New Rap Lyrics from New Earth

 you might be evolved from an ape but my people come from Abe, The father of many nations, you hating ass libs are straight mental patients. Comparing animals to humans, I fight communists like Harry S Truman. I shoot them all like 3:10 to Yuma, and you disappear just like the Bermuda. You remind me of Judah when he betrayed Christ, With your misquotes yo all buncha mice. Harass me and tranna test me, see if a thug like me snaps and blasts thee. Cause I'm not like you, I'm original criminal, make you dissolve like minerals, liberals. I come from infinite world, that New Jerusalem city of gold, so let the truth be told, dont ever mistake me for some stupid troll.

How can you disappear like Bermuda It's always there.

How can you disappear like Bermuda It's always there.

OK German let me enlighten you on another feature of American rap, things don't have to necessarily make sense.

They fact that he even made this thread proves one of two things.

1. New Earth is a troll.

2. New Earth is insecure about his tiny penis, so pretends he is a gangster on the internet.

They fact that he even made this thread proves one of two things.

1. New Earth is a troll.

2. New Earth is insecure about his tiny penis, so pretends he is a gangster on the internet.

what he really means is

1. new earth is a bad troll
2. new earth is a bad baiter
3. new earth is a bad debater
4. new earth is bad at insults
5. new earth sucks at rap
6. new earth cant write peotry
7. new earth likes calling people who dont agree with him names
8. new earth is bigoted
9. new earth thinks he comes from a infinite earth
10. new earth cant take facts

you want more?

what he really means is

1. new earth is a bad troll
5. new earth sucks at rap

you want more?

Everything you said fits into those two categories.

Wrong. Rap doesn't have 'lyrics'


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Look.
If New Earth had one shot,
or one opportunity.
To seize everything he ever wanted.
One moment.
Would he capture it
or just let it slip?

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs,
but he keeps on forgettin what he wrote down,
the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!

snap back to 5th dimension reality

Oh there goes gravity

They fact that he even made this thread proves one of two things.

1. New Earth is a troll.

2. New Earth is insecure about his tiny penis, so pretends he is a gangster on the internet.

Has it ever occurred to you that harassing people is not a good idea?

This is fitting.

Quote from: EnglshGentleman on April 11, 2011, 11:54:03 PM

They fact that he even made this thread proves one of two things.

1. New Earth is a troll.

2. New Earth is insecure about his tiny penis, so pretends he is a gangster on the internet.

what he really means is

1. new earth is a bad troll
2. new earth is a bad baiter
3. new earth is a bad debater
4. new earth is bad at insults
5. new earth sucks at rap
6. new earth cant write peotry
7. new earth likes calling people who dont agree with him names
8. new earth is bigoted
9. new earth thinks he comes from a infinite earth
10. new earth cant take facts

you want more?

I'm neither of those things, how dare you? Just because I disagree with your communist/Nazi views you gotta use personal attacks. Reported to moderator.

Look.
If New Earth had one shot,
or one opportunity.
To seize everything he ever wanted.
One moment.
Would he capture it
or just let it slip?

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs,
but he keeps on forgettin what he wrote down,
the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!

Why don't you come up with your own lyrics instead of quoting Eminem?

Wrong. Rap doesn't have 'lyrics'


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Justify this stupid claim

Why do you always call people you don't like communists, liberals, or evolutionists even when it makes no contextual sense you conservative bastard?

Why do you always call people you don't like communists, liberals, or evolutionists even when it makes no contextual sense you conservative bastard?

No you don't understand. I don't dislike anyone on this message board. But clearly the views that some of the members expressed here are down right radical left wing. Some are borderline Nazi.

2. New Earth is insecure about his tiny penis, so pretends he is a gangster on the internet.

Dude, 5 inches isn't that much of an upgrade from 4 inches. You better check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Quote from: Particle Person on April 12, 2011, 01:45:17 PM

Why do you always call people you don't like communists, liberals, or evolutionists even when it makes no contextual sense you conservative bastard?

No you don't understand. I don't dislike anyone on this message board. But clearly the views that some of the members expressed here are down right radical left wing. Some are borderline Nazi.

I understand that you strongly disagree with liberalism and think that it's just a step below Naziism (), but I don't understand why you use the word "communist" or "liberal" as an insult, regardless of the context. This is not a political discussion, this thread is about New Earth's dope beats; politics are irrelevant.

Quote from: Ichimaru Gin :] on April 12, 2011, 01:39:35 AM

Look.
If New Earth had one shot,
or one opportunity.
To seize everything he ever wanted.
One moment.
Would he capture it
or just let it slip?

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs,
but he keeps on forgettin what he wrote down,
the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!

Why don't you come up with your own lyrics instead of quoting Eminem?

wats an MnM

Quote from: EnglshGentleman on April 11, 2011, 11:54:03 PM

They fact that he even made this thread proves one of two things.

1. New Earth is a troll.

2. New Earth is insecure about his tiny penis, so pretends he is a gangster on the internet.

what he really means is

1. new earth is a bad troll
2. new earth is a bad baiter
3. new earth is a bad debater
4. new earth is bad at insults
5. new earth sucks at rap
6. new earth cant write peotry
7. new earth likes calling people who dont agree with him names
8. new earth is bigoted
9. new earth thinks he comes from a infinite earth
10. new earth cant take facts

you want more?

Lay off;  Considering this an official warning.

This thread is fucking epic.

Quote from: Particle Person on April 12, 2011, 01:45:17 PM

Why do you always call people you don't like communists, liberals, or evolutionists even when it makes no contextual sense you conservative bastard?

No you don't understand. I don't dislike anyone on this message board. But clearly the views that some of the members expressed here are down right radical left wing. Some are borderline Nazi.

No, you understand,  you insult people who disagree with you, and people who prove you wrong.

This thread is destined for random musings.

Quote from: New Earth on April 12, 2011, 01:53:31 PM

Quote from: Particle Person on April 12, 2011, 01:45:17 PM

Why do you always call people you don't like communists, liberals, or evolutionists even when it makes no contextual sense you conservative bastard?

No you don't understand. I don't dislike anyone on this message board. But clearly the views that some of the members expressed here are down right radical left wing. Some are borderline Nazi.

No, you understand,  you insult people who disagree with you, and people who prove you wrong.

I don't think calling someone a liberal is an insult? Are you ashamed of being a liberal?

I don't think calling someone a liberal is an insult? Are you ashamed of being a liberal?

Obvious troll is obvious.

This reminds me of the old;

"You are retarded."

"Don't say that, it is offensive"

"Excuse me? Are you suggesting there is something offensive about being retarded?? They are contributing members of our society! Shame on you!"

Listen up yo.

Right here.

James, New Earth, FES,

FEB! Represent the Flat Earth.

Yo, if you think the Earth is round, then this applies to you/ 'cause I'm here, in the house, to tell you what's true!
James is right here, to educate you young man/ 'cause real world geography is not quite how you planned!
You see, down in the centre, well it's awfully chilly/if you went without a coat then you'd be down right silly!
Then out from the Arctic, the continents span/Eurasia, America and Africa, man!
Around the outer rim there's a big wall of ice/if you think you'd like to go well yo, you'd better think twice!
Beyond is total darkness, which offers no perception/Don't be fooled by other stories, they're simply a deception!
The Sun and the Moon shine above us in a circular ring/Lit by bacteria, a miraculous thing!
So now I've told it like it is, and you know the score/so tell your friends straight up, you're not a roundie any more!

While you can draw that conclusion EG, I don't think thats necessarily whats going on here.  However within the same breath the comparison to the nazis is a bit disheartening.  

Unless liberals are hauling a group of people or ethnicity off to kill them in camps, I think one can refrain from comparisons to nazis.\


Also James wins

No you don't understand. I don't dislike anyone on this message board. But clearly the views that some of the members expressed here are down right radical left wing. Some are borderline Nazi.

Be careful throwing the word Nazi around.  My family suffered heavily under Nazi rule.  I do not liken to Naziism, and I will not allow you to liken me to it.  When I equate humans to animals, it means that I will never consider anything alive with a brain to be inferior to me, including you, flat earthers, africans, asians, muslims, christians, atheists, people with special needs, whales, gorillas, even the turkey I had for lunch, or the spiders on my wall.  All life has my complete respect, and I abhor violence as a means to obtain anything unless for survival, which I believe every life form has a right to strive for.  I honestly prefer tree-hugger to Nazi, as although it is still derogatory, it is at least accurate.  If Nazi is used in reference to me at all in the future, I will, as soon as I find the post, call for a ban without any further warning.

Listen up yo.

Right here.

James, New Earth, FES,

FEB! Represent the Flat Earth.

Yo, if you think the Earth is round, then this applies to you/ 'cause I'm here, in the house, to tell you what's true!
James is right here, to educate you young man/ 'cause real world geography is not quite how you planned!
You see, down in the centre, well it's awfully chilly/if you went without a coat then you'd be down right silly!
Then out from the Arctic, the continents span/Eurasia, America and Africa, man!
Around the outer rim there's a big wall of ice/if you think you'd like to go well yo, you'd better think twice!
Beyond is total darkness, which offers no perception/Don't be fooled by other stories, they're simply a deception!
The Sun and the Moon shine above us in a circular ring/Lit by bacteria, a miraculous thing!
So now I've told it like it is, and you know the score/so tell your friends straight up, you're not a roundie any more!

Tis awesome 

Here and only here will I say it, unless further awesomeness ensues:

Flat Earth Win!!!