It has been inferred that you are of very sound mind. In virtue of your sagacity and committment to the true shape of the Earth, you have been ordained by the Zetetic Council for a special accolade, to be among the True Flat Earth Believers in their special mission for verisimilitude. Your trials will be numerous, and your glories many.
May your excellences of investigation ever obtain. May my zetetic brothers join me in the exigent welcome.