What is the general consensus on moon phases? Surely there has to be a better theory than luminescent bacteria or storm formations.
Now, the problem with moon phases and Flat Earth Theory is that the moon is illuminated as if a light source was orbiting it. Without some tricky light bending problems, therefore, the sun can't be the source. There is the option of trying to bounce light off the Earth, but you're still going to have serious problems. Therefore, the simplest solution is the silly one, which is the antimoon. Either a small object, or an inmaterial and invisible one is required in order to illuminate the moon, like so:

This seems to me to be a much better solution than luminescent bacteria or storms. Here is the best solution, in my opinion: a small object is orbiting the moon from quite a distance away, so likewise it will be very difficult to spot it. Moreover, this object simply can't rotate in a circular pattern, since as we all know, the lighted side of the moon always faces the sun. Therefore, it would have to be some sort of periodic movement in a semi-circle, as shown in the picture.
Other theories are welcome, but let's try to keep the explanation to a light source, rather than any sort of silly explanations.