I forgot I started this thread and have only just come back to it. It looks like this thread has died, but hey.
After reading through I think I've got a better understanding of who's trolling and who's not, but I'm still not 100% sure.
I'd like to point out however that at no point did I see any actual evidence for any claims made about moon-shrimp or an anti-moon (or even anti-moon shrimp).
To anyone that believes this, please, a link to a research paper or anything substantial would be brilliant.