We're #1! Take _that_, alaska.net!

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Daniel

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We're #1! Take _that_, alaska.net!
« on: May 19, 2011, 02:21:03 PM »
I just wanted to let everyone know that after 7 years, we're finally the #1 google result for "the flat earth society" and "flat earth society".  The old alaska.net site drops to #3 behind us and Wikipedia.

I have no problem with the alaska.net parody site, but it'll be nice to stop getting emails from people thinking that's the real site and asking me about turtles.

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General Douchebag

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Re: We're #1! Take _that_, alaska.net!
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2011, 02:30:04 PM »
Wait, there's no turtles?
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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Re: We're #1! Take _that_, alaska.net!
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2011, 02:54:07 PM »
How long will you be #1 with moderators that move perfectly valid threads out of the upper forums?
How dare you have the audacity to demand my deposition. I've never even heard of you.

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Re: We're #1! Take _that_, alaska.net!
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2011, 02:56:23 PM »
How long will you be #1 with moderators that move perfectly valid threads out of the upper forums?
Considering "the Flat Earth Society" isn't an extremely popular search term, probably forever.
hacking your precious forum as we speak 8) 8) 8)

Re: We're #1! Take _that_, alaska.net!
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2011, 03:03:07 PM »
Great success!

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Re: We're #1! Take _that_, alaska.net!
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2011, 03:04:24 PM »
Hell ya! I made a thread about this once. Dreams come true!
Vongeo is a wanker, he wears a wanker hat; he always smells like urine and he thinks the Earth is flat.

No longer is this sentence is cut in half. Jekra!

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Re: We're #1! Take _that_, alaska.net!
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2011, 03:34:58 PM »
This Victory for TFES is fantastic and is as it should be!!!

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Re: We're #1! Take _that_, alaska.net!
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2011, 03:47:40 PM »
Congratulations on your Google domination.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: We're #1! Take _that_, alaska.net!
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2011, 03:50:12 PM »
 8)

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Re: We're #1! Take _that_, alaska.net!
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2011, 04:29:47 PM »
You should have added all that front page content years ago ;)
Quantum Ab Hoc

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Re: We're #1! Take _that_, alaska.net!
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2011, 06:03:18 PM »
Daniel, no matter where Alaska.net stands you're always #1 in my heart.

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Re: We're #1! Take _that_, alaska.net!
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2011, 07:48:46 PM »
Daniel for mod '11

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Roundy the Truthinessist

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Re: We're #1! Take _that_, alaska.net!
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2011, 10:42:11 PM »
We rule!
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: We're #1! Take _that_, alaska.net!
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2011, 09:12:55 AM »
Now all we need to do is improve our uptime, so that when people click on the first result from Google, the page actually loads.
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Re: We're #1! Take _that_, alaska.net!
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2011, 09:21:57 AM »
Now all we need to do is improve our uptime, so that when people click on the first result from Google, the page actually loads.

I am Mrs. Peach and I approve this message.

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theonlydann

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Re: We're #1! Take _that_, alaska.net!
« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2011, 10:23:22 AM »
Yeah... but where do we rate on Bing?

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Re: We're #1! Take _that_, alaska.net!
« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2011, 12:26:30 PM »
hacking your precious forum as we speak 8) 8) 8)

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Daniel

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Re: We're #1! Take _that_, alaska.net!
« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2011, 01:17:39 PM »
Yeah... but where do we rate on Bing?

Hold on, I'm going to google "bing" and find out what it is and then I'll get back to you..

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Re: We're #1! Take _that_, alaska.net!
« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2011, 09:22:03 AM »
                               ;D TFES rules by total domination  ;D
God is real.                                         
http://www.scribd.com/doc/9665708/Flat-Earth-Bible-02-of-10-The-Flat-Earth

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Re: We're #1! Take _that_, alaska.net!
« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2011, 09:52:42 AM »
First the Guardian, then some Portuguese thing, and now Google? Great things are in store for TFES.
I spent all of 5 minutes learning about bloody gods just before the exam and its bloody qeistions on fox hunting and abortions.

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PizzaPlanet

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Re: We're #1! Take _that_, alaska.net!
« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2011, 02:47:39 PM »
First the Guardian, then some Portuguese thing, and now Google? Great things are in store for TFES.
Next stop:
THE WORLD
hacking your precious forum as we speak 8) 8) 8)

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General Douchebag

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Re: We're #1! Take _that_, alaska.net!
« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2011, 03:38:53 PM »
Don't forget that we were also covered by Fox.

We're talking about serious news agencies here. I'll have you know that Some Portuguese Thing is a bastion of good journalism.
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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General Douchebag

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Re: We're #1! Take _that_, alaska.net!
« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2011, 04:02:38 PM »
Don't forget that we were also covered by Fox.

We're talking about serious news agencies here. I'll have you know that Some Portuguese Thing is a bastion of good journalism.
I'm sorry if The Most Powerful Name in News means nothing to you.
Don't forget that we were also covered by Fox.

We're talking about serious news agencies here. I'll have you know that Some Portuguese Thing is a bastion of good journalism.
I'm sorry if The Most Powerful Name in News means nothing to you.

4chan is the most powerful name on the Internet, it is by no means a reputable source of anything but CP. Hell, it's not even creating a steady supply of memes any more.

Also, welcome back.
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No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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Beorn

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Re: We're #1! Take _that_, alaska.net!
« Reply #23 on: May 22, 2011, 06:50:59 AM »
FE VICTORY

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Re: We're #1! Take _that_, alaska.net!
« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2011, 07:07:53 AM »
I just wanted to let everyone know that after 7 years, we're finally the #1 google result for "the flat earth society" and "flat earth society".  The old alaska.net site drops to #3 behind us and Wikipedia.

I have no problem with the alaska.net parody site, but it'll be nice to stop getting emails from people thinking that's the real site and asking me about turtles.

It should also be noted we are the #1 google search result for the following terms:
Anti-Moon Shrimp
Bendy Darkness
Colonial Dinosaurs

So anyone looking for any of these things will now find us.

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Crustinator

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Re: We're #1! Take _that_, alaska.net!
« Reply #25 on: May 23, 2011, 12:12:55 PM »
I have no problem with the alaska.net parody site, but it'll be nice to stop getting emails from people thinking that's the real site and asking me about turtles.

I hate parody sites. Thank goodness the earth is flat.

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sillyrob

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Re: We're #1! Take _that_, alaska.net!
« Reply #26 on: May 23, 2011, 01:57:18 PM »
I just wanted to let everyone know that after 7 years, we're finally the #1 google result for "the flat earth society" and "flat earth society".  The old alaska.net site drops to #3 behind us and Wikipedia.

I have no problem with the alaska.net parody site, but it'll be nice to stop getting emails from people thinking that's the real site and asking me about turtles.

It should also be noted we are the #1 google search result for the following terms:
Anti-Moon Shrimp
Bendy Darkness
Colonial Dinosaurs

So anyone looking for any of these things will now find us.
I bet those are some of the most popular searches on Google. Thanks for pointing that out Thork, I'm glad that your main character presence on this board allows you to post such wonderful things :D.

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Re: We're #1! Take _that_, alaska.net!
« Reply #27 on: May 23, 2011, 07:47:46 PM »
Wikipedia page is now after alaska.net

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theonlydann

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Re: We're #1! Take _that_, alaska.net!
« Reply #28 on: May 24, 2011, 05:14:19 AM »
Yeah... but where do we rate on Bing?

Hold on, I'm going to google "bing" and find out what it is and then I'll get back to you..
:( We're number 2 on Bing.

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Re: We're #1! Take _that_, alaska.net!
« Reply #29 on: May 24, 2011, 01:30:50 PM »
Yeah... but where do we rate on Bing?

Hold on, I'm going to google "bing" and find out what it is and then I'll get back to you..
:( We're number 2 on Bing.

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