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WardoggKC130FE

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Rejoice.
« on: July 05, 2011, 08:04:58 AM »
As of today I am another year closer to death.


I used to say another trip around the sun completed.....but we all know thats a bunch of crap now, don't we?

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Re: Rejoice.
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2011, 09:02:12 AM »
Happy Birthday.
You have been ignored for common interest of mankind.

I am a terrible person and I am a typical Blowhard Liberal for being wrong about Bom.

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WardoggKC130FE

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Re: Rejoice.
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2011, 09:08:31 AM »
 ;D

Beer and pizza for everyone!

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Re: Rejoice.
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2011, 09:22:52 AM »
Congratulations and have a merry birthday!

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ﮎingulaЯiτy

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Re: Rejoice.
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2011, 09:37:18 AM »
Yes. Happy birthday, as you get sucked further down the metaphorical rapids towards the waterfall we all eventually will face.
If I was asked to imagine a perfect deity, I would never invent one that suffers from a multiple personality disorder. Christians get points for originality there.

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Re: Rejoice.
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2011, 02:39:01 PM »
Yes. Happy birthday, as you get sucked further down the metaphorical rapids towards the waterfall we all eventually will face.

Why do you have to be such a downer all the time?

Happy birthday.

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Re: Rejoice.
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2011, 02:52:22 PM »
Happy birthday, Dogg!
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: Rejoice.
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2011, 04:28:30 PM »
Man, wouldn't it be awesome if your birthday was yesterday?

That'd get you like a billion patriot points. To the million gazillion you already have.

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Re: Rejoice.
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2011, 04:54:47 PM »
Happy birthday!  How old are you now?

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Re: Rejoice.
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2011, 05:03:42 PM »
Happy birthday Wardoggy!

I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Rejoice.
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2011, 05:09:37 PM »

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Re: Rejoice.
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2011, 05:21:06 PM »
And there was much rejoicing.

Re: Rejoice.
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2011, 05:48:51 PM »
No warmutt.
Cheesus is so wise I sometimes think he's my alt.
CheesusCrust is wise.

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WardoggKC130FE

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Re: Rejoice.
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2011, 09:23:14 PM »
Happy birthday!  How old are you now?

We should make this a guessing game.  Anyone want to try?  First one to get it right wins 15 internets.

Thanks to all my FES pals for the well wishes.  Even you Oscar.

Re: Rejoice.
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2011, 09:35:00 PM »
Happy birthday!  How old are you now?

We should make this a guessing game.  Anyone want to try?  First one to get it right wins 15 internets.

Thanks to all my FES pals for the well wishes.  Even you Oscar.

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Quote from: Tom Bishop
If you don't know, whenever you talk about it you're invoking the supernatural
Quote from: Tom Bishop
Unknown != Magic.

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Roundy the Truthinessist

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Re: Rejoice.
« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2011, 10:15:23 PM »
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Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

Re: Rejoice.
« Reply #16 on: July 06, 2011, 12:46:12 AM »
12.
Cheesus is so wise I sometimes think he's my alt.
CheesusCrust is wise.

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Vindictus

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« Reply #17 on: July 06, 2011, 02:10:54 AM »
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« Reply #18 on: July 06, 2011, 02:28:02 AM »
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fluffycornsnake

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Re: Rejoice.
« Reply #19 on: July 06, 2011, 03:32:44 AM »
36 years and a day.

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WardoggKC130FE

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Re: Rejoice.
« Reply #20 on: July 06, 2011, 04:44:45 AM »
36 years and a day.

We have a winner! 15 internets to you sir.

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Re: Rejoice.
« Reply #21 on: July 06, 2011, 05:11:38 AM »
Happy belated birthday  :-*
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Re: Rejoice.
« Reply #22 on: July 06, 2011, 05:15:00 AM »

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WardoggKC130FE

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Re: Rejoice.
« Reply #23 on: July 06, 2011, 07:03:02 AM »
Thanks for the card.  You should have put her on there though.

« Last Edit: July 06, 2011, 07:04:49 AM by WardoggKC130FE »

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Re: Rejoice.
« Reply #24 on: July 06, 2011, 09:25:46 AM »
Oh look. Wardogg is still older than me. HA!  I'll catch up one day though...

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Re: Rejoice.
« Reply #25 on: July 06, 2011, 03:29:02 PM »
Why do you have to be such a downer all the time?
It's a gift.
If I was asked to imagine a perfect deity, I would never invent one that suffers from a multiple personality disorder. Christians get points for originality there.

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Re: Rejoice.
« Reply #26 on: July 06, 2011, 10:53:00 PM »
Happy belated.

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« Reply #27 on: July 07, 2011, 05:22:41 AM »
36 years and a day.

We have a winner! 15 internets to you sir.

I am Wardogg's most loyal disciple.

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Re: Rejoice.
« Reply #28 on: July 10, 2011, 01:20:10 PM »
A happy (belated) birthday to you, sir.
"Never think you can turn over any old falsehood without a terrible squirming of the horrid little population that dwells under it." -O.W. Holmes "Truth forever on the scaffold, Wrong forever on the throne.."