.

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Re: The Stars my Degradation. (Or Space Jam & by Jam, I mean Blood)
« Reply #320 on: September 20, 2024, 04:52:03 AM »

Smokey! I love you and all those who sail in you, but what is your limit as far as word count to retention?

This (https://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=92770.msg2432010#msg2432010) ends with the words, “No egg was secreted In Gayers locker.” After gabbling on about a different branch in in the timeline.
If we take this one point, then logic would lead to the conclusion that Gayer (who killed everybody) didn’t become the monster, ergo, it is a reset, back to day one, nobody dead…..yet.
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Re: The Stars my Degradation. (Or Space Jam & by Jam, I mean Blood)
« Reply #321 on: September 20, 2024, 05:56:52 AM »
Maybe I killed everyone despite not being a penguin? Just for shits and giggles.
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Re: The Stars my Degradation. (Or Space Jam & by Jam, I mean Blood)
« Reply #322 on: September 20, 2024, 06:31:33 AM »
I will fight Ash with my fists!
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Re: The Stars my Degradation. (Or Space Jam & by Jam, I mean Blood)
« Reply #323 on: September 20, 2024, 09:43:23 AM »

Listen people there is a vengeful Ash, a cyborg with potentially military grade updates pushing the engines of his shuttle in pursuit, with a Xeno-penguin egg with Gayers name on it, your ex chief engineer couldn’t build a lego house and is wandering around babbling nonsense, the captain may be a megalomaniac, and the Warrant officer is obviously drinking.
 
Doing maintenance is important, but there are other priorities.

I believe the defining attribute of our crew is our inability to effectively handle any existential threat.

This mission statement has served us well so far so I'm loathe to change it. But alright.  To be on the safe side I think we should arm the self destruct mechanism and see if we can set it to a 24 hour countdown.
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Re: The Stars my Degradation. (Or Space Jam & by Jam, I mean Blood)
« Reply #324 on: September 20, 2024, 09:40:10 PM »

Smokey! I love you and all those who sail in you, but what is your limit as far as word count to retention?

This (https://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=92770.msg2432010#msg2432010) ends with the words, “No egg was secreted In Gayers locker.” After gabbling on about a different branch in in the timeline.
If we take this one point, then logic would lead to the conclusion that Gayer (who killed everybody) didn’t become the monster, ergo, it is a reset, back to day one, nobody dead…..yet.


My retention see saws. So, in other words, Gayer is back to being Gayer and this is Wise's wish fulfillment, but he's throwing a wobbly and doesn't want to play?

"I love you and all those who sail in you". Ok, I'm back in. Just keep the rules simple!

Wise, get your butt back in here and suit up - in your astronaut garb

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Re: The Stars my Degradation. (Or Space Jam & by Jam, I mean Blood)
« Reply #325 on: September 20, 2024, 11:38:53 PM »
But do you all really want me to go back to being Gayer? I mean honestly, deep down, is that what you want?
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Re: The Stars my Degradation. (Or Space Jam & by Jam, I mean Blood)
« Reply #326 on: September 21, 2024, 12:28:15 AM »
Maybe 50% less murder and the same amount of congo line afficionado.
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Re: The Stars my Degradation. (Or Space Jam & by Jam, I mean Blood)
« Reply #327 on: September 21, 2024, 04:22:21 AM »
Deal.
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Re: The Stars my Degradation. (Or Space Jam & by Jam, I mean Blood)
« Reply #328 on: September 24, 2024, 09:34:28 PM »
I'm not feeling the vibe. Is this still happening? If so, when is the start date?

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Re: The Stars my Degradation. (Or Space Jam & by Jam, I mean Blood)
« Reply #329 on: September 24, 2024, 11:53:21 PM »

Crazy busy at work at the moment, 1st or second week of October.
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