Introduce your team

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Crustinator

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Re: Introduce your team
« Reply #30 on: August 20, 2011, 03:56:23 PM »
Jew-Bear has been returned. The Conspiracy will never win.

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Thork

Re: Introduce your team
« Reply #31 on: August 20, 2011, 04:51:19 PM »
--- Lazarus ---
Manufacturer: Alienware
Model: Sentia m3450
CPU: Intel® Core(TM)2 Duo  T7200 @2.00 Ghz
RAM: 1GB PC2-5400 DDR2 Memory
Graphics: Intel GMA 945 Integrated Graphics with 128MB Shared Memory
Hard drive: 74.5 GB 5400rpm SATA Hard Drive
Media: 8x DVD+/-RW Dual Layer Burner
Monitor: 14.1" WXGA (1280x800) Wide Screen LCD
Operating system: Windows VistaTM Home Premium (6.0, Build 6002)


I decided to name my laptop. I have never even thought about naming a PC before this thread. It is now called Lazarus because it has died on me so many times, but I always seem to be able to bring it back from the dead. Its had every virus and bit of spyware the internet has to offer (I like pron; don't judge me >:(), the hard drive is riddled with bad sectors, the DVD player refuses most disks and I think the on-board graphics card is on its way out. My windows installation is corrupt, it keeps crashing my router and it gets hot enough to burn me.

Somehow though, it still runs like a greased weasel and despite the annoyances it does everything I want, but we may have to go our separate ways soon. :'(
My money is on the hard drive to fail first.

« Last Edit: August 20, 2011, 05:05:26 PM by Thork »

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Parsifal

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Re: Introduce your team
« Reply #32 on: August 20, 2011, 05:14:56 PM »
My windows installation is corrupt

Well, what do you expect when you install Windows?
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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General Disarray

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Re: Introduce your team
« Reply #33 on: August 20, 2011, 11:47:13 PM »
How's the H60 by the way, GD?

I'm not too impressed with it, TBH. But to be fair, I'm pretty sure the one I got was used and returned so there may be something wrong with it. I'm getting about 33C idle, up to 72 or so in Prime95 after about an hour.
You don't want to make an enemy of me. I'm very powerful.

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Ocius

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Re: Introduce your team
« Reply #34 on: August 21, 2011, 02:17:18 AM »
You mean pokemon:

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Tentacool_(Pokémon)

Thanks, Captain Obvious.
Well I thought some may be confused in thinking you named it after something cool.

>implying Pokemon isn't cool

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Hessy

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Re: Introduce your team
« Reply #35 on: August 21, 2011, 11:06:41 AM »
Sounds like it sucks.  Should've gone for the H100.

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General Disarray

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Re: Introduce your team
« Reply #36 on: August 21, 2011, 12:18:46 PM »
H100 has a radiator that's twice the size as the H60, only for full tower cases. H80 is their current equivalent, but it's kinda expensive.
You don't want to make an enemy of me. I'm very powerful.

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Raist

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Re: Introduce your team
« Reply #37 on: August 25, 2011, 09:48:44 AM »
I am the only non-virgin to have posted in this thread. Prove me wrong.

I have one computer and it has no name, it does however get me porn, movies, and music for free and quickly. I love my computer.

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Crustinator

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Re: Introduce your team
« Reply #38 on: August 25, 2011, 04:19:13 PM »
Jew-Bear now has a WD 1TB Caviar Black

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Parsifal

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Re: Introduce your team
« Reply #39 on: November 19, 2011, 06:56:32 PM »
We've had a couple of new additions to the fort in recent months, and said a sad goodbye to dooku. He will be missed, but his death was a necessary loss.

Recent additions:

--- leia ---
I got this one a while ago, but held off on posting it here until I got an OS on it that I could respect.
Model: Samsung Galaxy S II
CPU: Dual-Core Samsung Exynos 4210, 1.2 GHz
RAM: 1 GiB
Storage: 2 GB Flash memory, 16 GB NAND memory
Operating system: CyanogenMod 7.1

--- sabe ---
A second VPS to serve as a backup server for palpatine, but has not yet been commissioned as such.
Location: Fremont, California, USA
Model: Linode 512 (Xen VPS)
CPU: Quad Intel Xeon, 2.27 GHz
RAM: 512 MiB
Hard drive: 20 GB Xen virtual disk
Operating system: Debian GNU/Linux 6.0 "squeeze"
« Last Edit: November 19, 2011, 07:02:44 PM by Parsifal »
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Blanko

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Re: Introduce your team
« Reply #40 on: November 19, 2011, 07:11:53 PM »
You mean pokemon:

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Tentacool_(Pokémon)

Thanks, Captain Obvious.
Well I thought some may be confused in thinking you named it after something cool.

No one would think that after seeing what he named his other computers.

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Raist

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Re: Introduce your team
« Reply #41 on: November 29, 2011, 12:17:08 PM »
We've had a couple of new additions to the fort in recent months, and said a sad goodbye to dooku. He will be missed, but his death was a necessary loss.

Recent additions:

--- leia ---
I got this one a while ago, but held off on posting it here until I got an OS on it that I could respect.
Model: Samsung Galaxy S II
CPU: Dual-Core Samsung Exynos 4210, 1.2 GHz
RAM: 1 GiB
Storage: 2 GB Flash memory, 16 GB NAND memory
Operating system: CyanogenMod 7.1

--- sabe ---
A second VPS to serve as a backup server for palpatine, but has not yet been commissioned as such.
Location: Fremont, California, USA
Model: Linode 512 (Xen VPS)
CPU: Quad Intel Xeon, 2.27 GHz
RAM: 512 MiB
Hard drive: 20 GB Xen virtual disk
Operating system: Debian GNU/Linux 6.0 "squeeze"

Can you ever really respect a computer named after a slut that sucked off her twin brother and paraded around naked for a blob all the time insisting she be called "princess?"

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Wendy

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Re: Introduce your team
« Reply #42 on: November 29, 2011, 12:25:45 PM »
At least the bitch could act.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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PizzaPlanet

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Re: Introduce your team
« Reply #43 on: November 29, 2011, 09:24:57 PM »
Can you ever really respect a computer named after a slut that sucked off her twin brother and paraded around naked for a blob all the time insisting she be called "princess?"
Yes
hacking your precious forum as we speak 8) 8) 8)