America is spelt wrong. It should be Amerika.

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America is spelt wrong. It should be Amerika.
« on: February 16, 2011, 06:36:59 AM »
 According to research conducted by an English College professor, America did not take its name from Amerigo Vespucci, but from a senior collector of Customs at Bristol, the main port from which English voyages of discovery sailed in the late 15th century. Dr. Basil Cottle, who is himself of Welsh birth, tells us that the official was Richard Amerik, one of the chief investors in the second transatlantic voyage of John Cabot, which led to the famous navigator receiving the King's Pension for his discoveries.

John Cabot landed in the New World in May 1497, becoming the first recorded European to set foot on American soil. As far as Amerik's Welsh connection is concerned, the word "Amerik" itself seems to be derived from ap Meuric, Welsh for the son of Maurice. (The later was anglicized further to Morris). There was a large Welsh population in Bristol in the late 15th century.
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Re: America is spelt wrong. It should be Amerika.
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2011, 07:12:37 AM »
Gayer had it right with Amerikkka

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Re: America is spelt wrong. It should be Amerika.
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2011, 07:19:46 AM »
Why does it matter what the name of a guy from hundreds of years was?  America was named America.  It's not like a contract was signed declaring that the name of the continent was legally required to be exactly what the guy's name was.

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Re: America is spelt wrong. It should be Amerika.
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2011, 08:42:58 AM »
Uh right...and England should actually be called Anglesland.  ::)
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Re: America is spelt wrong. It should be Amerika.
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2011, 08:53:36 AM »
Uh right...and England should actually be called Anglesland.  ::)
Anglesand? At leat get it right. Aenglaland.
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Re: America is spelt wrong. It should be Amerika.
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2011, 08:43:37 PM »
Gayer had it right with Amerikkka

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Re: America is spelt wrong. It should be Amerika.
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2011, 04:58:39 AM »
Gayer had it right with Amerikkka

I am never wrong

because that's a great argument...

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« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2011, 04:59:55 AM »
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Re: America is spelt wrong. It should be Amerika.
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2011, 05:14:42 AM »
Gayer had it right with Amerikkka

I am never wrong

because that's a great argument...
I don't see what is wrong with it.  Some people are like that.
What's wrong with your argument is it show you have completely failed at lurking before hand. 
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Re: America is spelt wrong. It should be Amerika.
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2011, 07:07:53 AM »
Gayer had it right with Amerikkka

I am never wrong

because that's a great argument...

Oi, n00b. I'm normally not a monarchist but nobody speaks to our Queen that way!

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Re: America is spelt wrong. It should be Amerika.
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2011, 08:33:07 AM »
I am never wrong
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« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2011, 09:09:09 AM »
so what if my first post is pointing out that "I am never wrong" isn't a valid argument to confirm the validity of a claim

Gayer had it right with Amerikkka

I am never wrong

because that's a great argument...

because who the fuck are you...

If you wanted to know who I am, I would appreciate if you asked a little more politely
Gayer had it right with Amerikkka

I am never wrong

because that's a great argument...
I don't see what is wrong with it.  Some people are like that.
What's wrong with your argument is it show you have completely failed at lurking before hand. 

and i'm sorry if i don't feel like spending days sifting through every conversation on here before I start posting... I know it's not nice to start arguments on your first day amongst new people, but with a welcoming this warm....

P.S: I actually do believe on the old maps and such it was spelt Amerika, though don't hold me to that

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Re: America is spelt wrong. It should be Amerika.
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2011, 09:59:51 AM »
This is a stupid stupid thread.

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Re: America is spelt wrong. It should be Amerika.
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2011, 10:20:55 AM »
This is a stupid stupid thread.

Yup. Also, "America" and "spelt" should never be in the same sentence. :P
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Re: America is spelt wrong. It should be Amerika.
« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2011, 11:45:33 AM »
I hope stume rants angrily and never lurks moar.
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Re: America is spelt wrong. It should be Amerika.
« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2011, 12:49:29 PM »
so what if my first post is pointing out that "I am never wrong" isn't a valid argument to confirm the validity of a claim

The argument lies in that it is a statement of fact. Experiments have been done. Hundreds of them.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

Re: America is spelt wrong. It should be Amerika.
« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2011, 06:26:13 PM »
I am really sorry that my semi sarcastic remark caused such an outrage

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Re: America is spelt wrong. It should be Amerika.
« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2011, 10:13:15 AM »
I am really sorry that my semi sarcastic remark caused such an outrage

I'm really glad you still haven't lurked moar.  Welcome to FES!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

Re: America is spelt wrong. It should be Amerika.
« Reply #18 on: February 20, 2011, 05:38:17 AM »
I am really sorry that my semi sarcastic remark caused such an outrage

I'm really glad you still haven't lurked moar.  Welcome to FES!

Thank you.

It's weird, I've been on many forum sites before, and I have never, until I started looking at this one, heard anyone use the phrase "lurk moar," and while I can figure the meaning, it seems to be used out of context, and then someone said that it often means you're wrong... it makes no sense!

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Re: America is spelt wrong. It should be Amerika.
« Reply #19 on: February 20, 2011, 05:53:27 AM »
According to research conducted by an English College professor...

And this is the water-tight proof that we need to embrace without any shred of doubt.

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Re: America is spelt wrong. It should be Amerika.
« Reply #20 on: February 20, 2011, 08:47:29 AM »
I am really sorry that my semi sarcastic remark caused such an outrage

I'm really glad you still haven't lurked moar.  Welcome to FES!

Thank you.

It's weird, I've been on many forum sites before, and I have never, until I started looking at this one, heard anyone use the phrase "lurk moar," and while I can figure the meaning, it seems to be used out of context, and then someone said that it often means you're wrong... it makes no sense!

It might be in some cases, but now you should stop posting and lurk the fuck more
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Re: America is spelt wrong. It should be Amerika.
« Reply #21 on: February 20, 2011, 08:50:47 AM »
Wait a sec... a noob skipped the 'OMG FLAT EARTH IS WRONG!!!!!!!!111!!!!!oneONE!!!!!' phase and went straight to P,R&S? I'm impressed.

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Re: America is spelt wrong. It should be Amerika.
« Reply #22 on: February 20, 2011, 10:15:35 AM »
I am really sorry that my semi sarcastic remark caused such an outrage

I'm really glad you still haven't lurked moar.  Welcome to FES!

Thank you.

It's weird, I've been on many forum sites before, and I have never, until I started looking at this one, heard anyone use the phrase "lurk moar," and while I can figure the meaning, it seems to be used out of context, and then someone said that it often means you're wrong... it makes no sense!

It's because you doubted the almighty Gayer. 
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: America is spelt wrong. It should be Amerika.
« Reply #23 on: February 20, 2011, 10:21:44 AM »
Wait a sec... a noob skipped the 'OMG FLAT EARTH IS WRONG!!!!!!!!111!!!!!oneONE!!!!!' phase and went straight to P,R&S? I'm impressed.

I skipped my angry noob phase and went straight to RM.

Re: America is spelt wrong. It should be Amerika.
« Reply #24 on: February 20, 2011, 04:10:40 PM »
Wait a sec... a noob skipped the 'OMG FLAT EARTH IS WRONG!!!!!!!!111!!!!!oneONE!!!!!' phase and went straight to P,R&S? I'm impressed.

I honestly don't care what shape anyone thinks the earth is, I know what I believe and anyone else's beliefs are their own business. The main reason I joined was because I figured I might find good debate

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Re: America is spelt wrong. It should be Amerika.
« Reply #25 on: February 20, 2011, 04:26:11 PM »
Wait a sec... a noob skipped the 'OMG FLAT EARTH IS WRONG!!!!!!!!111!!!!!oneONE!!!!!' phase and went straight to P,R&S? I'm impressed.

I honestly don't care what shape anyone thinks the earth is, I know what I believe and anyone else's beliefs are their own business. The main reason I joined was because I figured I might find good debate

I already like this guy.  Stop giving him shit, people.

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Re: America is spelt wrong. It should be Amerika.
« Reply #26 on: February 20, 2011, 10:29:19 PM »
Wait a sec... a noob skipped the 'OMG FLAT EARTH IS WRONG!!!!!!!!111!!!!!oneONE!!!!!' phase and went straight to P,R&S? I'm impressed.

I honestly don't care what shape anyone thinks the earth is, I know what I believe and anyone else's beliefs are their own business. The main reason I joined was because I figured I might find good debate

I already like this guy.  Stop giving him shit, people.
He apologised.  I think all is fair and even now.  Plus, I like this guy too.  He really should lurk moar.
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Re: America is spelt wrong. It should be Amerika.
« Reply #27 on: February 21, 2011, 01:04:31 AM »
Wait a sec... a noob skipped the 'OMG FLAT EARTH IS WRONG!!!!!!!!111!!!!!oneONE!!!!!' phase and went straight to P,R&S? I'm impressed.

I honestly don't care what shape anyone thinks the earth is, I know what I believe and anyone else's beliefs are their own business. The main reason I joined was because I figured I might find good debate

I already like this guy.  Stop giving him shit, people.
He apologised.  I think all is fair and even now.  Plus, I like this guy too.  He really should lurk moar.

I only don't "lurk moar" because I don't have time to sift through hundreds of pages of threads

It's because you doubted the almighty Gayer. 

I only meant that "things are like this because I said so and I am never wrong" is not a very convincing argument (which I have just noticed sounds a lot like something my mother says...)

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Re: America is spelt wrong. It should be Amerika.
« Reply #28 on: February 21, 2011, 01:18:24 AM »
Well, here it's different, because Gayer is literally never wrong. It's like her superpower.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Re: America is spelt wrong. It should be Amerika.
« Reply #29 on: February 21, 2011, 08:31:14 AM »
Gayer is never wrong except when he makes a mistake.