The Birth of a New Flat Earth Society

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The Birth of a New Flat Earth Society
« on: April 17, 2011, 02:43:14 PM »
I am pleased to announce that the official Illinois Flat Earth Society has now been formed. On this historic day, the society officially signed documentation of our creation and affirmed the acting officers. I am the president of the Illinois Flat Earth Society and Vongeo is serving as the Vice President. During the statewide meeting, the IL FES discussed many challenges ahead for flat earthers and ways to recruit new members. The city of West Chicago is currently serving as the home of our society's meeting place and Dupage Airport is our official segway of transportation for visiting Flat Earther diplomats. Vongeo currently is the safe keeper of our documents and we encourage anyone in IL to join our noble organization dedicated to the promotion of FE theory and free thought. PM if interested in joining.

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Re: The Birth of a New Flat Earth Society
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2011, 04:21:01 PM »
I am pleased to announce that the official Illinois Flat Earth Society has now been formed. On this historic day, the society officially signed documentation of our creation and affirmed the acting officers. I am the president of the Illinois Flat Earth Society and Vongeo is serving as the Vice President. During the statewide meeting, the IL FES discussed many challenges ahead for flat earthers and ways to recruit new members. The city of West Chicago is currently serving as the home of our society's meeting place and Dupage Airport is our official segway of transportation for visiting Flat Earther diplomats. Vongeo currently is the safe keeper of our documents and we encourage anyone in IL to join our noble organization dedicated to the promotion of FE theory and free thought. PM if interested in joining.

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Re: The Birth of a New Flat Earth Society
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2011, 04:26:56 PM »
Do you have a website yet?
   Link please.
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Re: The Birth of a New Flat Earth Society
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2011, 06:35:38 PM »
Maybe New Earth can join and annoy you guys.

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Re: The Birth of a New Flat Earth Society
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2011, 07:30:26 PM »
Maybe New Earth can join and annoy you guys.
We have disscussed this. He is welcome to join.
Vongeo is a wanker, he wears a wanker hat; he always smells like urine and he thinks the Earth is flat.

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Re: The Birth of a New Flat Earth Society
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2011, 05:33:26 PM »
This is truly excellent news.  You two are unquestionably two of the most respected FEers alive, and for such illustrious members of our community open up a new chapter of the Flat Earth Society (and in the US!  I might try to make it out for a meeting!  I love Chicago!) is truly a banner day for us all.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: The Birth of a New Flat Earth Society
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2011, 07:56:10 PM »
Where are the New England FE'ers and why haven't they made something yet?

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Re: The Birth of a New Flat Earth Society
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2011, 09:31:30 AM »
Where are the New England FE'ers and why haven't they made something yet?

I'm in New England.  And so is Sean.  We should do stuff.

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Re: The Birth of a New Flat Earth Society
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2011, 04:33:31 PM »
How does it feel to have a spambot as your second-in-command?

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Re: The Birth of a New Flat Earth Society
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2011, 07:06:45 PM »
How does it feel to have a spambot as your second-in-command?
Though I support the rumor, I am not a spam bot.

Also, I have made a commericial on youtube for the new society, enjoy:

Vongeo is a wanker, he wears a wanker hat; he always smells like urine and he thinks the Earth is flat.

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Re: The Birth of a New Flat Earth Society
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2011, 10:39:53 AM »
How does it feel to have a spambot as your second-in-command?
Though I support the rumor, I am not a spam bot.

Also, I have made a commericial on youtube for the new society, enjoy:


The video is cool and took some work I'm sure. It's pretty cool to me because I'm already on TFES. If I just happen to see that while surfing, I would be like WTF stupid.
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Re: The Birth of a New Flat Earth Society
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2011, 01:41:28 PM »
How does it feel to have a spambot as your second-in-command?
Though I support the rumor, I am not a spam bot.

Also, I have made a commericial on youtube for the new society, enjoy:


The video is cool and took some work I'm sure. It's pretty cool to me because I'm already on TFES. If I just happen to see that while surfing, I would be like WTF stupid.
I am aware that this video speaks to a limited market, but I do beleive it can serve some use here, or help those with an open mind find us.
Vongeo is a wanker, he wears a wanker hat; he always smells like urine and he thinks the Earth is flat.

No longer is this sentence is cut in half. Jekra!

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Re: The Birth of a New Flat Earth Society
« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2011, 01:44:34 PM »
I desire to join.
How dare you have the audacity to demand my deposition. I've never even heard of you.

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Re: The Birth of a New Flat Earth Society
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2011, 01:46:57 PM »
I desire to join.
Do you meet the requirements?

Being from Illinois
and beleiving the earth is flat.
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Re: The Birth of a New Flat Earth Society
« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2011, 07:30:10 PM »
Where are the New England FE'ers and why haven't they made something yet?

I'm in New England.  And so is Sean.  We should do stuff.
What part of New England?

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Re: The Birth of a New Flat Earth Society
« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2011, 07:45:49 PM »
I desire to join.
Do you meet the requirements?

Being from Illinois
and beleiving the earth is flat.

I'm from Ontario, which is close enough, and I'm an official member of the Flat Earth Society.
How dare you have the audacity to demand my deposition. I've never even heard of you.

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Re: The Birth of a New Flat Earth Society
« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2011, 07:58:09 PM »
So you don't meet either requirement. Great!
hacking your precious forum as we speak 8) 8) 8)

Re: The Birth of a New Flat Earth Society
« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2011, 01:34:31 AM »
Itís my great pleasure to visit your blog and to enjoy your awesome posts here. I like that a lot. I know that you put much attention for these articles, as all of them make sense and are very useful. Thanks.

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Re: The Birth of a New Flat Earth Society
« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2011, 04:36:59 AM »
So you don't meet either requirement. Great!

Overly restrictive requirements. I'll start my own Illinois Flat Earth Society.
How dare you have the audacity to demand my deposition. I've never even heard of you.

Re: The Birth of a New Flat Earth Society
« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2011, 06:38:09 AM »
Weren't you supposed to be leaving?

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Re: The Birth of a New Flat Earth Society
« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2011, 08:00:04 AM »
Itís my great pleasure to visit your blog and to enjoy your awesome posts here. I like that a lot. I know that you put much attention for these articles, as all of them make sense and are very useful. Thanks.
   You are welcome.
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Re: The Birth of a New Flat Earth Society
« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2011, 09:47:38 AM »
Weren't you supposed to be leaving?

Lurk moar.
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Re: The Birth of a New Flat Earth Society
« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2011, 09:13:15 PM »
Where are the New England FE'ers and why haven't they made something yet?

I'm in New England.  And so is Sean.  We should do stuff.
What part of New England?

  The flat part.
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Re: The Birth of a New Flat Earth Society
« Reply #23 on: April 23, 2011, 10:42:17 PM »
Where are the New England FE'ers and why haven't they made something yet?

I'm in New England.  And so is Sean.  We should do stuff.
What part of New England?

  The flat part.
You're a flat part.

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Re: The Birth of a New Flat Earth Society
« Reply #24 on: April 24, 2011, 06:20:09 AM »
I am pleased to announce that the official Illinois Flat Earth Society has now been formed. On this historic day, the society officially signed documentation of our creation and affirmed the acting officers. I am the president of the Illinois Flat Earth Society and Vongeo is serving as the Vice President. During the statewide meeting, the IL FES discussed many challenges ahead for flat earthers and ways to recruit new members. The city of West Chicago is currently serving as the home of our society's meeting place and Dupage Airport is our official segway of transportation for visiting Flat Earther diplomats. Vongeo currently is the safe keeper of our documents and we encourage anyone in IL to join our noble organization dedicated to the promotion of FE theory and free thought. PM if interested in joining.

~In Veritate Victoria
I'm not sure if I can show up with life and all, but congratulations on your local group!  I'll have to get your info etc for IAFEG if you are interested.  I'll also be putting that site up Soon(tm), so you guys can host for free off there if you'd like.
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Re: The Birth of a New Flat Earth Society
« Reply #25 on: April 24, 2011, 08:20:21 AM »
I am pleased to announce that the official Illinois Flat Earth Society has now been formed. On this historic day, the society officially signed documentation of our creation and affirmed the acting officers. I am the president of the Illinois Flat Earth Society and Vongeo is serving as the Vice President. During the statewide meeting, the IL FES discussed many challenges ahead for flat earthers and ways to recruit new members. The city of West Chicago is currently serving as the home of our society's meeting place and Dupage Airport is our official segway of transportation for visiting Flat Earther diplomats. Vongeo currently is the safe keeper of our documents and we encourage anyone in IL to join our noble organization dedicated to the promotion of FE theory and free thought. PM if interested in joining.

~In Veritate Victoria
I'm not sure if I can show up with life and all, but congratulations on your local group!  I'll have to get your info etc for IAFEG if you are interested.  I'll also be putting that site up Real Soon Now(tm), so you guys can host for free off there if you'd like.

Fixed ;)
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Re: The Birth of a New Flat Earth Society
« Reply #26 on: April 24, 2011, 08:43:17 AM »
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Re: The Birth of a New Flat Earth Society
« Reply #27 on: April 24, 2011, 08:58:57 AM »
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
Quote from: Robosteve
Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
Quote from: bullhorn
It is just the way it is, you understanding it doesn't concern me.

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Re: The Birth of a New Flat Earth Society
« Reply #28 on: April 24, 2011, 09:00:40 AM »
real soon nowl isn't defined yet.

Thanks for getting the joke. ::)

Made my point slightly clearer for your aging eyes.
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Re: The Birth of a New Flat Earth Society
« Reply #29 on: April 24, 2011, 11:24:51 AM »
Since RSN is an indeterminate length of time, it works either way.
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
Quote from: Robosteve
Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
Quote from: bullhorn
It is just the way it is, you understanding it doesn't concern me.