Werewolf - Corporate Retreat - Game

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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat - Game
« Reply #60 on: June 13, 2011, 12:12:06 PM »
I killed dann in the previous game, btw.
Just sayin'.
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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat - Game
« Reply #61 on: June 13, 2011, 12:14:14 PM »
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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat - Game
« Reply #62 on: June 13, 2011, 12:14:29 PM »
This game is going to be won by the wolves.

There are 26 people playing. 8 of which have put their name down and as with every game then don't participate. So unless the villagers can find all 4 wolves in 10 turns, then the wolves win as the villagers won't ever reach a majority.

Why? Because the wolves only kill voting players. That makes sense.
Because the villagers only lynch voting players (and dann).

So to get a majority of 9 with 16 people left will be impossible if 8 people don't vote. Now if 4 wolves are left and they vote against the run of play, it is far sooner.

4 wolves left. Game over on turn 26-8-4=14  ... 14/2 = 8 voters, game over turn 8
3 wolves left. Game over on turn 26-8-3=15 ... 15/2 = 8 voters, game over on turn 8
2 wolves left. Game over on turn 26-8-2=16 ... 16/2 = 9voters, game over on turn 9
1 wolf left.     Game over on turn 26-8-1=17 ... 17/2 = 9 voters, game over on turn 9

Can we find 4 wolves in 9 goes? I wish people wouldn't agree to play and then not participate. It unbalances the game horribly.

I think the fact that 19 people have already voted proves that there will not be 8 people sitting out. Plus you have to consider a person that is afk could be a wolf.

Besides, 8 or 9 turns is a long time. If you look at the other games, especially the last one, they don't last that long.
« Last Edit: June 13, 2011, 12:17:11 PM by EnglshGentleman »

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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat - Game
« Reply #63 on: June 13, 2011, 01:36:01 PM »
I'm going to have to change the rules slightly.

4PM is end of voting, 5PM(or around) is narration.

Anyway...


Whispers throughout the camp are all that was heard.  People seemed calm or at least hiding their fear.  Small groups formed between trusted comrades: Management in one, office staff in another, and truck drivers in a third.  But the whispers all pointed to Dann, the lone intern.  He’s been interning for the last 5 years.  He would have made management by now had it not been for the typo on his paperwork that had intern as his job title instead of his status.  Simply asking about it would have prompted the HR Director, Wendy, to search his files, find the error, and fix it.  But he lacked the ambition to do such a small thing.
Every group he poured coffee for, he heard their chat about him:  How he was a loner, a screw up, wasted space…. nothing kind.  It was decided by majority that Dann, the loner, would be the most likely wolf among them.  Having been at the same job for 5 years, being bullied and pushed around,  he’s the one who would likely go postal.  The group gathered around Dann, cornering him near the fire pit.

“Dann” Wendy started “First I want to say that your services over the last 5 years has been greatly appreciated.  Your coffee was always our favorite.”
“But” interrupted Thork “we think you’re the greatest threat here and we want you gone.”
Dann was shocked.  “What?  But I’m not a wolf.  I’m just an intern.  How can I threaten any of you?”

“Because you’re the one we can’t trust.  You’ve been an intern for 5 years and that means you’ve got to be screwed up in the head.”  Roundy spat.  Having worked in middle management for years his tough attitude towards his employees made them fear him more so than respect or like.  And none dared to talk back.

“Screwed up?  Screwed up!?” Dann’s blood boiled.  He threw the tin of coffee at the ground. “Listen to me you pompous ass.  I’ve been busting my butt for this company for 5 years.  I’ve made you coffee, giving you foot massages, and kissed your disgusting asses and THIS is how you repay me?  Well Fuck you!”
Dann grabbed a stick from the fire and waved it around, causing the crowd to back away.
“Fire me will you?  How about I fire you?” Dan waved the flaming stick around, wildly swinging.

It was this time that a loud roar erupted from the bear that had wandered into the camp site.  Everyone ran away from it, hiding behind Dann as the bear moved closer.  But Dann’s anger was not to be quelled by fear.

“Oh perfect, just what we need, a fucking bear.  And all you pussies are too fucking scared to do anything. “
The Bear roared again, this time looking right at Dann holding the flaming stick.

“Oh?  You wanna go Smokey?  Bring it you fat ass!”

Dann charged the bear, screaming loudly.  He swung the flaming stick at the bear’s head and made contact, burning the bear’s eye.  It Stood up and roared but Dann stabbed it in the gut.  Fueled by Adrenaline and hate the stick got stuck in the bear and its flesh and fur slowly burned.  It smacked Dann hard across his face, sending him into a tree.  Blood trickled down his face but Dann got back up and leapt at the bear, who was back down on all fours, crying out in pain as the fire slowly spread.  He grabbed it’s neck and tried to pull it down but the bear.  It lost its balance and both Dann and the Bear rolled into the pile of dry leaves and sticks that Dann had collected earlier for the fire.  The smoldering fur and skin sparked the dry leaves and it erupted into a blaze, consuming both the bear and Dann.

By the time the fires had died down, the campers looked at the unidentifiable remains of Dann and a bear out of disbelief.

“I… I don’t believe it.  He saved us.” Gaydafi said, “He… he was so brave.” She began to weep.
“So….” said Thork without any hint of sympathy, “Can anyone make coffee?”

Dann was not a wolf.
It is night.  Wolf Copier, send me your kill.  Brown Noser, send me your stalk.

« Last Edit: June 13, 2011, 01:42:59 PM by Lorddave »
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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat - Game
« Reply #64 on: June 13, 2011, 01:37:38 PM »
Has Dann ever been a wolf?

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Thork

Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat - Game
« Reply #65 on: June 13, 2011, 02:00:57 PM »
“So….” said Thork without any hint of sympathy, “Can anyone make coffee?”
wtf is this? Are you trying to get me killed? Why am I being type-cast?

How about, 'Poor Thork sobbed uncontrollably. "Why oh why did I suspect that poor wretch?" he cried. He collapsed grasping his hair in a puddle of his own tears. Thoughts rushed around his head like a pack of wounded Banshees and his heart hurt.'

Sort it out Narrator. ffs!
« Last Edit: June 13, 2011, 02:03:01 PM by Thork »

Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat - Game
« Reply #66 on: June 13, 2011, 02:04:45 PM »
Wow Thork, someone died you insensitive prick.
Cheesus is so wise I sometimes think he's my alt.
CheesusCrust is wise.

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Thork

Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat - Game
« Reply #67 on: June 13, 2011, 02:05:46 PM »
Wow Thork, someone died you insensitive prick.
fuck him. I'm more worried about this slander that I am a cold hearted!
« Last Edit: June 13, 2011, 02:08:04 PM by Thork »

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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat - Game
« Reply #68 on: June 13, 2011, 02:06:43 PM »
Has Dann ever been a wolf?

Yes, actually.

'Poor Thork sobbed uncontrollably. "Why oh why did I suspect that poor wretch?" he cried. He collapsed grasping his hair in a puddle of his own tears. Thoughts rushed around his head like a pack of wounded Banshees and his heart hurt.'

Wow.  That is just gay.

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Lorddave

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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat - Game
« Reply #69 on: June 13, 2011, 02:09:42 PM »
Wow Thork, someone died you insensitive prick.
fuck him. I'm more worried about this slander that I am insensitive!
You were the first to vote Dann to die. But most of you are insensitive to Dann's plight.
You have been ignored for common interest of mankind.

I am a terrible person and I am a typical Blowhard Liberal for being wrong about Bom.

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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat - Game
« Reply #70 on: June 13, 2011, 02:10:20 PM »
That is terrible Thork. I say we lynch Thork next for trying to soil Dann's memory and make this moment all about him.

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Thork

Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat - Game
« Reply #71 on: June 13, 2011, 02:10:57 PM »
He smelt a bit like a wolf. It was an easy mistake to make. :'(

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Lorddave

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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat - Game
« Reply #72 on: June 13, 2011, 02:11:55 PM »
That is terrible Thork. I say we lynch Thork next for trying to soil Dann's memory and make this moment all about him.

He smelt a bit like a wolf. It was an easy mistake to make. :'(

Oh come now guys: You'd have killed Dann first even if I had clearly said that Dann is NOT a Wolf.
You have been ignored for common interest of mankind.

I am a terrible person and I am a typical Blowhard Liberal for being wrong about Bom.

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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat - Game
« Reply #73 on: June 13, 2011, 02:20:20 PM »
Alright, I now officially feel sorry for Dann.

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Thork

Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat - Game
« Reply #74 on: June 13, 2011, 02:22:42 PM »
Ok look, I can see how this is partially my fault so I called in a favour or two and got him this.



Now we all feel bad, but we have to move on.

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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat - Game
« Reply #75 on: June 13, 2011, 03:13:11 PM »
he’s the one who would likely go postal

lol FE Delivery Service pun

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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat - Game
« Reply #76 on: June 13, 2011, 03:49:40 PM »
I died again. :(

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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat - Game
« Reply #77 on: June 13, 2011, 03:55:29 PM »
Aw, poor little guy.  :(
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Lorddave

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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat - Game
« Reply #78 on: June 13, 2011, 04:51:25 PM »
I died again. :(
Yes but you died heroically and kicked a Bear's ass.  You can't tell me that wasn't the best way you've been killed.
You have been ignored for common interest of mankind.

I am a terrible person and I am a typical Blowhard Liberal for being wrong about Bom.

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Hessy

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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat - Game
« Reply #79 on: June 13, 2011, 05:50:33 PM »
I died again. :(
Yes but you died heroically and kicked a Bear's ass.  You can't tell me that wasn't the best way you've been killed.

He could've died in the raid to kill bin Laden.  That arguably would've been better.

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Lorddave

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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat - Game
« Reply #80 on: June 13, 2011, 05:57:31 PM »
I died again. :(
Yes but you died heroically and kicked a Bear's ass.  You can't tell me that wasn't the best way you've been killed.

He could've died in the raid to kill bin Laden.  That arguably would've been better.
You all are far from Pakistan.
You have been ignored for common interest of mankind.

I am a terrible person and I am a typical Blowhard Liberal for being wrong about Bom.

Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat - Game
« Reply #81 on: June 14, 2011, 12:30:35 AM »
Thork just reeks of werewolvery. Just reeks.

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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat - Game
« Reply #82 on: June 14, 2011, 01:03:48 AM »
Is it suspicious that I see humans as resources in my work?
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat - Game
« Reply #83 on: June 14, 2011, 01:09:45 AM »
The bear who attacked Dann is suspicious, it could be a werebear and could be one of us.
Cheesus is so wise I sometimes think he's my alt.
CheesusCrust is wise.

Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat - Game
« Reply #84 on: June 14, 2011, 01:38:28 AM »
Wendy thinks that we'll assume him to be innocent because of his blatant werewolvery. However, every cryptozoologist knows that reverse-psychology is a tactic commonly used by werewolves.

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Wendy

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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat - Game
« Reply #85 on: June 14, 2011, 03:36:32 AM »
To be quite honest, I am not trying to make you think anything about me. If I get lynched next round, that's fine since it's still early in the game.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat - Game
« Reply #86 on: June 14, 2011, 03:39:48 AM »
That's exactly what a wolf would say.

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Hessy

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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat - Game
« Reply #87 on: June 14, 2011, 05:11:22 AM »
That's exactly what a wolf would say.

Wendy's avatar depicts a werewolf; therefore, Wendy is a werewolf.

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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat - Game
« Reply #88 on: June 14, 2011, 05:21:52 AM »
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat - Game
« Reply #89 on: June 14, 2011, 05:42:06 AM »
I lost my login details, if I'm a wolf can you re-send the PM, please?