Arm thyself

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Re: Arm thyself
« Reply #30 on: March 07, 2011, 01:30:42 PM »
Beer pint.

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Re: Arm thyself
« Reply #31 on: March 07, 2011, 03:48:56 PM »
4 books on Krsna. Damn.

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Re: Arm thyself
« Reply #32 on: March 07, 2011, 03:50:52 PM »
Bach's Organ Concerto in D minor =/
"I want truth for truth's sake, not for the applaud or approval of men. I would not reject truth because it is unpopular, nor accept error because it is popular. I should rather be right and stand alone than run with the multitude and be wrong." - C.S. DeFord

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Re: Arm thyself
« Reply #33 on: March 07, 2011, 03:56:36 PM »
The MS I assume?

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Re: Arm thyself
« Reply #34 on: March 07, 2011, 04:20:09 PM »
A stapler
There is no such thing as no time for fisting.

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Re: Arm thyself
« Reply #35 on: March 07, 2011, 04:29:02 PM »
The MS I assume?


Nah, it's a somewhat cheap/affordable complete-works collection. Hans Fagius is the organist.
"I want truth for truth's sake, not for the applaud or approval of men. I would not reject truth because it is unpopular, nor accept error because it is popular. I should rather be right and stand alone than run with the multitude and be wrong." - C.S. DeFord

Re: Arm thyself
« Reply #36 on: March 07, 2011, 06:01:23 PM »
An acoustic bass guitar.
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Re: Arm thyself
« Reply #37 on: March 07, 2011, 06:10:54 PM »
2 remote controls and a mobile phone...

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Re: Arm thyself
« Reply #38 on: March 07, 2011, 06:12:50 PM »
A copy of 5 dialogues.
I saw a slight haze in the hotel bathroom this morning after I took a shower, have I discovered a new planet?

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Re: Arm thyself
« Reply #39 on: March 07, 2011, 07:30:28 PM »
Why do so many of us have massive books sitting next to us?

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Re: Arm thyself
« Reply #40 on: March 07, 2011, 08:12:24 PM »
My girlfriend....interesting...
Normally when I'm not sure I just cop a feel.

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Re: Arm thyself
« Reply #41 on: March 07, 2011, 08:15:35 PM »
A teddy bear. Well, shit D:
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Re: Arm thyself
« Reply #42 on: March 08, 2011, 01:06:42 AM »
A sonic screwdriver!  :D



Geronimo!

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Re: Arm thyself
« Reply #43 on: March 08, 2011, 01:09:28 AM »
Dude. We're done. Just hide behind Chris and humanity will be fine.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Re: Arm thyself
« Reply #44 on: March 08, 2011, 02:35:09 AM »
I've seen those things, and they look like sex toys.
"I want truth for truth's sake, not for the applaud or approval of men. I would not reject truth because it is unpopular, nor accept error because it is popular. I should rather be right and stand alone than run with the multitude and be wrong." - C.S. DeFord

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Re: Arm thyself
« Reply #45 on: March 08, 2011, 03:37:05 AM »
I've seen those things, and they look like sex toys.

You look like a sex toy.

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Re: Arm thyself
« Reply #46 on: March 08, 2011, 03:50:48 AM »
I've seen those things, and they look like sex toys.

You look like a sex toy.

Hey, keep your flirting in PMs!
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Re: Arm thyself
« Reply #47 on: March 08, 2011, 03:54:47 AM »
A pair of boxer shorts.

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Re: Arm thyself
« Reply #48 on: March 08, 2011, 02:24:32 PM »
I have a stapler and a pair of scissors.
I don't know what you're implying, but you're probably wrong.

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Re: Arm thyself
« Reply #49 on: March 08, 2011, 02:49:15 PM »
A deodorant can to my left and a lighter within arms' reach. If that counts then I'm winning.

Re: Arm thyself
« Reply #50 on: March 08, 2011, 02:54:43 PM »
Two beer pints.

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Re: Arm thyself
« Reply #51 on: March 08, 2011, 08:22:19 PM »
10 foot bull whip and a Masai spear.

Berny
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To be fair, sometimes what FE'ers say makes so little sense that it's hard to come up with a rebuttal.
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Re: Arm thyself
« Reply #52 on: March 09, 2011, 12:22:49 AM »
Why do so many of us have massive books sitting next to us?

It's almost like we're compensating for something...
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Re: Arm thyself
« Reply #53 on: March 09, 2011, 06:33:19 AM »
10 foot bull whip and a Masai spear.

Berny
Still wonders why he bought a spear in Kenya


I wonder why you didn't buy moar than one.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Re: Arm thyself
« Reply #54 on: March 09, 2011, 07:35:09 PM »
10 foot bull whip and a Masai spear.

Berny
Still wonders why he bought a spear in Kenya


I wonder why you didn't buy moar than one.

I traded my Nike's for snaggle-tooth the lion and couldn't carry much else
 

Berny
Walking through Mombasa in socks was a little dicey
To be fair, sometimes what FE'ers say makes so little sense that it's hard to come up with a rebuttal.
Moonlight is good for you.

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Re: Arm thyself
« Reply #55 on: April 04, 2011, 02:41:03 PM »
A small classical guitar, but my swords are next door.
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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Re: Arm thyself
« Reply #56 on: April 04, 2011, 03:13:14 PM »
Either a bed frame, or a tv. Usually i can do more interesting things, when I tell the truth. At least phrase it better. I'm becoming too commericail sensical. This is a real wake up call. Look I'm barely rambling. um... Jekra.
Vongeo is a wanker, he wears a wanker hat; he always smells like urine and he thinks the Earth is flat.

No longer is this sentence is cut in half. Jekra!

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Re: Arm thyself
« Reply #57 on: April 05, 2011, 07:26:51 PM »
a door

but how would zombies break in to my house if they are so dumb?
people i respect: Ski, Oracle, PizzaPlanet, Wendy

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Re: Arm thyself
« Reply #58 on: April 05, 2011, 11:22:14 PM »
My computer mouse.
I can throw it at things.
hacking your precious forum as we speak 8) 8) 8)

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Re: Arm thyself
« Reply #59 on: April 05, 2011, 11:30:22 PM »
My cellphone is to the left of me. Sweet, I could call the army.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.