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WardoggKC130FE

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Announcement!
« on: May 05, 2011, 07:21:28 PM »
Today was the birth of my fourth child.  The man-cub was born unto me at 10:52am CDT.  Congratulate me and I shall send you a cigar. 


Hey Gayer, got any names you didn't use?

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« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2011, 07:58:59 PM »
Congrats to you. (And what an honour to be born on this historic day in Scottish political history.)

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« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2011, 08:26:09 PM »
Congratulations, good sir.
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« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2011, 08:28:03 PM »
Congratulations!
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2011, 08:36:49 PM »
Congrats to the wife.  She's the one that did all the hard work.  And will probably keep doing all the hard work for the next 18 years or so. :P
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« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2011, 11:16:37 PM »
fourth

I'll be sure to tell my grandchildren to thank you for the overcrowding.
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2011, 01:51:54 AM »
fourth

I'll be sure to tell my grandchildren to thank you for the overcrowding.

This.

Congratulations and all, but did you really need a fourth child?

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« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2011, 02:12:41 AM »
Today was the birth of my fourth child.  The man-cub was born unto me at 10:52am CDT.  Congratulate me and I shall send you a cigar. 


Hey Gayer, got any names you didn't use?

Congrats! I have a name but you can't have it cos I'm saving it for the hopeful eventual boy child. I suggest Dave though.
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WardoggKC130FE

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« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2011, 04:44:49 AM »
fourth

I'll be sure to tell my grandchildren to thank you for the overcrowding.

This.

Congratulations and all, but did you really need a fourth child?

God told me to.

"And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and  multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it" Gen:1:28

I have now multiplied by 4.  And if you look at it from a couples standpoint, we have replaced the both of us and multiplied by 2.

Someone has to make sure the liberals/progressives don't out populate the right wing nut jobs.  If you want something done right........

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« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2011, 05:08:46 AM »
fourth

I'll be sure to tell my grandchildren to thank you for the overcrowding.

This.

Congratulations and all, but did you really need a fourth child?

God told me to.

"And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and  multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it" Gen:1:28

I have now multiplied by 4.  And if you look at it from a couples standpoint, we have replaced the both of us and multiplied by 2.

Someone has to make sure the liberals/progressives don't out populate the right wing nut jobs.  If you want something done right........
And yet you're making it more likely that your children or grandchildren will require welfare. Especially since they probably won't go to college (since it's a luxury you won't be able to afford).
You have been ignored for common interest of mankind.

I am a terrible person and I am a typical Blowhard Liberal for being wrong about Bom.

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« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2011, 05:14:47 AM »
Someone has to make sure the liberals/progressives don't out populate the right wing nut jobs.  If you want something done right........

Oh good, more kids that'll be paternally indoctrinated.

Why not raise them as intelligent, morally-driven citizens who will hopefully grow up to choose which political agenda they want to follow? 

Nah, never mind.  It's much easier to force your values unto them.

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« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2011, 06:43:24 AM »
This is excellent. The child is but hours old and you're all fucking it up already. Shame on you.

Good for you Wardogg. I like that you have children. One should never have an odd number of children, the middle is always left out  :'(

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WardoggKC130FE

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« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2011, 07:34:45 AM »
And yet you're making it more likely that your children or grandchildren will require welfare. Especially since they probably won't go to college (since it's a luxury you won't be able to afford).

So odd.  Lets see....my mother, father, sister, sister's husband, wife, wife's parents, myself, never went to college.  None of us are on welfare.   Fucking strange.

And I guess if you guys are really worried about the population, you'll just have to have one less now.

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Chris Spaghetti

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« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2011, 07:37:42 AM »
One fewer than zero?

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« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2011, 07:39:39 AM »
fourth

I'll be sure to tell my grandchildren to thank you for the overcrowding.

This.

Congratulations and all, but did you really need a fourth child?

God told me to.

"And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and  multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it" Gen:1:28

I have now multiplied by 4.  And if you look at it from a couples standpoint, we have replaced the both of us and multiplied by 2.

Someone has to make sure the liberals/progressives don't out populate the right wing nut jobs.  If you want something done right........
And yet you're making it more likely that your children or grandchildren will require welfare. Especially since they probably won't go to college (since it's a luxury you won't be able to afford).

Can you fuck off? Thanks.

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« Reply #15 on: May 06, 2011, 07:53:46 AM »
I didn't go to college
ah, zhere ya prublem!
hacking your precious forum as we speak 8) 8) 8)

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« Reply #16 on: May 06, 2011, 08:07:21 AM »
Congrats on the latest little devil pup.
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« Reply #17 on: May 06, 2011, 08:21:41 AM »
I didn't go to college
ah, zhere ya prublem!

Oh don't do that, I have not yet gone to University  but my interest in science, philosophy, english and politics means I've self-educated myself far beyond your knuckle-dragging stereotype. Wardogg strikes me as someone capable, relatively intelligent, cogent individual who just happens to have beliefs and politics I disagree with.

As it happens I'm going to uni in September because I need to for work

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« Reply #18 on: May 06, 2011, 08:25:39 AM »
Oh, yes, I'm not saying all people who didn't go to university/college (or dropouts) are dumb. It was directed at WardoggKC130FE, specifically.
hacking your precious forum as we speak 8) 8) 8)

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WardoggKC130FE

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« Reply #19 on: May 06, 2011, 08:28:40 AM »
I didn't go to college
ah, zhere ya prublem!

Oh don't do that, I have not yet gone to University  but my interest in science, philosophy, english and politics means I've self-educated myself far beyond your knuckle-dragging stereotype. Wardogg strikes me as someone capable, relatively intelligent, cogent individual who just happens to have beliefs and politics I disagree with.

As it happens I'm going to uni in September because I need to for work

Don't worry about him...I hurt his wittle feewings.

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Lorddave

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« Reply #20 on: May 06, 2011, 08:30:33 AM »
And yet you're making it more likely that your children or grandchildren will require welfare. Especially since they probably won't go to college (since it's a luxury you won't be able to afford).

So odd.  Lets see....my mother, father, sister, sister's husband, wife, wife's parents, myself, never went to college.  None of us are on welfare.   Fucking strange.

And I guess if you guys are really worried about the population, you'll just have to have one less now.
Neither did my parents. Well... Nothing that stuck anyway. However, the age of unskilled labor is almost over. In 20 years anyone without experience or college will have no job prospects.  Except military of course, which provides you with a job skill education (similar to college). So unless your children go into the military they'll need a college degree.
And I wish them a long, healthy, college educated life.

fourth

I'll be sure to tell my grandchildren to thank you for the overcrowding.

This.

Congratulations and all, but did you really need a fourth child?

God told me to.

"And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and  multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it" Gen:1:28

I have now multiplied by 4.  And if you look at it from a couples standpoint, we have replaced the both of us and multiplied by 2.

Someone has to make sure the liberals/progressives don't out populate the right wing nut jobs.  If you want something done right........
And yet you're making it more likely that your children or grandchildren will require welfare. Especially since they probably won't go to college (since it's a luxury you won't be able to afford).

Can you fuck off? Thanks.
No. Its rare when I'm intentionally being an ass and I'm going to enjoy it.
You have been ignored for common interest of mankind.

I am a terrible person and I am a typical Blowhard Liberal for being wrong about Bom.

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WardoggKC130FE

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« Reply #21 on: May 06, 2011, 08:52:42 AM »

And I wish them a long, healthy, college educated life.

Thanks, thats the plan.

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Lorddave

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« Reply #22 on: May 06, 2011, 09:05:08 AM »

And I wish them a long, healthy, college educated life.

Thanks, thats the plan.
How will you pay for it? Surely you won't have the tuition money for all 4 children in the bank.
You have been ignored for common interest of mankind.

I am a terrible person and I am a typical Blowhard Liberal for being wrong about Bom.

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WardoggKC130FE

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« Reply #23 on: May 06, 2011, 09:44:36 AM »
State schools and them working.  Plus what I can contribute.  I've started 529 plans on them.   Student loans will be off limits. 

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« Reply #24 on: May 06, 2011, 09:59:04 AM »
Something has sex with you?

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« Reply #25 on: May 06, 2011, 09:59:42 AM »
State schools and them working.  Plus what I can contribute.  I've started 529 plans on them.   Student loans will be off limits. 
Not to mention literally hundreds of scholarships available including the really nice "first generation college student" ones.

Also, congrats.
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« Reply #26 on: May 06, 2011, 10:11:26 AM »
Oh cool! I don't know you, but congrats. :)

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« Reply #27 on: May 06, 2011, 10:21:18 AM »
State schools and them working.  Plus what I can contribute.  I've started 529 plans on them.   Student loans will be off limits. 
So they'll go to liberal state schools?  Neat.

Just hope none of them wants to be a Doctor. Not unless your household income is something like $200,000/year.
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« Reply #28 on: May 06, 2011, 10:25:00 AM »
State schools and them working.  Plus what I can contribute.  I've started 529 plans on them.   Student loans will be off limits. 
liberal state schools? 

Um, in the United States?

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« Reply #29 on: May 06, 2011, 10:30:55 AM »
State schools and them working.  Plus what I can contribute.  I've started 529 plans on them.   Student loans will be off limits. 
liberal state schools? 

Um, in the United States?
It's a well know fact that college students are more likely to be liberal than conservative. This applies more to state schools than private.
You have been ignored for common interest of mankind.

I am a terrible person and I am a typical Blowhard Liberal for being wrong about Bom.