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Werewolf - Corporate Retreat - Signups
« on: June 07, 2011, 06:35:30 PM »
With the pirate game ending, I had an idea about a new werewolf setting.

At the FlatEarth Package Delivery Corporation, the annual company retreat to promote bonding is to take place at Lake Iyolla, deep in the Canadian wilderness.  This retreat is one week of pure outdoor ruggedness.  Plenty of food and fresh water are packed as well as tents and other needed supplies. 

All players are bussed into a camp site miles from civilization, technology, or other people so no chance of help.

Wolves - You know the drill.  Kill at night, try not to die during the day.
Humans - You're the members of the Flat Earth Package Delivery Corporation.  People from the highest levels of management to the lowly interns are here. 
Brown Noser  - The brown Noser(BN) is the Ninja.  He stalks one person at night.  If they're being attacked he is able to defend that person since he's the only one who took the ladies self defense course.  Just in case something like this happened.  His goal is to gain favor for saving the life of someone higher up and get a nice cushy office.  If he shadow's a wolf whose turn it is to kill, he will know.  Shadowing a wolf that isn't killing will gain him nothing. (last game was too easy so I figured this will make it a bit more difficult)

Without the proper organization of the civilized business world, you've all resorted to the savagery of the business world.  Every day you will choose someone to be brutally murdered with whatever objects they can find.  Possibly including a bear.

Day/Night cycle will be about 4PM EST American (UTC/GMT -4 hours).

Signups will go on until Friday at 4PM (-4GMT) at which point I'll begin the intro post and it will be Day.
« Last Edit: June 12, 2011, 06:41:50 AM by Lorddave »
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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat.
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2011, 06:50:34 PM »
I'm in. I vote to fire Dann. (1)

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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat.
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2011, 07:03:23 PM »
I'm in. I vote to beat Dann's brain in with a flaming stick from the camp bonfire.

Dann (2)
« Last Edit: June 07, 2011, 07:12:44 PM by Tausami »

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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat.
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2011, 07:08:22 PM »
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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat.
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2011, 07:11:50 PM »
I'm in.  And I vote to hug Dann, because I think he needs it.
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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat.
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2011, 07:21:02 PM »
I'm in.
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« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2011, 07:23:22 PM »

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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat.
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2011, 07:52:24 PM »
I'm down like Charlie Brown!
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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat.
« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2011, 07:56:53 PM »
I'm in, these games are fun.

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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat.
« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2011, 10:25:28 PM »
I'm in
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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat.
« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2011, 11:31:40 PM »
In.
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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat.
« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2011, 12:06:20 AM »
In
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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat.
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2011, 12:36:52 AM »
I'm in. Corporate retreats are brutal.

Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat.
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2011, 12:42:49 AM »
I'm in and I vote to lynch Parsifal.
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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat.
« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2011, 02:17:25 AM »
I doubt I will last long, but sign me up any way.

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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat.
« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2011, 02:34:39 AM »
Count me in.
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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat.
« Reply #16 on: June 08, 2011, 05:34:05 AM »
In

-1 for Dann

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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat.
« Reply #17 on: June 08, 2011, 06:18:49 AM »
Inn

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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat.
« Reply #18 on: June 08, 2011, 07:17:38 AM »
Fucking In... for like a round. Dammit.

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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat.
« Reply #19 on: June 08, 2011, 07:30:44 AM »
I know it's tradition but... What if dann becomes the ninja? Are you going to risk it?
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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat.
« Reply #20 on: June 08, 2011, 07:51:58 AM »
Of course they will!!! THEY LYNCHED ME WHEN I WAS THE FUCKING ORACLE!

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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat.
« Reply #21 on: June 08, 2011, 07:58:56 AM »
Of course they will!!! THEY LYNCHED ME WHEN I WAS THE FUCKING ORACLE!
Can tradition stop anything?

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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat.
« Reply #22 on: June 08, 2011, 08:19:37 AM »
This seems unfair, almost bullying. >:(

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« Reply #23 on: June 08, 2011, 08:23:21 AM »
This seems unfair, almost bullying. >:(
Don't say that word, Ichi will post that tl;dr post with Dr. Phil again.

Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat.
« Reply #24 on: June 08, 2011, 08:27:51 AM »
This seems unfair, almost bullying. >:(
Don't say that word, Ichi will post that tl;dr post with Dr. Phil again.

We need to let Horatio cry out whenever he needs to (as long as it's not overboard) without always cyberbullying him. Here's a sad story from Dr. Phil about cyberbullying.



You've heard the saying, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me." But what happens when someone posts malicious comments about you on the Internet? This trend, known as e-vengeance or cyber bullying, can have deadly consequences.

Listen to Terry's story:

"I love playing video games as much as I like eating food. I've been a loyal customer to Xbox Live and Xbox 360. Now it's gotten worse with the racial slurs, the name-calling and the bullying online," Terry complains.

Terry shares some taunts he receives from other gamers. "I've been called 'monkey,' or 'Are your hands greasy from eating all that chicken?' 'I'm going to put a lynch on your door,?' he says.




The father of three fears that the virtual threats will become reality. ?I?ve had to stop my children from playing online, my 10-year-old daughter, my 13-year-old son, and even my 5-year-old son. He asks me, 'Daddy, why can't I play online with you? I want to play that,' and I say, "No." He goes, 'Why' Are they going to call me names??" Terry reveals. "I think that's sad for a 5-year-old to know that.



"I called Xbox Live. I gave them all the information they needed to know, and they told me before they can do anything, take any kind of action, there has to be 10 complaints filed against [the other player]," he continues, incensed. "That's like you coming to my house, robbing me, and I call the police. Are they going to tell me, "Well, if that guy comes back to your house 10 times, we'll come out and do something about it? I think that's disgusting. I think Mr. [Bill] Gates needs to change that rule, and I think it needs to be changed immediately."

Dr. Phil turns to Larry. "Does this cross the line?"

"If somebody online is making threats to engage in some sort of violence toward this person or part of his family, that is absolutely a federal crime. The FBI should be all over it, and I'm surprised that they're not," Larry declares.

Terry agrees. "If I call Microsoft and say, 'Hey, this guy just texted me. I have the proof. You need to check the text,' that should be [taken care of] immediately," he says. "I shouldn't have to wait 10 times, and get 10 complaints from people, for that guy to be banned."

Dr. Phil turns to Sandy, the former councilwoman. "Is this offensive to you?" he asks.

"Yeah. It's directed at him, and I think that's offensive," she replies

"I don't see how this is a civil rights issue. How is this a civil rights issue?" Dr. Phil asks Larry.

"We don't have a civil right, in this country, not to be offended. We don't have a civil right to be able to play video games," Larry explains. "We do have the absolute right to live in safety and free of actual threats of violence, and that's where some of these threats that were referenced crossed the line and can actually become federal crimes."

Dr. Phil points out that some gamers have threatened to find out where Terry lives. "That's a real possibility, right?" he asks.

"My fear is them targeting my kids," Terry replies. "I think my rights are violated, especially if you're writing KKK, and you're actually taking the time to do all this stuff and spelling out stuff. It's horrible."

"People have a sense of anonymity. They're what I call keyboard bullies," Dr. Phil explains. "They don't have to face anybody. They don't have to deal with it. You see it in road rage. People are in the anonymity of their car, and they go crazy. They would never do it face to face, but on the Internet, they do it."

Dr. Phil contacted Microsoft regarding Terry's situation. "They say that there is a zero-tolerance policy on Xbox Live, and if the Microsoft team gets enough info to investigate, they can make sure to suspend or ban the offending gamers," he reports.

Microsoft was invited to be on the Dr. Phil show, but they declined. However, Dr. Phil has good news for Terry. "We explained to them that you have filed multiple complaints. You have the numbers; you have the tagline of the people who are doing this sort of thing, so Microsoft has said they are going to set up with [you] one of their security team members, and they are going to discuss this investigation regarding your complaints and try to get the ball rolling," he assures Terry. "So we have gotten them, at least, to assign an investigator specific to you, so they can sit down and start this ball rolling."

If anyone has more questions about cyberbullies, feel free to PM me or email Dr. Phil.
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« Reply #25 on: June 08, 2011, 08:31:05 AM »
This seems unfair, almost bullying. >:(
Don't say that word, Ichi will post that tl;dr post with Dr. Phil again.
Hover your mouse over my last post. ;)

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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat.
« Reply #26 on: June 08, 2011, 08:32:29 AM »
This seems unfair, almost bullying. >:(
Don't say that word, Ichi will post that tl;dr post with Dr. Phil again.
Hover your mouse over my last post. ;)
Don't wink at me homo. >:(

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Re: Werewolf - Corporate Retreat.
« Reply #27 on: June 08, 2011, 08:33:01 AM »
Have you found the little message in my signature?

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« Reply #28 on: June 08, 2011, 08:34:40 AM »
Have you found the little message in my signature?
Just did.

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« Reply #29 on: June 08, 2011, 09:04:06 AM »
Have you found the little message in my signature?

What little message?
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